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DJSaltine


Just an amateur author practicing his skills.

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Klink ordered another 'routine' check of the barracks, after a strange explosion of light comes from the woods. Unfortunately, Hogan has lost communication with Headquarters, so he is left in the dark about this strange occurrence. Despite the already weird turn of events, a surprise visit by Burkhalter yields an unexpected result: He has Applejack as a prisoner.
Even worse, when investigating the source of the light, Hogan and his men come across Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Rarity. Now, it's up to Hogan and his group of POWs to help Applejack escape from the clutches of the Nazi army and a dummy of her isn't going to get them very far.
Can the Prisoner of War camp survive the onslaught of cute little ponies?

"Schultz is not going to wanna see this!"

This is, of course, set in a pre-Alicorn stage for Twilight.

Thanks to the following for corrections:
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Comments ( 108 )

Oh god.

"Colonel Hogan PLEASE"

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We'll be getting to Schultz in a bit, so be prepared for my best through him!

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Dually noted. Once I complete the first chapter for the other story, I'll finish the second chapter for this story. :pinkiecrazy:

Hogan's Heroes cross? Yeah, I'm going to keep an eye on this.

I love watching this show...I hope to see more

OH MY GOD IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS? I THINK IT IS WHAT I THINK IT IS! DO YOU THINK ITS WHAT I THINK IT IS?

The words caused great disdain to appear on Burkhalter’s face. The driver ran into the driver’s seat and began to start the car, the passenger still snoring loudly. Burkhalter looked down the road, a single word clenched between his teeth. “Klink…”

Thus I know you have captured Burkhalter completely, and eagerly await your next chapter. This had me in stitches while reading it! :rainbowlaugh:

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I personally can't wait for Schultz XD

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I can just see it now. The Mane 6 standing in the barracks and Schultz walks in and treats them like the he treats the uniform here:
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:derpytongue2:
Thank you all! I truly hope I don't disappoint! :raritywink:

Thanks for such support! :twilightsmile:

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:derpytongue2:
Eeeeeeeeeeehe, it could be... :pinkiecrazy:

Well, I still like Hogans Heros. It is comedy gold.....even if it show the Germans as complet Idiots.:ajbemused:

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Definitely, definitely. I love it when the Germans are being complete idiots, though. I forget about reality, but I still enjoy watching it!

“I will need a bed tonight,” Burkhalter got back on point. “Yours should suffice.”

Klink twitched in worry. “Mine, sir?”

“Of course.”

“But where would I sleep?”

“You’ll find a place,” Burkhalter got up and began out of Klink’s office. “Heil Hitler.”

Ah, the good old HH standered.

Another Hilarius chapter. Can't wait for the next! By the way, considering how often Klink loses his bed to someone, you'd think he would have built a guest house either for the general or to be kicked into by now...

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They do have a guest bed... Applejack's using it! :ajsmug:

Thanks for your comment! :derpytongue2:

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I thought she was going to the cooler...

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If something strange came to your world and just appeared out of nowhere (:ajsleepy:), you'd place him/her in a prison cell? It's official, I'm never going to Equestria again. :pinkiecrazy:

I'm just kidding (:raritywink:), I did make it a bit hard to understand (:fluttershbad:), so I will be changing it up a bit to make more sense.

Thanks for that! :derpytongue2:

This is more hilarious when I read it in their voices :3

I can just see this as an episode.

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Thanks. I always try to imagine what they'd say in that situation.

As an owner of the "Kommandant Collection." I say that I believe you have the characters down pat. Can't Wait for next chapter, and I thought that Colonel Hogan would make some elaborate plan to sneak in during the night.

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:pinkiesad2: Thanks for your comment.

I found the fact that you owned the Kommandant Collection and you still think I got the characters on point is amazing!

As for the next chapter, I'll be posting it soon as well as an explanation for its late addition.

3978921 It's nothing, you've obviously watched it enough to get the characters right. And is it bad that I read it in the characters voices?

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Only if it's bad that I wrote them while talking in their voices... :pinkiegasp: :unsuresweetie:

3984155 Oh dear that's just creepy. No, not really, I believe that doing that might help write characters better

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I've always hoped so. :derpytongue2: ...Even if I do seem crazy :pinkiecrazy:

3985432 Hey, whatever makes you write better. Because I want to see this through to the end, I've got my eye on it.

Glad to know you haven't dropped this. Just one critique in this otherwise great story: You might want to slow down. Flesh out the scenes a little more, so that the ridiculousness of what Hogan and his men are facing sink in. Otherwise, can;t wait for the next chapter.

Been waiting a while for this, keep it up.

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I don't intend to ever drop something. Forget about it for a while, maybe, but never drop something. I start something, I finish it... probably why I've lost all areas to graft my face from after I get into fights. (:pinkiecrazy:)

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Sorry for the wait, I hope the next part will make up for that!

I SEE NOTHING NOTH-ING coronel Hogan Nothing!

Burkhalter raised an eyebrow and looked to Klink. “Then you now have an idea on how you sound all the time.” Burkhalter turned back to listen in.

Oh God, reading this is like having found a 'missing episode' that never aired! :rainbowlaugh:

Continue your good work my fine author!

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"Coronel Hogan, PUULEEEASE!"

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:rainbowkiss: Maybe I just found it on a blank VHS tape that was left in my trash can? Maybe it just gets weirder and weirder, until it ends in a horrific scene... :trixieshiftright: Maybe I...

Err... never mind. Too many CreepyPastas, I suppose. (:derpytongue2:)

Hehe... thanks for the supportive comment!

The wait was worth it. Keep up the good work.

Technical Sergeant Murphy: When am I going to be featured in a cameo?

Me: Your not.

Technical Sergeant Murphy: But...

Me: Not unless he says it is fine.

*Turns back to author* Me: Anyway, keep it up.

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Sorry Murphy, you were away when the whole shebang went down. :fluttercry:
I'm sure the ponies woulda loved ya! (:ajsmug::pinkiehappy::rainbowwild::raritywink::twilightsmile::yay:)


Thanks for the comment!

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Murphy: Awww....

Me: Your P-51 awaits, go.

*Turn to author* I'm sure the ponies of liked him too. He is pretty naive, but has his moments of genius. He pretty simple/complex.

Thumbs up just for the concept... Now if I could just get someone to write 'I Dream of Pinkie'... :scootangel:

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Sorry, but it won't be me. I wasn't the biggest fan of the show and I'm not really sure how I'd work the concepts in.

Although, if I do stumble upon one, I might take a gander. :pinkiesmile:

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Fun story, moves a little fast but it is only a half hour episode. :rainbowlaugh:

How about another concept? MLP/F-Troop? :trollestia:

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:pinkiehappy: I'm glad you understand!

Hmmm... :trixieshiftright: HmHmHm... Maybe... the Native Americans come across them and treat them like the physical copies of their deities? :rainbowhuh::unsuresweetie:

Yeah, not really sure what could be done with that one.

Doesn't mean someone wouldn't be able to make it work, though! :raritywink:

Another great chapter. Keep it up!

*Murphy's head peeks around corner*

Me: NO! *Throws typewriter at him*

This hearby ends this telegram...

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Thanks.

(Or maybe the typewriter just broke all the communication equipment! :trollestia:)

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You have to be careful of that Murphy fella, He is pretty shifty.

Murphy: I just wanted a came-

Me: Go before I throw my new typewriter at you...

Murphy: Maybe if I go get shot down over Germany...

A Hogans heros crossover..... Instant fave and like:pinkiehappy:

Aw damn, you beat me to the Hogan's Heroes cross. :ajsleepy:

Ah well, good luck anyways.

I have no idea what Hogans Heros are but im enjoying it so far.

LoL Schultz. I'd like to think he went on to have a nice peaceful life after the war. Poor guy put up with a lot of crap on both sides.

Once again, a marvellous piece. I'd like this again if I could.

I also saw nothing :D

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