Sophia loves playing with toys. Especially under the covers at night.
But when this big bug thing comes crawling out the closet each night and disrupting playtime, Sophia isn't amused in the slightest.
And so Sophia and her toy dragon, Spike, decide they're going to stop that stupid insect once and for all.
But for some reason, the creature feels so confident that it will be victorious in this epic contest. Doesn't it know that the baddies never win?
A/N Me trying something playful and a bit silly. Don't expect anything spectacular.
Chapters (4)
Well this is gonna be interesting...
Oh boy. Where's my flyswatter?
2900492 I don't even know what compelled to write this. Although Chrysalis being beaten with flyswatter and various other things was probably one of them.
I'm going to get "Daw'ibeetus" from reading this, aren't I?
2900526 Lol.
Neat concept :D
2900533 Thanks!
2900527 This potentially may result in an overdose of "Daw'ibeetus", yes.
Somebody get the can of Raid.
Crazy Idea... Crazy Chryssalis... Crazy Story... I like it Crazy
A Thump up and Fav from me^^ I hope we dont have to wait long for the next Chapter.
Will this entire... I just call it fight...
Will this entire Fight forming in the bedroom or will Chrysallis take her in her World?
Or are the two of them will maybe become Friends in the end?
How big is Chrysalis in comparison to Sophia?
2900527
Too late, you already got Daww'abitus from this Monsters crossover (I have to wonder if Monsters and Changelings would fight over who gets the best closet doors). Now it's just a matter of time before we all keel over with HNNNGGGG as Chrysalis is mercilessly swatted by a 5 year old. Sophia, we believe in you!
Probably doesn't help the store I work at has an entire section of kiddie-designed bug catching/observation kits up to and including "Jungle Safari" themed hat and gear. Ack! Sophia dressed up as Daring do with a butterfly net! HNNNGGGG!
Well, finally! Chrysalis came out if the closet... and then went back in.
Don't worry, Chryssie. One day, you'll have the courage to stay out of the closet. Watch out for that Spike, though. He seems like a tough cookie, and also not a very tasty one.
2900798 Not sure myself, really. Definitely will want to keep things interesting though with a variety of "activities" and scenarios. Friendship is a possibility but I can't say anything for certain.
2900850 Probably about double the size. I can't say for sure as I don't really know Chrysalis' actual size.
Heh, well that's new and off to a good start.
Trackin'.
If I was that little girl I would look at chrysalis I would say: I got my eye on you.
2900574 Thanks for the heads-up. Looking forward for more.
2900895 Nah, I don't get afflictions related to "The Feels" easily. I have a cold, dead, (mostly) unfeeling heart.
A Changeling Queen against a super-powered imagination. It seems obvious to me which little girls is going to win. BEHOLD HER FEARLESS POWER!
Quick, Henry! The Flit! *Psssttt*
I must concur with the other commentators. This is different, and interesting. Faved for updates!
I don't think small child could handle lawnmower to do something to Chrysalis
2912047 Yeah, I guess you're right. I don't even know how that would go down, but probably not well. Glad she decided not to if I'm honest.
Then again, it would be fascinating to watch
I thought it was going to be Chrysalis vs. Chainsaw. VRRRMMM-MR-MR-MRRRRR
Oh, come on, I'm sure you can make a better pun than that. This one just doesn't cut it.
It needs to be chopped down to size.
Clip it up a bit.
Rev up the cheese.
I could go on, but we'd be going round and round with them..
2912206 Haha, I didn't even do that intentionally.
Wait, what am I saying? Of course I did!
(I didn't)
this feels so much like Calvin and Hobbes, I love it! I wonder if Sophia gets in trouble for Spike eating all of the "gems" from her toy jewelry.
for the lawnmower Sophia could be too small to hold the handles with the mower part facing the ground, propping it up and revealing the spinning blade of death to Chrysalis, she gets spooked at a child wielding something so sinister that she retreats before she can notice that Sophie cant really push it anywhere. (how she gets it into her room unnoticed is another story)
2912954 Yeah I initially threw that line in as a joke but the way you've said it, it could happen. Could.
I feel that once I've started to run out of ideas (won't be for a long time hehe), I might make it a bit more open for you guys to give suggestions (if you want, obviously).
I can't hold any guarantees that I'll include them though (will definitely give credit if I do). So for now, I'll just my use own ideas and see where it takes this.
Even though this is "childish" as you've said, its still enjoyable. Excellent work.
"Oooohh but that would have made things more interesting."
Me: "No Pinkie, No. No encouraging children to attack Chrysilas with gardening tools. Its bad enough she accidently figured out how to make a gas grenade."(even if she doesn't know that she did.)
Another fun chapter to read, can't wait for the next one. Keep up the good work. :D
Chemical Warfare is Magic!
Why didn't the ponies think of this? Tho, it would've made a much shorter episode. Hmm.
So when does Sophie channel the spirit of Macaulay Culkin and set traps for Chryssy and her inept Changeling 'army' (just one) around the house while the parents are off an overseas-trip?
Hooves have zero traction on marbles and hardwood floors... and the following flight of stair steps.
Owch.
While she might not have a fire extinguisher to combat a magic blast, a can of whipped cream will do in a pinch to stop the charging up of a horn and simultaniously blind the Changeling.
Augh, my eyes! Oh Celestia, it's in my mouth too! I can taste it! -oh... mmm. Yum.
And even hovering while opening the door won't alert someling to the bucket of icky goop balanced precariously on top of said door (goop brought to you by the fine makers of GAKtm products).
The Smoose has returned! Flee!
Do you know how hard it is to kill something with a lawnmower? It's not easy. Hay, it can't even kill grass correctly. Little buggers just sprout right back up
lol, Chrysalis came out of the closet.
Be freaking funny if her dad walked in one night holding a half-drunk cup of tea the kid's mother made him drink and then he does the back-and-forth look from Chrysalis to the tea, and then he walks out and dumps it down the sink.
2919351 :S I thought we were beyond that joke lol
Oh who am I kidding? It will never get old.
2919403 I have thought about potential family interference one night. Would be interesting to see how each would react in that situation.
Especially the brother...
2919433
Well, how about a slumber-party she has with a few friends?
Say...two or three. That same night, Chryssy plots to bring along several minions and capture the kid for future 'mining' as well. But instead she thinks that the child has prepared an army of her own. Pillow fight ensues.
Sophia: 1
Chryssalis: 0
I hate to be "that guy," but...First, unless Chrysalis has skilled healing mages in her Hive (or pours lots of water in her eyes right away), that's going to blind her...And second, exploding aerosol cans send metal shrapnel EVERYWHERE! The results of that shouldn't have been funny, they should've been gory...^_^;
2938159 Well she probably has superior healing abilities available, and she's not as fragile as a human, so going blind at this stage probably won't happen. That's not to say she'll make a perfect recovery though...
As for the shrapnel, I understand what you're saying but this is meant to be not very serious or perhaps think too much about these potentially gory consequences. That being said, I'll read over and make it more accurate/realistic when I have time.
Oh, no, I understand this is meant to be a comedy, and gore has no place in it. (Well, usually...) Nor was I trying to push you to change anything. I was just saying I thought it a bit silly that a cloud of bug spray was the only result. ^_^; Oh, I'm LOVING Cracked Vision, by the way! Can't wait for another chapter!
I've selected "read later", so I haven't read it yet, but I have to say one thing:
The very title made me laugh my ass off!
Well, guess who lost their marbles?
Let's see, "thing-aling" could be a reference to Lady Tigra's song from the film SPORK.
That's the power glove, it's so bad.
is Portal 2
2981784 Well, I haven't seen SPORK so that's coincidental. The other two are right though. The last is from a MLP fanwork and it might not be known to all. However, the same character says the line so you may get it...
EDIT: Damnit! Got a word mixed with another. That may have been why -.-
2981876 Well, then it's obviously something Chrysalis says and I haven't read many stories revolving around her -_-
Also, I hope this isn't the end of Spike.
2981896 Actually it was another of Spike's lines. I just had to change one word because I messed it up :/
2981908 Bah, the vast sea of FiM fanwork is too much for one brony.
An, this is actually becoming more entertaining with each chapter.
To me, the "battle" between these two is becoming more of a play session. Whatever the case, I like it.
She could get all McGyver and yank out a cord to her lamp, plug in one end and hold the exposed end by the end of the insulation... then jab that mean bug with it- *ZAP*
Tho I was almost betting she had another weapon hidden between the mattresses.
Hmm, she still has her pillow, right? Pull off the pillow sheet, fill it with a number of items and start swinging...
But if Mum was thorough in her de-weaponizing of the room, our heroic girl might have to go hand to hoof with the beast; use those hands God gave you Sophia! Tickle her!
Only one way to find out.