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Canterlot is under attack by the forces of darkness, lead by the newly resurrected King Sombra, bent on world domination. With all hope lost(and finding a book titled "Extremely Generic and Predicable Prophecies"), the three princesses of this fair castle call upon the man called the "Champion of Light," hoping that he can put a stop to this.
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Instead they get a fat man in a red parka that nobody asked for, claiming to be the man that they seek.

This story is not meant to be taken seriously. It is merely a story to get my creative blood flowing. If you have any criticisms about this story, please post them in the comments below so I can improve. Don't be afraid to be brutal; this isn't my first story, not by a long shot. This was also done in a day with no editor and copious amounts of Get Lucky, so any mistakes found and presented will be appreciated.

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:rainbowlaugh:Oh Primus my sides hurt! ...But I must ask, "Why was Mr. Scratch in Equestria?"

2889798 When he died, I thought he was placed into some sort of limbo between worlds, allowing him another chance, and Equestria was near Earth. Arriving at the new world, he sensed a massive part of the Dark Presence in the world, and he didn't hesitate to find it, nor bring back who owned that power. With Sombra back, he struck a deal; if he can take control Equestria, Scratch can take over Earth so they can co-rule them.

In other words, I just thought that having him would be a good explanation for Sombra being brought back as he's just a thing of darkness.

That, and I know he's a psycho. And he would kill me if I hadn't.

2898273 Yet more reasons why I love this character.

Fucking amazing I love Alan Wake and Barry. They should have made a sequel starring Barry.

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