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Naughty_Ranko


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OH!This is a must read!~ Favoring it for later! :heart: :twilightsmile:

3208177 Vic, I thought you were sad...

3208210 I am many things! all the time!

i'm not normally a fan of futa, but it was a good read:twilightsmile:

Good god that was intense :heart:

Very good read. I look forward to more stories that catch my interest.

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Not my normal preference either, but yeah, that was intense.

Glad I found this! One of the better clopfics I've read in a long time.

Funny story two days ago at school I saw two juniors high school girls making out and started having sex so I went yolo and went inside and they gave me sex if I didn't say a word. That was a good day :pinkiehappy:
Also I lost my virginity that day I was a sophomore.

Sunset shimmer is 31287623845762349856 times better than that faggot Flash Sentry. I don't even like humanized as a general rule, but I'm reading this.

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great story, dude.
needs more lesbian zombie nazi vampire werewolf shark octopus hookers!
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also, Naughty_Ranko, you should totally make a fanfiction about that ^

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Well, to be honest I didn't HATE Flash Sentry, even though I kinda turned him into a dick here. But at least I gave him a personality.

What bugged me the most was that he was basically a non-character and totally useless to the story of Equestria Girls. Every time he came on screen, the plot came to a screeching halt so awkwardness could ensue. :twilightblush:

I just don't get it. Meghan McCarthy is such a good writer. I didn't even know she could write a character as flat and one-dimensional as this. It's like the powers that be (Hasbro) ordained that there needed to be a love interest and Meghan dug up her old diary from seventh grade that described the perfect (imaginary) boyfriend, just to have something.

3209523 That's exactly what happened.

Just when I think the fandom can't go any lower, I get thrown another shovel.

3210478
Oh really? This was the breaking point?

:unsuresweetie:

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Methinks you misunderstand tired sarcasm born of seeing yet another humanized futa clopfic displaying itself on the front page.

3210478 If this was too much I warmly recommend you brace yourself.

This particular ship took a bit longer than I thought. But seriously, we all knew this was coming, right?
But anyway, this was a good read. Nice work.

*BLUSHES* heh....hahhah.....HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA :flutterrage::flutterrage:

I love you~! Thank you FOR MAKING THIS! :yay::yay::yay:

waaat. ;_; Only a clop not a 20k love story? Well, I'll just read it and edit this comment
EDIT: <3

Someone said the magic F word. :rainbowkiss:

Time for a read.

Later...

It seemed simple enough, despite the warning.

Famous last words.

Anyway, like, favorite, 10/10 would read again.

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Oh my God, that picture. :rainbowlaugh:

DDDDAAAAAOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!! I never thought I would see something as good as this!

Wow, this is the third of my stories to make it into the featured box. I really am blessed with great readers, who make this possible. You guys are sooo AWESOME!:rainbowkiss:

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I've wondered myself why we haven't seen more of this ship yet.

holly clopping clop socks maredowell , that was BUCKING HOT

YOU GET
:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:/:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:
AND
:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:/:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

For a total of WIN, that was amazing and HOT and twiXshimmer is now one of my favorite pairings if its righten this well

Please everyone, forgive my emotions but I feel I must say them. Once in a while I read clop fics, I am not necessarily proud of this, but I do. I read clop fics in hopes to gather passionate writing ideas for my series and new ideas for stories. But When I read this I ended up forgetting to take notes. This was the most beautiful clop fic I have ever read in my whole time of being here. A tear actually trailed down my face reading this. The beauty behind the passionate lust was overwhelmingly powerful and took me by surprise by full force. Your spelling and grammar was amazing, your grammar is almost perfect, your vocabulary is poetically beautiful, easily surpassing mine by a mile. I had to grab a dictionary in hopes of learning some new words. All in all, this story alone puts all of my stories to shame. This was so beautiful, and I am sorry for being a little dramatic and to just shoot out streams of compliments, if perfect was an achievable, this would fit the bill. Thank you for writing this, I am so glad I found it. I hope you have a wonderful morning/day/morning :twilightsmile:

Now if someone could write this plot without it being a futa/clop fic...

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Awwww, that's so sweet. Thank you very much.:twilightsmile:

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I would argue that he understood you perfectly clearly, and was simply implying that, compared to the other shit this fandom comes up with, a humanized futa clopfic on the frontpage really isn't that bad by comparison.
Or, at the very least, if you were to be digging any holes, you would've had countless much better shovels than this already.

3210629 Meh, it was better than Discord tentackling Gilda that got featured last week.

Ok, so much as I enjoyed the read, there are some things I need to point out.

1 Not a big expert on anatomy, but I'm pretty sure anything spurting through the nose would be unpleasant enough to be an instant moment-killer. That scene was right out of hentai.

2 Twilight having unprotected sex? A pregnancy at this age could ruin a person's entire education :twilightangry2: Seriously, if she was planning to turn into a guy, it would be very much in character for her to stock up on condoms.

3 "Spurned on" - I looked on the Internet and all the meanings of this word I could find were negative. Make sure this is the word you wanted to use.

4 Finally, nobody thought of burning Flash with a quip about "Flash Express" coming too quickly? What a wasted opportunity... :pinkiegasp:

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1 Not a big expert on anatomy, but I'm pretty sure anything spurting through the nose would be unpleasant enough to be an instant moment-killer. That scene was right out of hentai.

Yeah, I know. But I felt that I had to include this bit. It's because of the artwork that inspired the story. You can see it here: My Blog Post about it.

2 Twilight having unprotected sex? A pregnancy at this age could ruin a person's entire education :twilightangry2: Seriously, if she was planning to turn into a guy, it would be very much in character for her to stock up on condoms.

Well, she did only make the decision to use the spell that day, so there wasn't much time to prepare. Also Twilight would probably reason that Shimmer was still genetically a girl despite the extra appendage. Without a Y-chromosome a pregnancy is impossible.

3 "Spurned on" - I looked on the Internet and all the meanings of this word I could find were negative. Make sure this is the word you wanted to use.

You are utterly correct. That was supposed to be spurred on. It has been fixed now. Thanks for pointing that out.

4 Finally, nobody thought of burning Flash with a quip about "Flash Express" coming too quickly? What a wasted opportunity... :pinkiegasp:

I suppose so. But that scene was more about drama than comedy. A comeback like that would have probably ruined the mood I was going for.

Thanks for your feedback!:twilightsmile:

I will take this story... and FAV it!

3213978 actually it's possible for almost anything going into or out of the mouth to go through the nose as well and the reason I know this for an absolute fact is because I once vomited so violently that it came up through my nose it fucking burned man

3214694 Why would you want to find it? :raritydespair:

search "horizontal tango", but don't tell me I didn't warn you :facehoof:

3214866 Well, my point exactly. Even without the stomach acid, it's not remotely pleasant.

“You mean, you're okay with being together with another girl?”

“That doesn't matter in the slightest. You could be a pony for all I care.”

“Huh?”

And up-voted. :rainbowlaugh:

Very adorable story, thanks. :twilightsmile:

3215067 actually without the acid it's just an annoyance

3215421 The funny thing is, that sentence is very sweet... but if you take it literally in the context of the scene, you'll probably need some brain bleach.

3215464 Ugh... I'll take your word for it.

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Actually I'm pretty sure quite a lot would like to see a Human Shimmer futa going down on a Alicorn princess Twilight and Twi blowing her, and the sex ofc. No, actually i'm 100% sure that alot of people would like that as long as it's written well and cloppy. XD
I mean, there are literally thousands of male humans (mostly OCs or self-inserts) fucking the mane6 and other ponies and like a handful of female humans fucking the mane6 and other ponies, so why not have some human futas do the same? :twilightsmile:

I'm sorry but when I saw the title this pop into my head

PLEASE CONTINUE THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF SHIP:scootangel::pinkiesmile::pinkiehappy::twilightsmile::rainbowdetermined2::yay:

3214044 "probably reason"? the mythological evidence points to the contrary :rainbowwild: and its not like she had any other source of data.

If it was just a 'futa spell" like in most fics, I would probably agree. But this was a spell intended for a full sex change. (actually, considering mythological evidence and Sunset's true nature, Twilight might be lucky not to pop out a centaur :derpytongue2:)
And when you are obsessive-compulsive, making a decision on the spot is no excuse for poor preparation :twilightsmile:

I got up to

But Twilight shook her head. “I'm not taking that chance. I put you in this mess, so I'm gonna take responsibility for it. Now strip.”

and then I lost the ability to can. I am, in fact, unable to even right now.

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But the spell was only partially executed, resulting in the partial transformation. The book also clearly states that the change isn't permanent and the body will revert to its original form within 24 hours. Meaning the subject retains their original gender and the magic only provides the physical illusion of a new body.

Also Twilight has been known to make poor decisions in stressful situations. I submit 'Lesson Zero' as evidence. She even cast Starswirl's spell in 'Magical Mystery Cure' without even knowing what it does and I'm not sure she ever got around to changing that poor frog back from being an orange in 'Too Many Pinkie Pies'. When it comes to experimenting with new spells her curiosity sometimes gets the better of her good sense.

And bear in mind this is human Twilight. Prior to this point she's got no experience with magic, so she'd base her assumptions on science alone. A purely medical sex change operation, which would be her point of reference, wouldn't turn you genetically into a man.
:twilightsmile:

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i don't think it's that bad

post-read-of-that-fic edit:
it was goood. oh so goood.

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