An assassination attempt, the none-too-soft revelation of my life- or, rather, unlife- and my friend revealing her history...

But in the wake of these events, Colgate has decided to push the case of my existence- my sapience- in front of the council, and I'm not so sure Lemon can take the massive amounts of pressure.

What can I do?

Welcome, everyone, to the sequel to A Mockery Of Life. I suggest you go read that first, but, of course, if you are feeling rebellious, go ahead and dive in.