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(This a parody of other fanfictions I have read that are seriously this bad. Of course they were not nearly this bad but you get the point enjoy.)

My amazing and wel thought out Alicorn OC goes on an adventure when Discord and nightmaremon come abck and team up. So he goes on to fight them and the mane six watch him. They fall in love with him, and he has to decid which of them he wants. He's then offered a position by Celestia and Luna to be their replacement.

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I disliked this, because dislikes = likes on shit-fics.


"Why would ytou want anypony but me? Obviously I'm the best choice because I'm so generous and humble and beautiful."

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lol it was so bad XD Epicthumbs up.

Yeah, i've seen things this bad to. I've been planning to do a crap fic muslf just to make fun of the many bad things I've seen, such as cheap copy and pasting, bad gramacal errors, and over clihie events in stories...like this...

:trollestia::< I'm sorry good sir, but that wound spike had was to severe, he became lame, so we had to put him out of his misstery cause you know, thinkgds like that.(I hope that was a noticable run on sentince)

:raritycry:< Nooo! Slipky wikey! I never really had a relasionship with him but now what he;s gone i wanted to have kids dispite the many insues in that! whhhahiiwhwhhwaa!!!1!!!@!@!@12!!

:twilightoops:< ...All he did was break his toe....

THough honestly i haven;t started on it yet.. so yeah, :twilightblush: I like what you did here, even though i hate it.:rainbowlaugh:

This was so terribly sexy that even Chris Hansen would go pedo for this fic. :moustache:

Its so BAD SO VERY VERY BAD. Yet so true. So sadly sadly true.

This is like the Friday of fanfiction - so bad that it's good. The difference is, Friday didn't mean to suck but this did :trollestia:

-slow clap-

umg dat wuz te bset fanfikshun evur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111!!1!1111!

Ugh I noticed a grammar mistake in there "I'd like you to, but, no You should choose Twilgith Sparkel." That shouldn't of been capitalized.

Gahhh, too many trollfics! It's driving me insane! :pinkiecrazy:

I have absoutly no idea what to say....wait here's 1...WHAT THE FAK AM I READING!!!

i couldnt go more than 7 sentences before i had to call it quits.....I REALLY MEANT NO OFFENCE...but even this I WILL NOT TOLERATE!!:twilightangry2:

I get ur intention wasn't serious and all, but plz put this in mind...ur story is simply CRAPPY....:flutterrage:

Sadly I've seen one worse than this that wasn't a purposeful bad-fic.

Celestia satepped forwards.

This is my new favorite verb. :trollestia:

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That was my point, mission successful.

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Ya, it's not all completely obvious mistakes.

... I'm sorry, guys, did I trip on a chain of dominoes and kickstart a site-wide roasting or something?

"One by one, the satire fics descended upon Equestria, falling like dominoes in a massive phallic pattern. Brony authors and readers alike retreated to their mothers' basements and cowered with their $500 custom plush Sweetie Bell dolls, tears streaming out their red-rimmed eyes as they cried out in unison...

'DAMN YOU, INKY SWIRL!'

And Celestia in her kerchief and I and my cap both settled in to watch Rome burn in a long, fiery nap."

Wait - dafuq was my point again? Oh, right!

"And the cloppers and shippers did moan pitifully as the Trollfire rained down upon them. Their manuscripts containing intense, passionate loving between Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash caught flame and burned with an unearthly light. Every Spike/Rarity, Celestia/Twilight, Twilight/Trixie, Pinkie Pie/Everypony story, so slaved over, so crafted with EFFORT was destroyed in an instant!

And all the while, Mother Faust looked on, shaking her head and whispering, 'I need a drink, man.'"

And that was how I got my cutie mark!

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I didn't even see you made a trollfic... I had the idea weeks ago and finally decided to write it.

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Great minds think alike, brother. Trollhoof? :raritywink:

:pinkiehappy: = my expression throughout that story.

Meh. Too obvious. The key to a good satire is maintaining subtlety. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go look up Argembarger's fics.

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The point was making it overt as possible. In that respect I believe I succeeded magnificently.

LOL, reminds me of "My Immortal". So bad it's just epic :pinkiehappy:

I feel so dirty.

So very Very Diiirrtyyy

Dad....MOM HAS DEAD!

The pants were dead!

Seriously though, will never top Full-Life Consquences or My Immortal. The most genius and hilarious intentional failfics of all time.
You should do a chapter 2, this time with the epic power dude's amazing brother...MARK...!

I doubt the stories you sew was actually this bad unintendedly though.

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This is probley the best troll fic yet.
I GIVE THUMBS UP AND FAVORITE MY FRIEND!
YOU MY GOOD SIR ARE
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This contains SO MUCH WIN!

Aaauuughhh! My eyes! The pain!
Somepony, please, just make it stop!


thats an amazing representation of all those bad fanfics out there its sooooooo funny!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy:

i just cant look any longer:facehoof:

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