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EXOLIEF
I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.
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Darn, I don't apply being a female red panda
Well, that wasn't too bad.
Don't be too hard on yourself, yeah?
~Skeeter The Lurker
the mayor... i never pictured her as a bitch really....
make this into a real story!
Nice one.
That... was different. But(t) nothing to complain about.
Take a thumb.
Rather interesting. I love to see another written from the human's POV with the mare on their next appointment.
not bad, not bad at all
Not bad, actually.
I liked how this was done.
So thanks for that.
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Great Story, through it all I was asking myself
Welp I learned something about myself
:| Boner? Why are you getting up for such a bitchy mare?
I really liked this experiment. Although I can't help but think that some mares don't like 'em big, but small. Thinking on the differences between humans and horses, even an average Equestrian pony stallion would be larger than John Holmes. Other differences to consider are longevity, that is, how quick at the trigger humans are to ponies-- this can go to either species but I'm going to say stallions are quick to go since they have no real reason to seduce a mare when there's a three to eight more just chomping at the bit to get their hooves on him and the rest of his minority gender (common data says F-to-M ratios are 3:1 in Equestria to 8:1 in Ponyville). Humans still have a trump card to play even if the rules of a particular story setting are against them; hands.
In any case, having utterly derailed the subject, I would read another scene happily.
Though it was great.
WHERE THE HELL IS THE LINK TO THE COVER ART
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I came for the plot. I stayed for the plot. I came for the plot again.
Seriously though, this worked. Nearly 1000 views and only 9 dislikes!
Funnily enough, the only thing that bothered me was the lack of quotation marks.
THEY IN EVERY OTHER STORY WHEN SOMEONE TALKS BUT NOT HERE AND AAAAHHH
Still liked it though
I have only to say I generally do not like these types of fics (Second person, dialogue only). I like this one. Thank you.
I'm not going to say brilliant, but a damn fine work, especially for those of us with active imaginations.
HEY, EXO! HE-HEY, PAL? THIS WAS PRETTY FUCKING INTERESTING, HAD TO READ IT SLOWER THAN USUAL AND IMAGINE THE ACTIONS INBETWEEN HER LINES, BUT IT WAS A GOOD TIME. IT BECAME A GUESSING GAME IN TERMS OF WHAT YOU'D IMAGINE US TO SAY FOR THE MAYOR TO RESPOND TO, SO THAT'S COOL. BUT HEY, ANYWAY! I..I THINK I WANNA EXCHANGE THAT UPCOMING "CHEERISUCK" REWRITE CHAPTER FOR A "MAYOR MAPLOW" CHAPTER. YOU DO THAT RIGHT? THAT'S A THING? OKAY COOL, 'CAUSE MY MIND IS FINE WHEN IT COMES TO IMAGINATION, BUT ALL DAT SLUTTY MAYOR AND FLESHY HUMAN COCK KINDA, YA KNOW, SPURRED THE LOINS A SMIDGE.
SO YEAH, THANKS, BABE.
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Probably because the entire story was Mayor Mare talking.
Mayor Mare is so going on my "hotlist" now!
Good Job!
...
I'm sorry, but I can't get into this. You open up with a bunch of cheesy porno lines from the 70s, she pulls a half-ass excuse to have sex out of her plot, and it keeps a steady downhill turn from there. I feel like this would have been a better story if it wasn't all dialogue and I could at least get a little wine with all this cheese.
well
it didn't get me off, but atleast it was masterfully written
boy that mare sure talks a lot, doesn't she
I like this style.
That was definitely interesting.
3705385 The typos, though!
Fixed.
2915302 Silence Idiot!
...Riddled with filth!
I am a couch who is very offended that you did not try to meet my needs for this fic.
I'm not sure how I feel about this clopfic... How old is mayor mare? I know for sure that she's at least in her 40's to mid 60's...
This is simply evil