James, Larry, and Jane. A set of triplets living the way other normal twenty-four year olds would. It was May the first, and they were having a get together of sorts. Said get together was full of alcohol. Jane and James, being the risk-takers they are, were partying hard.
Larry, being the one smart enough to know how to not wake up with a hangover, was just sitting there.
The night was long, and Jane and James ended up passing out on the ouch and the floor respectively. When they woke up, they were assaulted with mind-numbingly powerful headaches, and, in short, they felt like total, utter, shit.
"well, well, well. look what the cat dragged in." said Larry, being his usual self after the other two got hammered the previous night.
"shut up, Larry" said Jane as she clutched her head in pain.
"I will after you two learn how to stop drinking so much."
"hey, it was our birthday. Fuck off." came James's muffled voice from the carpet.
"Yeah, I'll go when you two notice the things different about yourselves."
"Larry, will you shut up already?"
"Fine, fine, whatever. Just come screaming to me when you discover the holes in you hands."
-x-
"Larry?"
"yes?"
"You know about the holes, don't you?"
"yes."
"Larry?"
"Yes?"
"Just what in the name of absolute fuck did you do to us last night?"
"absolutely nothing."
"likely story."
"That statement is as true as me being a shape shifting monster from another world."
"Uh-huh."
"I'm serious. I did nothing. Nada. Zilch. Zero. I have nothing to do with this."
Okay, so we met our little assistants. You're going to redact chris's knowledge of FiM? Hmm, raising the difficulty level, are we?
Keep going! ;)
That was the shortest chapter in the history of WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ
James, Larry and Jane?
Kinda wish it was Curly, Larry and Moe. Would be a lot more interesting xD
3737164 yeah, kinda thought of the names before I remembered the Stooges. ah well. there's always the options of subtle hints
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Haha, true, great story anyways ;)
a good story thus far hope to see the next update soon
Statement is true.
you are a shape-shifting monster from another world.
It's February so I hope to see more soon...
Please Make Another chapter! Pretty please with ice cream on top. OH! And sprinkles and hot fudge and cookies and cupcakes and actual cakes and frosting and gummy bears and kit-kats and skittles and dots and m and m's and muffins and chocolate bears and chocolate hearts and chocolate and fudge and hot cocoa and UNABLE TO FINISH COMMENT DUE TO A MIXTURE OF SUGAR HIGH, SUGAR RUSH, A SUGAR COMA AND A SEIZURE
3985553 lol
3985553 THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT EVER XDDD
When is the next chapter? The last one was, like, two whole years ago!
6911133 Quite frankly, I doubt it ever will. I wrote this entire thing during a streak of creativity, and said streak ended a damn long time ago. Who knows, maybe I'll come back to it, maybe I won't. All I know for now is that it'll be quite a while before anything happens. We'll just have to wait for another streak of creativity to kick in.
>>evan555alpha Why don't you make it on hiatus or cancelled then? Being on just incomplete sometimes makes everypony sad that the next chapter is taking so long.
Mark this story as "on Hiatus" or "canceled," but don't leave it on "incomplete."
Would have been better if it wasn't so rushed. Too fast paced
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hay continue it