Pinkie Pie The Royal Knight

by Diablomuerte2

The game just got interesting.

The game just got interesting.

The morning came with revelations, as Luna was at the breakfast table with Celestia. The other ponies, and one baby dragon, eating breakfast were uncomfortable with how intimate the two rulers were.

"Oh Luna stop feeding me like this, it's quite embarrassing."

"Oh Tia, you know you enjoy it."

"Seriously dear Luna, we have guests and they're trying to eat."

"If they don't like the view they can shut their eyes off... I will not be censored."

Celestia giggled. "Oh come on now Luna we have plenty of time to play, for now why don't you head to bed, I shall join you later and we can rest together."

Luna smiled and yawned. "Alright Tia... don't keep me waiting too long."

Celestia kissed her gently on the forehead while the others kept eating. "Go on now, get that cute flank to your bed."

Luna wiggled her hips as she walked away. "Can't wait to see you my love."

Celestia waited till Luna was not in hearing distance and looked at the group. "I hope that wasn't too much for you ponies to handle."

Twilight had the courage to ask. "Celestia... are you and Luna... together?"

Celestia smiled. "Why yes Twilight, I know it's forbidden but she is the only other mare who can stand the test of time and be at my side forever."

Twilight gulped as she asked. "But isn't incest illegal in Equestria?"

Celestia chuckled. "Curious Twilight, you are always eager to learn things. Yes technically it is, but I make the rules and I say it's okay for me and Luna, because our case is different."

The mood changed as the words were spoken. Every pony in the area felt that wave of uneasiness wash over them as Celestia had declared herself above the laws she set. The rest of breakfast was ate in silence and no pony uttered another word until it was over.

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Twilight and Pinkie Pie made the slow walk to the outside area where the morning classes were held. Today was another day of boring lectures about defensive tactics and armor management. Pinkie Pie felt like she was being forced to endure torturous boredom for the sake of love.

"Twilight... I really can't keep going to these boring classes, can't you order my teacher to make it fun?"

"No Pinkie I won't be abusing my powers just because it will make your trials easier. I know you are suffering for me, and that is why when this is all said and done I want us to get engaged."

Pinkie went wide eyed. "Are you serious Twilight?"

Twilight blushed and nodded slowly.

Pinkie jumped for joy "Yipeee!"

Spike sighed. "You two are too lovey dovey for my tastes. I need to find something to do around here. I think I am going to head back to the throne room and talk to Celestia."

Twilight felt the weight of Spike be relieved from her body and looked at Pinkie. "I am getting worried about Spike, recently he has been distant and it worries me."

Pinkie nuzzled twilight softly. "Don't worry, I am sure he's alright. He usually would tell you if something is bothering him. He isn't like the Spike you brought to Ponyville, and I think he might be maturing a bit."

Twilight kissed Pinkie's cheek. "You're one hell of a marefriend. Thanks my love."

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Discord was amused at the display of 'love' Celestia shared with Luna at breakfast. He even found it quite charming as to how she accidentally allowed herself to reveal how awful she truly was. "Hey there Celestia... manipulate any ponies this morning?"

Celestia chuckled. "Discord what an awful thing to say, I’m not manipulating any ponies." She narrowed her eyes at him threateningly.

Discord laughed along but his joke was funnier. "Oh you are so right... I mean this picture doesn't tell me that you're using Luna." He showed the picture he took and grinned.

Celestia smirked. "Well you should have waited for last night. You could have had a better shot of us being intimate."

Discord's jaw fell. "The what? You actually did your own sister?"

Celestia blushed. "Oh yes I did, and I even enjoyed it."

"That's evil, even for my standards... how low will you go Celestia, in order to achieve your goals?"

"Oh I don't think this conversation would be appropriate, and I would hate to have to let Luna know you are being quite rude with me... who knows what she might do, if some villain was attacking me." Celestia flashed an evil grin at Discord.

Discord thought he had the upper hand but it seems Celestia plays even dirtier than him. "This game just got a whole lot more interesting. Well played, Celestia."

Celestia's smile hid the many lies she had spun to wear it. "Well Discord if you are done here I can get on to my scheduled meetings. I do have a busy day today and I will be making sweet, sweet love to my sister and it's only because I truly care about her."

Discord felt sick. "You know I could understand using that Sparkle bitch, but your own sister? I never had any siblings, and as evil as I am, I would never use them if I did."

Celestia stayed silent as Discord vanished. She didn't plan for Luna figuring it out and had to make a contingency plan in case Luna was to uncover anything. "I love my darling sister, but I can't let anything ruin my hard work. If Luna does find out then I will just have to... Darn it I can't do that again!"

Spike was in complete shock of the entire thing he overheard. He decided not to approach Celestia and, love be damned, go report this to Luna before Celestia could sink her hooves into her further.

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Steel Wall was still in complete shock from breakfast about Celestia's haughty tone. "Alright class today we are going to talk about the proper way to defend yourself against magical enemies. In case a magical threat is looming over Equestria, we want to be ready to defend our nation from it."

Pinkie Pie smiled, finally a new lesson. " Alright! so what you got planned to teach us? I'm so excited about this!"

Steel Wall face hoofed before addressing her. "Listen Pinkamena, I can tell you're excited about today's lesson but for the love of all that is good and holy, can you please sit down and be quiet today?"

Pinkie Pie sat down slowly with a blush. "Okay... I will behave for now."

Steel Wall grumbled something under his breath but decided to let it go and continue on with his lessons.

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Spike was at Luna's room and the door was surprisingly left open. "Um... hey Princess Luna?" he called out questioningly.

"What is it? oh it's the baby dragon, Twilight carries around. What do you want?"

"Well... it's hard to explain with words but... I need to warn you about something before your sister arrives."

"Why can't my sister be involved in this warning, young dragon?"

"Because it's your sister that is the problem... she is using you and I know you don't believe me, as I see your horn flaring and your eyes glowing, but trust me... she doesn't actually love you. I heard her and Discord talking earlier about it I swear." He was able to dodge the first attack but got pinned by Luna's hoof right after.

Luna looked down at her enemy and was about to vanquish him. "You dare accuse my eternal lover of using me... why do you wish to die, Spike?"

Spike looked up with tears in his eyes. "I swear I am telling the truth. I gave up on my deal just to come here and tell you about it. I gave up my own happiness so you could have yours."

Luna stopped pinning him with her right foreleg and backed away. "I remember that deal you and her made... if you truly gave up that to warn me... then what you say must be true. Which means I'm being used and Celestia ... doesn't really love me."

Spike got up slowly and saw the intense sorrow Luna had on her face. "I'm sorry Luna, I would give anything for me to have not heard that... so I could have my one true love and you could be in ignorant bliss."

Luna grew enraged. "No! You did the right thing... it isn't you who will suffer for this but Tia... when I see her I will-"

"Stop."

"Thou dares interrupt thee when thou knoweth the consequences?"

"Luna I know you are mad, but hurting Celestia will only result in you being portrayed the villain. Until she can be proven to be the bad princess, we can't do anything towards her."

"Then if I can't harm her, I shall seduce her... and then when she is thoroughly seduced and at my whim... I will expose her for the awful mare she is, and then I will banish her to the sun for a thousand years and see how she likes it."

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Celestia was sitting on her throne ready to make the visit to Luna's room. "I could go for some sex. I did enjoy my first time and they say it gets better after." She was about to get up and leave the area until she noticed Twilight making her way from the entrance.

"Hey Princess Celestia, I was wondering if you have seen Spike anywhere?"

"Now that I think about it I don't think I have, and I was supposed to meet with him." Celestia became nervous but hid it well.

Twilight sighed. "Well I will keep looking for him. Oh by the way, Flash Sentry left me a letter the other day and was being rude towards Spike. I would like it if you could transfer him to the Crystal Empire while I am here. I wish to have nothing to do with him."

Celestia cringed and grew angry. "I see... well I will have a talk with Flash later and see if I can reassign him. Until then please don't worry yourself about it."

Twilight smiled gratefully. "Thanks Celestia, I don't need anything or anypony trying to separate me from my future wife." She walked out of the throne room and continued her search of Spike.

Celestia's veins began bulging in anger. "Future wife... that shall not happen my most faithful subject."

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Luna was laying on her bed feigning joy of being with Celestia. She was going to act her way through everything and turn the tables on her lying sister. She heard somepony walk in angrily and could only assume it was her conniving backstabbing evil whore of a sister. "Oh hey baby... you kept me waiting and I almost fell asleep."

Celestia smiled at the affectionate tone and title. "Dearest Luna... sorry for the delay, I had some nobles that were taking forever and holding me up." She walked close to her sister and got ready to join her on the bed.

Luna smiled and made room for Celestia. "You know sister I was thinking about our wedding."

Celestia smiled as she snuggled close to her loving sister. "Yes, what about our future wedding."

Luna held Celestia close and gently kissed her forehead. "Well I was wondering if we were going to exchange rings like unicorns or feathers like pegasi?"

Celestia began nibbling Luna's ear hinting her desires. "I don't care Luna, it's more for you than me. I want you happy my love."

Luna almost cried at how sincere Celestia was sounding. "Yes, well I was thinking about horn rings... and I have one just for you."

Celestia stopped her nibbling and raised an eyebrow. "Oh already?"

Luna chuckled. "Don't be so surprised I was too excited to sleep and needed something to do... I forged this all by myself and want to see if it fits. May I put it on you, my love?"

Celestia grinned softly. "I would be honored."

Luna gently placed the horn ring on, it was beautiful and yet it also blocked the flow of magic. "There we go... you look fantastic with it on. Try using a spell for me, dearest Celestia."

Celestia tried flaring her horn but noticed nothing happened. "Hmmm Luna what did you use to make this ring?" she asked calmly.

Luna chuckled. "Celestia I think you know what I used... this shall block your magic until I remove it. I am glad to see it works." She began licking Celestia's horn gently.

Celestia was scared and aroused, she became worried as well. "What... what will you do to me?"

Luna smiled evilly. "Things my dear sister... wicked things."

Author's Note:

Don't worry Luna isn't going to kill Celestia and there won't be an extended sex scene in the next chapter.

The next chapter is going to focus more on Pinkie's shenanigans in class and Twilight looking for Spike and possibly running into someone she doesn't want to... possibly.

Anyways Luna is now aware of Celestia's plan (somewhat informed I should say) and Spike just lost his one chance to get true love in order to spare Luna's feelings.

Steel Wall is preparing his royal guard cadets in order to less rely on the Elements of Harmony in case future attacks are from within.

Comments

[Mogss]

I see 2 views but 77 likes and 9 dislikes.wot?

[TheVirtuousOne]

3342092 That means that so far only me and you have seen this chapter, it has nothing to do with the total views :) just so you know

[killer tail]

oh this is so good let discord have more action

[Zaphod]

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Admittedly, I got a little heated in my argument. Race was the wrong word, I was mostly referring to species (for Spike) and gender (for Pinkie), mostly for the fact that Pinkie's had to struggle to be with her love despite both societal and political differences. I'm not sure where all of this mythology argument came from, but my point was that I didn't expect Pinkie of all people to word it like that, even if it was a joke. It came across as a little callous and unsympathetic, especially because she knew that Rarity was unavailable.

[TheGreatEater]

Yay Luna seduction. I have so much more respect for Spike now that he did what he did. Hopefully Luna can make him a Dracony [Dragon Pony]. Honestly there is a dragon pony in mythology.

Longma [Dragon Horse]

Ctrl+f: Tianma [Another type of dragon horse]

Kirin Mix of Dragon and Horse / Unicorn in China.

So technically they can mix. But with how Ponies didn't even know about Zebra's and thought they were evil enchantresses, and even got Logical Twilight to believe in that hooblah. I can understand how in Canon how they may not know about rare mixes in other lands. And with how little in Canon for Canon Ponies is known about Dragons. I can see the misunderstanding for 99% of the populace. But I bet Celestia knows as well as probably Discord, but Celestia was holding it back to manipulate Spike ... Oh! Please make that Canon here! That Celestia knew of the rare births of Dragons and Ponies, and hid that knowledge / was going to use it to manipulate Spike. And it's another thing that Twilight and all of them learn about it.

Have Luna. maybe, ask how Tia was going to grant Spike's wish when ponies and dragons don't mix. Only to learn they do, but Celestia wasn't going to let Spike know about that until he helped her with her special event. *wink, wink, evil grins*.
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On her Tropes page she's listed as Innocently Insensitive. I don't think she'd say it to be mean. But yeah thought I'd throw in my two bits.

[Diablomuerte2]

3348450 I knew someone was going to post those.

You misunderstand what I meant about Hybrid.

Those are their own species of creatures and mythos. They aren't directly a mix of Dragon and Horses. But their own creature with bits of each. If you read them and knew about them you would know their origin didn't start because a Dragon got drunk and had it's way with a lusty horse. XD

I get what you mean but that wasn't really the direction I was going with this. Since there is no and I repeat Dragon/Horse hybrid in any mythos I can't in all good conscience make it so.

But yes Celestia is holding something back but it isn't Horses and Dragons are viable candidates for inter species mating.

it's something though that will be a shock to the system.

One thing you must know about me is I don't ship Spike with ponies I am an avid fan of keeping Spike single or finding him a dragon.

I only shipped him once with Sweetie Belle in TSB1.

As for Luna and her revenge plan... don't worry Tia gets hers.

[Ecstatic]

Celestia is going down, yippee!

Take that, you conniving freak, I hope Twilight totally finds out about you before you're banished to the sun.

And then Celestia's immortality will be transferred to Pinkie Pie and everypony will live happily ever after. Luna, of course, will join in.

[TheGreatEater]

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Ks , but now I'm even more excited to see what the shock to the system will be. As for Lulu ... Tartarus has no fury like a Moon Goddess scorned. I'm so looking forward to what you have in store for this fic.

As for the Spike keeping single thing ... for the most part I'd say your right except that As Sweet as Lavender, and Zestar Apple Flambe have beautiful version of his children might look like. And I've seen a few cute ships with him. But that is a personal opinion and I respect keeping to your guns. It's unique (to me at least since I've only seen one almost decent fic with a female dragon for him) take, and will be interesting to see what happens to the poor little guy.

Also if you know any good ships that have him with a female dragon can you PM me those please?

[kyodaigumo]

Ka-Pow! Celestia 0, Luna 1!!
The princesses are both turning evil!!!

[xanderman1201]

Man...I just want to punch half the characters in this story in the Face! Repeatedly when comes to Flash and Celestia!

[Alextary]

Luna wiggled her hips as she walked away. "Can't wait to see you my love."

I'm VERY sorry But this story is so getting cancelled. Luna and Celestia are SISTERS??? BRO?? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!