• Member Since 15th Jul, 2013
  • offline last seen Jun 8th, 2018

AleneShazam


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Discord has made more mistakes in the past two years than he did in the five million years of his existence.

Mistake 1. He summons the most dangerous creature in the multiverse - me. Apparently.

Mistake 2. He made a deal with me, to be his 'agent of chaos' in return of power, and a way to get home.

Mistake 3. He trained me to be the ultimate killer.

And Mistake 3 will be the last mistake he will ever make.

This is the story of a man in Equestria. This is the story of a killer, just trying to be normal. This is the story of a commoner turned omnipotent tyrant. This is the story of me.

Chapters (6)
Comments ( 19 )

i gave tha first like, this is my judgement! oh holy writer!
:pinkiecrazy:

good story holds great promise

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Good comments also hold great promise for better future content!

The only problem I had with this story is that the begining paragraphs seemed a little boring and slow. But you got your shit together and made some likable characters with an intreaging story, as well as going at a resonable speed. You sir, get a favorite.

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Muffin oh im a mufffin oh how i love this story i just eat it up! :pinkiecrazy:

I think that's good for now on the previous travels. I want to see the look on the princess' faces when they see him.

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You got it.

However, there will still be flash backs (naturally) so you'll know more about nevermore's past.

What is it with discord and human protagonists that start with 'N'? Ah well,So far they seem pretty boss,Nevermore here personally is up there with Whatmustido's Navarone in terms of badass in my books. Anyways Keep up the good work man because so far this is :rainbowkiss:

Hide yo' kids, and hide yo' wife. Cause they all gonna get raped.

That was among the last on my list of things i did not expect. #792 in fact.

Hey, as long as that stallion loses his schlong in the next chapter I'm good. :trollestia:

.....Do you need some lube? :trollestia:

I...need an adult...

Three butt rape jokes I only a few chapters... huh.

Congratulations! Your Whyboner has evolved into a Whatdafukisdisboner!

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*creeps into personal space*
Oh, but I am an adult.

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