Part 16 Chris Vs. Pinkie: Epilogue/Bonus chapter: Silly Pinkie, Trix Are for Kids
The Wheel and the Butterfly
A Dan X Pinkie Pie saga
Part 16 Chris Vs. Pinkie
Epilogue/Bonus chapter: Silly Pinkie, Trix Are for Kids.
-oooooo-
“AAAAAAAHHHHH!”
Dan sighed heavily as he slouched in his chair, smearing some of his blue face paint as he propped his cheek against his palm in the dim theater. One side of his face had been painted blue, while the other side painted red and both sides had several smears from his palms.
“AAAAIEEEEEEEE!”
To his right, Elise sighed then mimicked Dan’s last action almost perfectly. She slouched and rested her cheek on her palm, smearing white face paint with black dots designed to make her face resemble a hockey goalie’s mask.
A on screen, a young, blond-haired, scantily clad woman shrieked. This was quickly echoed by Chris and Pinkie who sat next to Elise and Dan respectively, once again forcing the two into a sandwich with terrified screaming for bread and painful ear ringing in the center.
“… This was a bad idea.” Dan said.
Elise nodded. “Horrible idea! Just the worse!”
“Oh please…” A feminine voice called out from above the pair in the theater. “You two don’t even know what suffering is!”
Dan and Elise glanced behind them, catching a scowl from a very grumpy looking Sunset Shimmer. To her left her friend Twilight and Flash seemed to have forgotten the movie completely, instead opting to engage in a vigorous bout of lip wrestling. To her right, her friend Trixie and Gibson where similarly too busy with each other’s mouths to pay much attention to the rising body count of promiscuous teen on screen.
Sunset sighed as she looked between the two couples she was wedged between. The sounds of slobbery lip smacking continued on either side of her, occasionally overpowered by the sounds of terrified screaming from the lower row.
“I hate my friends,” Sunset announced to no one in particular as she placed her elbows on her thighs and leaned forward to cup her cheeks with her hands.
End Part 16
-~Bonus Chapter: Silly Pinkie, Trix Are for Kids!-
-~Bonus Chapter: Silly Pinkie, Trix Are for Kids!-
Gibson smiled wide as he opened the doors to the bakery. “Trixie! You came!” he said excitedly to the silvery-blue-haired woman in the blue blouse and jeans in front of him.
Behind Gibson, his fellow bakery employees and other friends of Dan and Pinkie happily conversed with each other in the music filled building as Pinkie darted from person to person. Pinkie kept an almost vice-like grip on Dan’s wrist as she dragged and yanked him all across the bakery. Dan grumbled and protested at this treatment, but made little effort in attempting to free himself.
“Of course!” Trixie said as she stepped inside and motioned to herself. “The Grrrrreat and Powerful Trixie never passes up a chance to share her glory and beautify with others.”
Gibson smiled. “And might I say that is quite a lot of beauty and glory. I don't think my mortal eyes are worthy.”
Trixie chuckled. “Oh, you... You always know what to say...”
Gibson's smile fell as he stared at Trixie.
“Er... Did Trixie say something wrong?”
Gibson shook his head. “No... It's just... you're the first person to say that to me... ever...”
Pinkie suddenly bounded up to Trixie with a plastic red cup in one hand, a grumpy looking Dan held by the wrist in the other. “Hello! I noticed a distinct lack of punch on your personage! As President Party Punch Maker and Provider, it is my responsibility to properly present you with a pint of delicious pink potion!” Pinkie said, giggling to herself.
Dan rolled his eyes. “Seriously… You where Corporal Cup Counselor and Coordinator not thirty seconds ago…”
Gibson smiled at the pair as they arrived. “Hey, Pinkie. Hey, Dan.” He motioned to Trixie. “This is Trixie. We met when that crazy balloon cult tried to sacrifice Amber and me to their balloon god.”
Trixie narrowed her eyes at Pinkie.
Dan cocked an eyebrow at Gibson. “Wait… So that would mean she’s one of our enemies right?”
Gibson shrugged. “Well… It’s not like she ended up helping the balloonist…”
“I knew you couldn’t be trusted!” Dan cried as he leveled an accusatory index finger at Gibson. “You’re sleeping with the enemy.”
Gibson sighed heavily. “Not yet…”
Trixie pointed her own accusatory index finger. Hers directed squarely at Pinkie. “You! You where the one who made it so Trixie couldn't get her favorite coffee when you were given the rest of the blueberry syrup!”
Dan’s eyes widened in surprise. “That’s your reason for seeking revenge on us!?” Dan shook his head. “Talk about overreacting.”
Gibson frowned. “Wow, shots fired, dude…”
“Oh Dan,” Pinkie said cheerfully. “What’s important is we let the soothing sensation of sugary punch settle old scores.” Pinkie let go of Dan and reached out for Trixie’s pointing hand. She gently opened Trixie’s finger and placed the cup of punch in Trixie’s hand. “Here! I hope this punch can help replace the tragic loss of not drinking your favorite coffee on that day that happened, like, several weeks ago.”
Trixie takes a sip of the drink. “Well... it is refreshing... but...”
Pinkie grinned wide as she quickly stepped up besides Trixie, wrapped an arm around her shoulders and pulled her close to her. “See! I knew you'd like it! Oh we're going to be the best of friends! I can just feel it.” Pinkie squeezed harder. “Can you feel it?”
Trixie gave Pinkie an unsure, pained look. “Er... Well...”
Pinkie continued like a runaway train which had had its brakes melted. "And not like that other girl I know who has your same name, same hair style, but lives in another dimension! No! You and I are going to have lots of fun together and you won't remove my mouth and put it in a magic garbage can." Pinkie gasped. "Hey! I just realized you might be like... the other dimensional world equivalent of her! Crazy, huh?"
“Uh...What are you…?”
Pinkie’s pupils widened as she stared off into space. “And now that I think about it, there's other people I know who are probably the other world equivalent of other, other ponies I know! Oh my gosh! There might even be another me here!” Pinkie let go of Trixie in favor of placing her hands on either side of her face as she tried to process this new startling revelation. “OhMyGosh! This is so crazy!”
“Speaking of crazy," Dan chimed in. "Goofball, you're rambling...”
“Iyam?” Pinkie asked. Her eyes suddenly drifted off towards the entrance of the bakery. “Oh! Elise and Chris are here! I need to say 'hi' then punch them with punch and not our fists.”
Dan nodded. “You do thaaaaaaH!”
Pinkie reached out for Dan's arm and quickly pulled him along.
Trixie watched Pinkie drag Dan away then turned to Gibson. "Is she always that weird?"
Gibson nodded. "Yes, yes she is."
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I'm glad that Gibson finally got some kisses from Troxie after who knows how many chapters of being a butt monkey.
I clicked onto this from the featured box to have a look at it and holy shit it's huge!
I LOVE THIS STORY! THANK YOU FOR UPDATING SO FAST!
I don't think you have the right to say that Dan.
Gibson, you havent been round Pinkie enough to know when she is being Really weird.
Lesson Zero.
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For serious.
Now let's just hope he keeps not deserving to be a butt monkey. Which means it's looking pretty bad.
Oh, Pinkie noticed Trixie is actually Trixie. I know she didn't meet Sunset, but you'd think she'd recognize the name... I'm sure she'll notice now, though.
Took her a while.
Great
Thank god. I have been waiting for a realization for ages now. All that needs to happen now is for both dimension selves to meet each other
And can't wait for the next ark.
Not much to say, but great job!
I'm with Sunset on this. She has terrible friends. It's like they enjoy making her miserable.....Why the heck is she hanging around with them? Honestly, she was better off with the waitress with a vendetta against Pinkie. They at least weren't this bad to each other and it was give and take. Here?.....Urgh, I really want Sunset to get a job in the bakery so she can get away from them and get some real friends.
Still, Gibson is rather lucky all things considered.
5603553 Don't worry--totally worth the read!
5603859 Ah, but you have to remember how Sunset treated others. That is where all the Sunset-dissing stems from. Once she starts toning it down a notch, I'm willing to bet that things (and friends) will go better for her.
I think you mean "beauty".
"where" should be "were".
You call accidentally call "Gibson" "Gipson".
Why does nobody seem concerned about the prospect of two Pinkies?
5604050
I am quite certain this will answer all questions in a rather short period of time:
And once again I find myself super jealous of Gibson...
Time to start the hunt!
Gibson is doing so well for himself
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Because the possibility is being deliberately ignored in light of the passages presented in the patently impending prophecy.
And that was how Equestria was unmade.
If the impending Pinkocalypse were to occur, I think we would all at least get an invitation one-week prior to the party preceding the devastation.
5603553 You are about to embark on an adventure, my friend. An adventure of laughter and feels, of rage and love. This story will squeeze every last ounce of emotion out of you, and you will enjoy every second of it. Be sure to pack clean underwear, and write home to your friends and family every so often so they know you're still alive.
her friend Trixie and Gibson where similarly too busy
You where Corporal Cup Counselor and Coordinator not thirty seconds ago
You where the one who made it so
1. Were.
2. Were.
3. Were.
Now for the obligatory innuendo jokes...
Yep, she did.
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That was...punchy!
Methinks Pinkie is a little punch drunk.
The title made me think, and this came out.
Napa: But Vegeta, Trix are for kids!
Vegeta: On second thought; catch it, Napa. Catch it with your teeth.
Ah, DBZ: Abridged. There is no situation is doesn't have a quote to fit.
5605392 I think that quote has already been referenced in this story.
Are we going to take a(nother) trip to a certain organic foods superstore?
--Spade
5605531 The story's too big! I can't remember it all!
5608885 They did!
When the whole cupcake crew is making cupcakes for those three elders and Pinkie keeps getting attacked by the cats!
5609194 *huff huff huff* The story's too big; if I walk, it'll be over. (paraphrased from "Space Balls")
5609214 I never saw that movie...
5610877 you are correct, sir.
you are correct.
5609220 Shun the unbeliever! Shuuuuuuun! Shhhhhhhhhhhhhuuun!!
I love this story; the only bad part is that you managed to turn all of the main characters into a bunch of godforsaken Wapanese.
5604034 Given Too Many Pinkie Pies and the disastrous attempts by Elise and Twilight to clone Pinkie Pie earlier, I don't think there's a terrible amount to be worried about if another non-equestrian stopped by. It's rather old-hat by this juncture.
Can't wait for next chapter:twilightsmile
5642273 Depends on the mythology.
Yay I finally caught up...
NOOOO!!! Now I'm forced to wait for the next chapter...
I just realized that this could be made even more alliterative if you changed "Maker" into "Producer"!
A on screen
On screen
Just the worse!”
Just the worst!"
where similarly too busy
were similarly - Oh,
5604872 Already handled.
and beautify with others.”
Unless she takes time to do her hair and makeup with others, that should probably be - Oh,
5603941 Dagnabbit, I am late for the party.
Pfft. Poor Trixie. She's on Pinkie's Friendship List. She will not survive. Alas poor Trixie.
Trixie-pony must be at least on better terms with the Mane 6, considering she was involved in the magic mirror talking, but it looks like there are still a few scars.
beauty
Don't think 2 'had's are needed.
I LOVE THIS STORY!!!
A second Pinkie? Dammit man, don't let this be a cock-tease. Pony Pinkie needs to meet a human Pinkie who knows how to stay sane without rampant destruction. They also need to discuss the possibility of a threesome!
Gibson: And so did I!
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Trixie can't help it if she's objectively better at being more gorgeous and more awesome than almost everyone else there.