- Legends tell of a mighty hero who will be born in a time of darkness and despair. He will travel far and wide to save the land he resides in... This is not that story. This is about a little idiot who comes out of nowhere. And when I say "little" It's true! He's, like, knee-high-to-a-grasshopper small! Here, let him tell you about it.

Alright, where should I begin? Okay so my name is Volt. I'm not the kind of guy who has a "good life". It can be fun being a wanderer but I'm still poor. To fix this, I try to steal from the vault in the castle in Canterlot but that failed. I was led to this place called Ponyville where I almost get myself killed trying to save this mare. Her and her friends decide to nurse me back to health until I'm "struck by lightning". Now, this lightning gives me the power to control lightning but it is almost impossible to do it. So anyway, a short time after this we are told to find these things called the Elements of Harmony or whatever because this evil, immortal pony is trying to take over Equestria and is winning. The elements however, are scattered all over the place and we have to go through these insane tests to prove we deserve the elements and the only way to find them is to follow this strange bird named Astheno. So yeah, this'll be interesting.

WARNING: This fan fiction may contain sensitive subjects that one might find disturbing. If you read this and are disturbed, don't say I didn't warn you. It'll be a complete waste of time for the both of us.