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You have a close friend that you have started to feel more for? Then this is the perfect book for you! Join us as we provide a path from friendship to romance that will work for everypony!
And don't worry: If you follow these steps, there's absolutely nothing that can go wrong!

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I foresee only good things happening...


That is all. Equestria is ours.

:rainbowwild::derpytongue2:

And there we go. After getting cleared up that How To Become More Than Friends is not an actual book I'm quoting from, the story is up.
Also, happy shark week.

...Did you get inspired by the story How To Woo Your Lady in Nine Easy Steps?

Spike feels betrayed, not unreasonable considering Twilight really worded that badly.

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I read it and loved it, but the idea for this fic didn't come from there, no.

Researching Romance?!?!!!?

“Salutations!” She beamed. “That's a fancy word for 'Hi!'”

:ajbemused: no.

3020491 Literally both of us are like "wat de fuck is dis?!":rainbowhuh:

Has potential this does. I like were it's going and I will follow this out of curiousity. Your writing style could use work, nothing a little practice and a good editor can't help with. I like the portrayal of Twilight quite a bit, it feels a little forced at times but it is pretty good. Keep up the good work and I look forward to more :twilightsmile:

I have mixed feelings about this one... I've quite enjoyed the story so far, and the handling of the characters... But I fear that it's now taking Twilight towards creepy stalker territory, which isn't a version of Twilight that I want to read about.

Still, I'll keep with it and see what develops...

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Without spoiling anything, I wouldn't worry about that.

As with any Twilight romance fic, train wreck incoming in three... two... one...

ARE YOU STUCK IN THE FRIENDZONE?

DO YOU WANT TO BE MORE THAN FRIENDS, BUT HAVE NO WAY TO DO IT?

THEN IRON WILL IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY! WITH JUST FIVE EASY STEPS, I CAN TURN YOUR FRIENDZONE INTO A LOVEZONE!

EVER WANTED TO HAVE A DATE BY YOU DINNER? IF YOU FOLLOW MY FIVE EASY STEPS, YOU WILL BE EATING A FIVE COURSE MEAL EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

WITH THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF 19 BITS, THIS BOOK CAN BE YOURS!

DON'T PASS UP ON YOUR OPPURTUNITY FOR LOVE! THIS COULD BE YOUR ONLY CHANCE!

STILL NOT CONVINCED? THEN LETS HAVE SOME TESTIMONIALS!

"If it weren't for this book, I might not have had the courage to ask out . . . the prettiest, most fabulous mare in the world: Rarity. . . . "

"Um, sorry, but I don't read books that are about . . . that! Blech! Daring Do is the only book for me. She is too cool for this 'love' stuff."

[in background] "Look, just do what Iron Will said, and you get your bits."

"Okay, fine. If it weren't for this book, I might not have been able to find my . . . *sigh* . . . true love— Wait! You are pairing me with Twilight?!"

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT!

(So Twilight's got a crush on Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash has a crush on Fluttershy, Spike has a crush on Rarity, and thinks that Twilight has a crush on Rarity, making him angry at Twilight, and Rarity has shown some clinginess to Twilight, which while it could be simple friendship, may be evidence of a crush on Twilight. And Pinkie Pie and Applejack probably have a crush on each other that isn't tied to the general trouble of the other crushes. Oh, and Twilight's going to pursue slash stalk Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy, which in no possible way can go wrong. All in all, very interesting... But I wonder why nopony ever just tells anypony else what they feel and how they're thinking... A batch of honesty could solve a heck of a lot of problems.

Gotta say, you have an eye for comedic timing.

The moment I read '“To do: Talk to Rarity about possible romantic relationship.”" I know that this'll be a fun one!

Yay! So much crying that makes me laugh!

Is spike pissed because he thinks twilight is dating rarity of hes in love with twilight

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No, he's upset thinking Twilight is in a relationship with Rarity because he has a crush on Rarity that Twilight knows full well about. He feels betrayed by Twilight, who is his best friend

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Dear Time Lord from eighteen weeks ago,

You have just made my morning.

Do you plan on continuing this story ever?

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Yes. I've been hella busy the last half year having to write my Bachelor Thesis, but when that is finished, I'm looking to put to paper what I have in my head. Sorry about this taking so long, especially when the post I wrote about getting a new chapter out by the week was about 4 months ago.

3904990 Oh cool. I was just curious as its been on my read it later list for a while now and I was starting to thin it out a little. But yeah take your time then and I look forward to the rest of the story.

Im rarity when it comes to realationship advice and then I become Rainbow Dash when dealing with my own. XD This seems pretty good and aside from Twilight eventually getting her feelings hurt (which I strongly believe will happen), I like it. Maybe Twilight realizes she fooled herself into believing she was in love with Rainbow so she could lie to herself about her crush on Applejack? Possible Sparity? Flutterdash? I'm trying to keep everypony happy.... Oh god.

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Who knows? Only time will tell...
By the way, do you happen to know why this there's suddenly a whole number of faves for a story I haven't updated in months? Just wondering.

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Because they added the story to the Flutterdash group, thats what i think afterall thas why I'm here jejeje.

Good story.

Twi it ANIT GONA HAPPEND FORGET ABOUT IT!!!!FlutterDash 4 evar :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

Oh come on!!? Lesbians? They are not lesbians

Good sir, do you think you'll ever be returning to this? So far, I've loved it, and the idea is wonderful. Oh, and it's Flutterdash, so...

RIP story. Wish this would have been finished

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