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Hitmane is the most famous prankster of Ponville, a legend. Somepony capable of pulling off the most contrived and impressive pranks in the blink of an eye and always two steps ahead of the police thanks to her bizarre disguises, deemed too weird and crazy to be considered true.

Her pranks always succeeded in making fun of her victims, but her services weren't cheap. Agent 3.14 always asked for the same two things: A lot of bits, and some candies.

Takes place during Rainbow in the Dark.
Edited and revised by Kalash93
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Chapters (1)
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Comments ( 26 )

Yep This sounds like Pinkie Pie Alright! :pinkiecrazy:

Read and upvoted. Well done.

Ageng 3.14, Agent Pi, Agent Pie That took a little longer than I'm proud of.

I just came to say:
~3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436 :rainbowkiss:

I like it, and would love to see Rainbow vs Agent Pi!

Looks promising, I'll read this later :trollestia:

3062809 Of course! :pinkiehappy:
3062855 Thanks :twilightsmile:
3062888 Don't worry, I'm sure that there's a lot of readers out there who don't dare to confess it took them so long to understand the pun :derpytongue2:
3062982 That would be the longest title ever for a fanfic.
3063131 Stay tuned for the sequel :rainbowdetermined2:
3063908 :yay:

Saw the "3.14" and assumed it would be Twilight. She was, after all, Princess Celestia's "personal student". Nobody ever specified precisely what sort of things she was learning beyond simply "magic".

3064713 And I thought the 3.14 (Pi > Pie) pun was painfully obvious :derpytongue2:

Oh, it is. It's just my mind saw pi and thought "math" rather than "pie".

3064907 That makes sense, I guess :twilightblush:

Your summary alone made my chuckle a little. I'll be back to read this later.

3072232 Glad to hear that :twilightsmile: :yay: :ajsmug:

(reading title)... agent 3.14... :rainbowhuh: wait...:rainbowlaugh: bwahaha... good one. I think I'll give the story a gander.

3082936 :yay: Mission accomplished!

Man, this was glorious! Couldn't stop laughing for a while:rainbowlaugh:

3175599 Why, thank you. I'll write a sequel in a soon future, if I'm lucky :yay:

3175647 Agent Pi...
I see what you did there...

Full novel length plz

Garfield, Hitman, Watchmen, Taken, Slenderman, there are just so many shoutouts that it's insane.
Needless to say, I really liked this. I doubt that it will be continued, but I'll be happy to see it be continued.

Also, I'm surprised that I was the first troper to catch the Watchmen shout-out :scootangel:

Last thing, I sort of promise... I guess, why was Twilight after Cheerilee? It's not like they're at each others throats, and she's probably not after her job, especially seeing as how a prank wouldn't get somepony fired.

4777173 You probably mean Pinkie instead od Twilight, right? If so, there's no feelings for the prank: a professional only does what he's paid for, no matter the target or the cost.

No, I mean Twilight... If only because she's the only unicorn I can think of that can name pi to enough over 23 places that it needs to be stopped by pinkie to save time.

Especially given that she has a virtually eidetic memory when it comes to said facts and figures... Hence why I ask what Twilight has against the local school system.

Those eggheads....

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