The Wheel and the Butterfly A Dan X Pinkie Pie Saga

by Justice3442

Part 7.5 Pinkie Vs. Virginity: Epilogue

The Wheel and the Butterfly

A Dan X Pinkie Pie saga

Part 7.5 Pinkie Vs. Virginity

Epilogue

*****

Pinkie slowly, but giddily climbed the stairs in her red-white striped shirt and rolled up denim shorts. Red sneakers drumming against concrete as her bracelets lightly clicked against each other in the street light.

She opened the apartment door and couldn’t help but laugh as she was washed in the glow of hundreds of lit candles.

“You knoooow,” Pinkie purred as she spied Dan setting up the table for another romantic dinner for two, “you don’t have to do this every night. Not that I’m complaining …”

Dan sheepishly rubbed the back of his head with an oven-mitt clad hand. “Yeah, uh…I’m not really sure what else to do with a couple hundred candles…” He admitted.

Pinkie bounded up to Dan and placed her lips over his, kissing him with an audible “Mwah”. She held Dan at arm’s length and smiled wide. “I’m sure we can sort out a less fiery hazardly way to conduct an evening of romance.”

Dan smiled back at Pinkie. “Looking forward to it. Now sit, goofball, dinner's almost ready.” Dan turned around to grab a pot full of spaghetti. When he turned back, Pinkie was already sitting at the table, wearing her hot pink lingerie and nothing else.

Dan blinked a few times. “Don’t tell me you’ve been wearing that all day…”

Pinkie grinned wryly. “Naw, I just changed while you weren’t looking.”

“But that was only…” Dan shook his head. “You know what? Never mind...” He sat the pot of spaghetti back on the stove and looked back at Pinkie, matching her grin. “Food is overrated, why don’t you and I reduce the chances we’ll catch the living room on fire and move this to the bedroom?”

Pinkie grinned wide and blew out the candles in front of her.

*

From her spot in front of a red sewing machine as she pushed a light blue piece of fabric under the needle, Rarity grimaced and her eyes and ears twitched as the sounds of ecstatic moans and euphoric cries filled her work area.

She sighed and glanced over to the large, ornate mirror in front of her window which was merely showing the blanket that had been thrown over it on Pinkie’s side. A blanket that did very little to dampen any sound in the room the mirror was in.

Rarity’s horn glowed azure as two large cotton wads on the table glowed with the same light-blue hue, levitated into the air, and flew into Rarity’s ears.

Rarity’s cheeks puffed out as refocused her attention on the fabric in front of her. “I am going to kill Twilight when she gets back for not showing me how to mute that thing …” She declared as she went back to her, now angry, dress making.

*****

End Part 7/7.5

Author's Note:

Thanks for reading!

More chaos awaits in the next part!

Comments

[Clemerl]

“I am going to kill Twilight when she gets back for not showing me how to mute that thing …”

I'd say that would be over doing it, but considering I have felt her pain I'll ignore it. Very little is more irritating then having to listen to that when you need to work.

[pvtspoon]

3566514

God, I know right?! Four am and I have a test at seven, my brother and his girlfriend were going at it against the wall right next to my HEAD! Not something you can ignore!

[The12thDoctor]

3566735

I had a roommate that gave me similar problems. One night, they were going at it while i was trying to sleep, and I decided then that "I'd stoods all I can stands, and I couldn't stands no more!"

So I grabbed my polaroid camera, threw open the door and snapped a surprise photo. Although the ensuing fistfight was LEGENDARY, my roommate and his girlfriend were a LOT more considerate in the future.

[x-Kiryu-x]

yay, epilogues!
By the way, will we ever see some dr.jerk?
Or maybe something related to an awesome adventure

[Justice3442]

3566948

That's Dan's super villain name, right?

I don't have anything in particular planned for his villainous alter ego, but I'll keep it in mind.

It's not like Pinkie is particularly hard to corral into playing dress-up or getting into mischief.

[Justice3442]

3566948

Alright, now I'm really thinking about it.

So this will probably turn into a chapter at some point, knowing me.

[x-Kiryu-x]

3566963
Yep, it would open a door to meet any superpowered character you would have in mind *cough*Deadpool*cough*

[x-Kiryu-x]

3567047
Yush, this pleases me
Well, good luck, and may the moustache be with you

[Justice3442]

3567062

I am, in fact, playing the the idea of doing more cross-over stuff with this story, but probably way, way down the line.

This is also the second time someone mentioned Deadpool to me in the regards to this fic, maybe I should brush up on my comic reading.

[x-Kiryu-x]

3567095
cross overs!?
can this story get any awesomer?!

[Mondays]

I somehow knew that this was gonna happen to Rarity when Twilight left her in charge of the mirror

[Heron Brokengear]

You know, This would only get more awkward for any of the other elements too, as well as anypony/body without a horn. They can't effect the mirror at all, only leave the line open. Also, let me reiterate how glad I am they aren't breeding. Yet. And isn't that a terrifying thought?

Also, several hundred candle can only lead to disaster. That's alot of fire.

As to the crossover, While not really against it, that kind of gimick can distract from your original conceit and derail the actual plot you have going, being a) the developing relationship between Dan and Pinkie, and b) the freaks in cloaks who tossed her onto Dan's version of Earth. In the event you do have a crossover I recommend you don't let it eat the plot, just a random joke ore something.

If you do use any characters, I would use ones actually on the Hub, because that is the only thing in common between these two outside of our fevered minds. Like the Pound Puppies showing up as a pack of feral dogs or something.

[Justice3442]

3568935

Honestly, you hit a great deal of my thoughts on doing some cross-over stuff. Hence why if I'll do it, it won't be for quite some time, and also it would likely only be for a chapter (or a few scattered chapters here or there as one-offs)

I couldn't help but feel this thing had gone off the rails (which is funny, since going off the rails is sorta the point ) if suddenly I had half a dozen characters from other series running around as recurring characters that required their own scenes, lines, etc...

[Heron Brokengear]

So I was on Deviantart for reasons unrelated to this story, and I found this. All I can imagine when I look at it, is Pinkie showing up to the bakery in this outfit, and from there, disaster.

fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/302/b/d/human_pinkie_pie_by_romanrazor-d6sa7jh.png

[Heron Brokengear]

3569764

I once again apologize for distracting the author.

[Justice3442]

3569764

Heh, I like it.

Definitely not nearly as modest as any of Pinkie's normal outfits.

Though, it's not unreasonable that she'd wear something like this without really thinking about the consequences. She hasn't really grasped the power she'd have in certain sets of clothing (or not wearing much of it, as it were).

[Killabyte]

this is a good spot to stop reading for the night. I aim to have this finished in 3 days tops

[Hesitant Brony]

3567095
Personally I think DeadPool is a tad over-rated.

[Messiah Complex]

4372220
You're stopping?

Wimp.

[TheJoker]

4389048 what?! WHAT?! WHAT!!!! deadpool is like the best of the best my friend what makes you make such a assumption that he's overrated

[Chewed Pencil]

4466124 You realize the only reason that he was created was to be a big 'Fuck you' to fans of superheroes? He was made to be over the top, unlikable, annoying, and poorly characterized. And yet, it is these qualities that endeared him to the populace.

[GoldenCyclone4]

3567095 There's a reason why. He's slightly insane, absolutely hilarious, and has no regard for the fourth wall. Honestly, is it wrong I want a Death Battle between him and Pinkie?

[link4]

hah! poor rarity xD

[ArcIsDead]

4545016 Dude Deadpool was made to be a parody of DC's Slade Wilson/ Deathstroke, i.e. similar names, both mercenaries, complete reversal of personalities. He wasn't meant as an insult to anyone.

[the other sans]

Rarity’s cheeks puffed out as refocused her attention on the fabric in front of her

1. And.

What am I supposed to say? Do I wish for porn or no? Wait, I think there was another term for this... Erotica, yes that's it! I wish for Erotica! ... That sounded a lot better in my head than on paper.

[Serefin]

Oh, poor Rarity...

[Serefin]

4658946 Except maybe Deathstroke.

[TimeTwister]

Are they doing what I think they're doing?! Well, Pinkie's not a virgin anymore....

[MythrilMoth]

"TWILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!"

RARITY VS.

TWILIGHT

[Spanner]

Angry dress making is best dress making!

[Bold Promise]

I checked the titles of the future chapters. Seems it's all downhill from here.

[ProfessorCatPro]

5138562 you suck it's awsome

[Kaijutsu]

Forget everything I said.
This
THIS
Made every awkward moment in the half-chapter worth reading.
I think this cured my discomfort imaging Dan being sexual.
It's beautiful.

[Wiriamuzu]

Yep this is the one alright. You've gone and broken my mind.

[Tatsurou]

3567095
More crossover stuff, huh?
Hmm...I had an odd idea for a chapter where this Dan and Pinkie meet the Pinkie from one of my stories.
This one, specifically.

[Raul]

Damnit Twilight! There could be children there! (Sweetie belle)

3569764
So that chapter was your fault! Boy, good job mate, I personally loved that chapter.

[Ki_Brony]

>>Clemerl One time I had to ramp up the most bass heavy song II had walst my sister and her boyfriend were doin' it in the next room

[Boulder]

Seems a lot of ponies/people would like to end Twily.

[Stonehooves]

4556063 Your wish has already been granted.

[Typist Gray]

Naturally, the option of moving the mirror to another room never occurred to her.

[Umbra Animo]

Is it wrong i want imposter dan to pop up only for him to tick pinkie by off and actually bring about her psycho side?

[LEGION55]

8707649
Heads up He Does.