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It is quite obvious that you do not speak English. This whole thing shows all the telltale signs of having gone through an online translator.
Why am I even posting this? You never even bother to pay attention to the comments on your stories, let alone reply to them. You just keep on pumping out stuff like this while remaining completely ignorant to its low quality.
This story,
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Stick to your own native language you English-illiterate fuckstick.
This story hurts my brain
I just really do not know English, and can not be put on the Russian
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Then go to a Russian fanfiction site.
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You admit you don't know English. You still try to write in English. Please, learn English or stop.
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http://begin-english.ru/
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ОП хуй.
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Guys, guys. You gotta read this in Heavy's voice, it's hilarious if you do it that way.
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You need to drop the occasional article and modifier for it ti fit but you're right. It's funny as hell that way.
And to the author. Unless you speak English, don't try writing in it or using translation software to do the dirty work. It just comes out wrong.
I had to try to read this with a retarded voice. I find laughter in the strangest places, it seems. I would try and get help with your English. Maybe get a tutor if you want to learn it. Maybe take some classes? You don't have to give up. Just try to learn it a little more before you try and throw your piss into the wind and expect it to NOT come back at you. No offense meant towards you in any way. Icudeadnow out.
*Brohoof*
Her mouth is not a factory
What the fuck is this dross?! Was this even an attempt at good writing?!
Я пишу на английском и Google-русский перевод в надежде, что вы будете читать это. Очевидно, вы написали это в России и компьютерных переведены на английский. Это делает историю плохо и нечитаемым.Многие большие пальцы вниз показывает всем соглашается. Средняя этих историй здесь не имеет смысла. Вы должны либо придерживаться русском или научиться правильному английскому.
I am writing in English and google-translated Russian in the hope that you will read this. It is obvious you wrote this in Russian and computer-translated to English. This makes the story bad and unreadable. The many thumbs down shows everyone agrees. Posting these stories here is pointless. You should either stick to Russian or learn correct English.
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Man, this story IS ugly enough even in original lang
BOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I think I actually lost brain cells from reading this.
3024476 I don't get why this comment got so many downvotes, he is correct.
If you refuse to learn some place's native language then go somewhere where they actually speak, read, and write in your native language, you are not welcome here.
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It probably got downvotes due to the way I phrased it. But I stand by what I said and I sure as hell am not apologizing.
This... hurts my intelligence.
Learn English, please.
Truer words of wisdom have never been spoken.
You know, Rainbow Dash prides herself on many qualities--coolness, awesomeness, and radicalness to name a few--but I somehow doubt she prides herself on her steepness.
How the hell do you perform a tent?
So Rainbow Dash just changed sexes, and the Wonderbolts failed her because they're all blind and have glass eyes.
I can't believe this sentence got through Google Translate almost completely unmolested. O_o;; Or maybe it's an accident, and Google unfucked whatever the writer originally wrote here?
So the Wonderbolts want to watch her pee, and then they want her to have an orgasm when she's cool enough.
You Russians and your kiddie porn...
So Scootaloo needs to cut off Soarin's dick and put it in his mouth?
Because you can't have sex without violence.
Dammit, Rainbow, stop changing sexes mid-sentence! I can't keep up!
Oh god, it's an adoption fic.
...
...
Okay, I've seen a lot of weird euphemisms for vagina, but THIS is just...what?
Oh, Twilight, you silly homophobe you...
I don't know. Does she? Because she just got through saying how much she likes the grasshopper.
"We're playing engineers! Choo-choooooooo!"
They're ALL horses. This isn't really helpful.
Did Rainbow Dash suddenly adopt Twilight too? O_o;;
Only in Russia...
Why does Shining Armor's penis have hooves? Is he some kind of mutant freak?
Shining Armor is a plant now? With a penis that has hooves? This just keeps getting crazier by the minute!
Well that's a relief.
I thought the idea here was to cure Rainbow Dash of her "only like the grasshopper"?
Now Pinkie's changing sex too?
Now Pinkie Pie works on a plantation?
Ewwwww.
Is "mouth nice Macintosh" anything like "fleshy part of frut" or "has vegetable salty"?
Well of course her mouth isn't a factory. That's at the OTHER end of the pony.
She does. Mares are horses too.
These adoptions are getting ridiculous. Also, how is giving Rarity a hornjob supposed to help Dash stop liking the grasshopper?
Why is everypony just randomly changing sex in this story?
For the last time, she likes the GRASSHOPPER! Not the horse, not the little animals! THE GRASSHOPPER!!
Poor Rainbow, she just can't get away from pee fetishists.
Really, if Scootaloo is a baby in this story, that's just sick.
Dammit, she adopted SOARIN now, too? I thought she did not like the horse!
Nigga you racist.
Oh god my sides!
This is so bad it's funny.
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Ninja slipper.
3482156 When I'll be able to breathe again, I'll send you two internets, you deserve it, sir.
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I'm glad I decided to read the comments! Normally I wouldn't do so on mature stories.
That comment takes the cake!
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Have you ever thought of doing professional riffing before?
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Take a look at the groups the author is in. This author here seems to like Trollfics. I think we can easily infer that the author is trying to fuck with all of those that like decently written fics...
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One word.
Trooohooohoooollfic.
Аффтар это самый лучший фик с эротическим содержанием, каторый я читал!!!! Риальна, классно! Даже Псинафелия в подмётки не годится етаму разказу с эротическими маментами! Пиши прадалжения пажалуста000)))) Жду с нитерпениям прадалжения!!! :))))00000)0))
3482156 Thank you for giving me my daily dose of guffaws.
Saw the like/dislike bar, read the comments before I read the actual story.
Loaded this video and read the story... it was enjoyable.
Please never write another story again. Please. For the sake of humanity. Don't.
10/10
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(Примечание: это была переведена в Google Translate, который означает, что может быть пара ошибок я прошу прощения за них заранее.).
Хорошо, я могу ясно видеть, что вы не говорите по-английски, поэтому я посылаю вам это послание в том, что я думаю, это ваш родной язык. Хорошо, позвольте мне сказать, с места в карьер, что тот факт, что вы попробовать писать рассказы в языке, который вы не понимаете, потому что вы наслаждаться шоу и запись, что очень многое восхищения. Опять же, вы могли бы спросил редактор на этом сайте, чтобы помочь вам, так как большинство людей здесь говорим по-английски достаточно хорошо.Дело в том, что вы могли бы получили редактор, чтобы помочь вам. Однако, в отличие от большинства секции комментариев, который, кажется, только заботиться о грамматике, я собираюсь обсудить сама история. И я просто хочу сказать, что это прямо сейчас: даже игнорируя плохой английский, история все еще довольно плохо. Почему? Там есть пара причин. Во-первых, каждый символ плохо изображают. Рэйнбоу изображается как бессмысленного шлюха, Сумерки изображается как пограничное нацистской, и Wonderbolts изображаются как педофилов. Я не знаю, как обстоят дела в России, но в Америке (и в большинстве стран мира, в этом отношении), каждый из этих вещей большой нет.
Во-вторых, история постоянно падает сюжетные моменты. Вот пример: Почему Сумерки просто сдаться и заниматься оральным сексом с Рэйнбоу Дэш? Это не только делает первая половина фик, кажется, совершенно бессмысленно, но это также делает Сумерки выглядеть ханжой!
В-третьих, история не могу показаться, чтобы удерживать фокус очень хорошо. Я имею в виду, он начинается с радугой неудачу ввести Wonderbolts, то идет к ним, являющиеся педофилов, а потом вдруг это все о том, Радуга прямо. Потом что-то об экономии бар, и все виды других вещей. Я рекомендую выбрать одну тему, и придерживаться его.
И, наконец, последнее, но не менее важное, это конец. Вопрос: зачем Рэйнбоу благодаря Spitfire? Последнее, что я проверил, Spitfire был одним из худших персонажей в этом, а не только думать, все гомосексуалисты монстров, но за то, чтобы получить ребенка сосать член взрослого человека, цепочки до Рэйнбоу Дэш, а также получение Скуталу делать вещи к радуге что нет ребенок в ее возрасте не должны делать. С какой стати Радуга поблагодарить того, кто сделал все, что с ней ?! Итак, в заключение, существует не так много, это хорошо об этой истории. Даже не обращая внимания на ломаном английском, история Больно читать по причинам, я перечислил выше. Я надеюсь, что я помог тебе.
ура
Charles Spratt
5507577 And for all English speakers who want to know what the f
k I said:
(Note: this has been translated into Google Translate, which means that there may be a couple of mistakes I apologize for them in advance.).
Well, I can clearly see that you do not speak in English, so I am sending you this message in what I think is your native language. Well, let me say right off the bat that the fact that you try to write stories in a language you do not understand, because you enjoy the show and writing that much is admirable. Then again, you could have asked an editor on this site to help you, since most people here speak in English quite well. In other words, if you're determined to post on Fimfiction, get an editor to help you. However, unlike most of the comments section, which seems to only care about grammar, I'm going to discuss the story itself. And I just want to say this right now: even ignoring the bad English, the story is still pretty bad. Why? There's a couple of reasons. Firstly, each character in this is represented horridly. Rainbow is portrayed as a mindless slut, Twilight's portrayed as a borderline Nazi, and the Wonderbolts are portrayed as pedophiles. I don't know how things work in Russia, but in America (and most countries in the world, for that matter), all of these things are big no-no's.
Second of all, the story constantly drops plot points. Here's an example: Why does Twilight just give up and have oral sex with Rainbow Dash? This not only makes the first half of the fic seem completely pointless, but it also makes Twilight look like a hypocrite!
Third, the story can't seem to keep focus very well. I mean, it starts off with Rainbow failing to enter the Wonderbolts, then it goes to them being pedophiles, then suddenly it's all about making Rainbow straight. Then something about saving a bar, and all kinds of other things. I recommend choosing one topic, and sticking with it.
And finally, last but not least, is the ending. Question: why is Rainbow Dash thanking Spitfire? Last I checked, Spitfire was one of the worst characters in this, not only for thinking all homosexuals are monsters, but for trying to get a child to suck an adult's dick, chaining up Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo, and getting Scootaloo to do stuff to Rainbow that no kid at her age should have to do. Why on earth would Rainbow thank someone who had done all of that to her?! So, in conclusion, there's not much that's good about this story. Even ignoring the broken English, the story is painful to read for the reasons I've listed above. I hope that I have helped you.
Cheers
Charles Spratt
When I'm sad, I read this story. Then I'm laughing so hard I forget why I was sad in the first place.
Ah, man; it feels just like watching MLP G3.5. I put myself in the creator's 'shoes', so to speak. Then I realize the creator probably didn't mean it to be this bad... and then I get even more depressed.