Preparation
After the two weeks of activities, the exhausted trio lay in bed, wrapping each other in their wings, like a massive blanket.
"I love you two, you know that?" Nightshade whispered. Rainbow and Fluttershy simply gave him a kiss, on on each cheek.
"Hey Shade, do you think, maybe, I ....um...." Rainbow seemed nervous.
"What is it? It's not like you to stumble on your words." He asked.
"Do you think I could get married with you and Fluttershy?" She spat out.
"Are you proposing to us Dashie?" Fluttershy mocked, but sweetly so.
"I guess I am." She said meekly, in a manner that was more like Dash's yellow friend than herself. Shade and Shy looked to each other, and nodded in unison.
"We're going to be spending the rest of our lives together, I don't see why not." He replied, to which Rainbow said, 'Yay'.
Dash had been dressing herself up since Shade had come back, combing her mane, and wearing hairpins to keep it tame. She had also started acting more feminine, and less like a tomboy. Fluttershy had started coming out of her shell, and began brimming with confidence. It was like a small portion of their personalities had been shared with the other, balancing them out.
"I think we all need to go to the jewelry store."
The three went to the local jewelers, where they picked out their new pieces. Nightshade had chosen the wedding bracelets that he would give to them, while Rainbow and Fluttershy picked out their gifts for him, two rings, one with a storm cloud with rainbow lightning, the other, a single pink butterfly, the two pony's cutie marks. They all had to be custom made, but it was assured that they would all be ready by the time of the wedding in one month.
"I'm so happy! This is awesome! I get to spend the rest of my life with my best friend and a hunk!" Rainbow bounced with glee, much like how Pinkie Pie would.
"I get to live with my best friend, and my love." Fluttershy said with a smile.
"And I get to be with the mares of my dreams." Shade added. The three of them decided to go check on Twilight.
"Awwwwwwww." Shy and Dash said in unison, seeing Twilight curled up with Big Mac, rubbing their muzzles together.
"I trust you two had fun these past two weeks?" Nightshade remarked.
"Eeyup." They replied.
"While ah ain't too happy about'cha trickin me, it was payback fer three years ago, and I'm glad I got to spend these two weeks with Twilight. It's good to finally have them feelins out in the open." Mac said.
"About time you got a special somepony. So Twi, is he any good?" Dash asked, only to receive an elbow in the side and a stern look from Fluttershy.
"Well um......" Twilight trailed off.
"You did do it right?" Dash asked.
"Well, not exactly." The unicorn said, avoiding eye contact.
"Let me get this straight, in the middle of mating season, two ponies who are madly in love with each other spent the entire time cuddling?" Shade cut them off.
"It's just, he's so strong, and calm, and it's like all my worries and excitement just melt away when he's around. It like just by having him with me, I get relaxed and stop being so nervous." Twilight explained.
"Ah guess ah jus have that effect on folk. That an she's jus way too cute. We're takin things slow, no need ta rush." Mac said.
"Well, I'm not gonna judge ya. I hope you two are happy together. Right now, we gotta go to Rarity's, and tell her to make Dash a wedding dress." Shade said.
"WHAT?" Twilight exclaimed.
"Yeah, she proposed to me and Fluttershy. We're already in the middle of planning a wedding, so it shouldn't be too hard to make it a double." He explained. The unicorn couldn't wrap her mind around it, and just went back to hugging her teddy bear of a stallion. The trio walked out, and Dash asked a strange question.
"You think they were lying?"
"Definitely."
"Oh I'm so glad you're all here, we need to go meet Pinkie Pie in the hospital." Rarity said exasperated.
"Wait what? What's wrong with Pinkie?" Shade asked.
"Oh, nothing other than having pulled muscles, she's not the injured one." She replied.
"Braeburn......"
Nightshade, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity went to the hospital to find Pinkie sitting by a bed, her mane deflated and tears in her eyes.
"Shady, I, I rode him too hard......" She said crying. Pulling back the privacy screen, he saw the stallion had his entire lower half in a cast. Looking at the x-rays, everything seemed normal, except that there was no hip or femurs. They weren't broken, they simply weren't there.
"Ground into dust I'm afraid. There's nothing left. He's never gonna walk again." The doctor said solemnly.
"The bone dust is still there right?" He asked.
"Yes, there was no point in removing it. They were ground into a fine power by miss Pie's excessive activities, and can cause no harm to the rest of his body." The doctor replied.
"I was too rough on him, and now I broke him. He's an apple, so he's tough, if it weren't for that, he coulda died!" Pinkie looked up at Nightshade with begging eyes.
"Oh, alright, I'll see what I can do." He said with a sigh. Calling on his powers, using some more of his eternal life, he made Braeburn's body repair the damaged cells, and replace the destroyed ones. Slowly but surely, the bones began to reform, taking the small shards and moving them back into place. It was exceedingly difficult, as he pretty much needed to rebuild it from scratch.
"Whew, there, all done." He said sweating. It had taken a huge amount of concentration to pull it off, but his hips and legs had reformed.
"You'll still need surgery to reattach the muscles and ligaments, but I say you'll be walking around inside of a month."
Braeburn, who had been quiet up till now, finally spoke.
"Yeehaw! I may miss planting season, but I'll be out in time for applebuck!" He whooped and hollered, bringing shushes from the other patients.
"Yeah, but from now on, Pinkie, Braeburn is on top okay? And, try to take a break now and then."
"Alright, if you say so Doctor Nightshade. I'll be okay Pinkie, you can head home now." He said mockingly.
"Umm, about that, I can't exactly walk right now........"
After walking in on Applejack and Soarin having some post season fun at the farm, they promptly left the two to themselves and headed home after leaving a note with Applebloom, telling her the changes to the wedding plans. Rarity, who didn't have anypony for mating season, had spent the time making Fluttershy's wedding dress, and now needed to work with Dash to make her's. Pinkie, who couldn't walk, and wanted to stay by Braeburn, had some art supplies delivered so she could make the wedding invites. Everything was going according to plan.
"Oh Angel, Valentine! I had no idea! Why didn't you tell me?" Fluttershy went into her cabin to check on some animals, to find four baby bunnies being cared for by Nightshade's pet. They had been so distracted that they didn't notice Valentine had been pregnant, and had delivered no more than two days ago.
"Way to go you two. You must be so happy." Shade commented. Angel was snuggling his bunnyfriend, clearly happy to be a father. Angel then went through another complex series of motions, indicating that he was indeed happy. He also used his charades to say that Fluttershy looked quite satisfied with herself, and he was happy she had been taken care of. Something along the lines of 'About time she got laid', which brought her to giggle. They headed back to his house across the path.
"So, mating season is over, but since we were taken care of pretty well, we weren't so stuck in our urges that we were still able to do our jobs. So now, instead of having catching up to do, we have some free time. What do you want to do?" Fluttershy asked. Shade and Rainbow raised their eyebrows.
"Just cause mating season is over doesn't mean we can't keep having fun. Surprisingly, after two weeks of it, I haven't gotten tired of it at all." He stated, which brought Fluttershy to blush.
"Threesome?" Dash asked, which Fluttershy responded to by nodding slightly, with her eyes behind her hair.
Well, it was a bit shorter, I wonder if you can guess where the next chapter will be? Dash wanted to marry Shade, so she proposed to the two of them. That's how it works in Equestrian society. If someone want's in on an already existing pair, the third wheel proposes to them both. So basically, Dash isn't marrying Shade, she's marrying Fluttershy AND Shade, as if they were one entity.
...Woah. I now have a new fear of Pinkie in heat.
Nice, a bit short but still good! Now if only someone could animate this cause this could be a short film!
wait....
so if Nightshade dies, we have flutterdash??
*insert conspiracy Keanu meme* what if dash never liked Nightshade and plans on killing him
i would make a real meme but i is lasy
If we harnessed the power of Pinkie Pie in heat, we could make another TARDIS heart.
Dear lord. How many hours (days?!) straight did Pinkie have her way with the poor bastard?
........ What is this i dont even.... I mean i was hoping this would die down after the 2 weeks.... this just seems... different than what i initially tracked.
310256 Well, I'm having a bit of fun with it. Next chapter is back to the story I swear. Hey, the audience are the ones who wanted this, so I have to spend some time setting it up.
Hmm, didn't need to replace the reproductive system, just the hip and femurs...at least i didn't make a bet with Shadow, he woulda won.
also, three-way marriage...
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*Falls over laughing* AHAHAHAHAHA GROUND TO DUST OH GOD!!
Ooh god. That was too rich*Hugs blackwing to death laughing* Oh...oh man you are the best. I want to get ridden by Pinkie now.
poor braeburn....
310279 Poor Braeburn? Poor Pinkie Pie, if Braeburn was gonna buck Pinkie he should have had his pelvis replaced with iron. Honestly if your gonna be with the sex goddess of Equestria you got to take these things into account.
310273 I TOLD YA :D I knew his femur and such would be crushed to pieces and three way marriages? HELL YEAH!
310267 Im soooo happy my comments of crushed pelvis was taken seriously :D I feel as if i helped make this chapter :P
310267 well i guess as long as this isnt the main focus...
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310208 YOU MEAN YOU DIDNT ALREADY?!?!?!
310289 Actually, I had that planned from the beginning. You're all just good guessers.
310362 Im tolld that alot it seems. Ive guessed several things for fics that have not raeched the point they will appear yet. Maybe im psychic.
Is anyone else just hypnotized by the bobbing twilight head on the site now?
310369 It's not just me? Gosh, I sat here for a half hour just looking at it.
310375 Its so....mezmerizing*head moves side to side.*
310380 i had to force myself not to look at it so i can reply.
On to the real comment: I gonna shove your psychic abilities so far up your ass figuratively, its gonna be back in your brain again...
Jk, but seriously...
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310524 I am the ShadowWalker :D I see all and know all. :P I am an Aztec God :P
310340
Before, only the "cupcakes" Pinkie, and (somewhat) .
How do you ride someone's hips to dust anyway???
Braeburn, be thankful you're still virile
-reads, then finises-
well GOOD SHOW OL LAD! YOU GET
ALL THE TWILIGHTS!
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310570 Two weeks of constant weight on them, always rubbing. That, and it's magic pony land, and in magic pony land, it's PINKIE PIE. It doesn't have to make sense. Heck, if it DID make sense, then it'd be out of character.
310570 How do you ride someones femur to dust? this is PINKIE PIE! Goddess of SEX. she who is hyper enough without sugar and has no doubt ate and drank GALLONS of the sugary stuff before the mating season. Braeburn should be lucky he is still alive, the physical exertion should have been enough to cause his heart to stop.
The only reason he is alive is because Blackwing is a merciful god and does not want to put pinkie pie through emotional torment such as losing as loved one.
310604 *watches and starts drooling* I am under power.
310613 That's right, this isn't... *sniff* Not going to go there. nonononnoo
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310604 Why doesn't her neck get tired?
310620 *hugs* there there let it all out................not....gonna........
310369 a little every time I load a new page it just floats there in the white I find it mesmerizingly creepy
310608 310613
Touche. Now I shall quiver in fear of a Pinkie in Heat.
310629 Do not fear. WORSHIP. Bow down to the goddess of sex and pray that you are blessed with her....visitation :P You'll love and recieve your final rest all at once :P
310604 All those Twilights remind me of the Animal Husbandry fic.....
310639
Death by SNU SNU!!
310675 Im still a bit confused with that one, havent really read it though. Though...I could take a guess.
310712 Id GLADLY die that way
310256>>310267 I have to agree with knighthawker, while all this drama did provide some good laughs and allowed some character development, this isn't what I initially signed up for. Now please don't get me wrong here, I am still following this as diligently as I was when this story started. I just enjoyed the "pre-mating season" chapters more than these.
THE PRINCESS COMMANDS THAT YOU ADVANCE THE PLOT! WE DESIRE MOAR DISCORD!
Thank you, that is all.
Death by Snoo Snoo! Or at least extreme injury
it would be impossible for pinkie to do that to me, technically i don't have any sex... i'm not male or female.
O.o dear god... poor braeburn
yikes
Damn, what a way to lose your ability to walk
Really man? I though you said back to the plot by now? XD Funny, but not as hooking as before.
310712 not sure if it's terrorizingly pleasant or pleasantly terrorfing!
Pinkie Pie want snu snu? (Futurama fans report in)
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310208 ok you be afraid, il just sit here like a rock in my terminator armor once that happends agian
407071
Nah. I'm perfectly safe behing this 4th wa-AAAAAAHHHH!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!
HOW THE HECK DID SHE GET HERE!?
: RIDE ME LIKE A TRAIL O' MARSHMALLOWS!
310208 here have a horrible thought 'cupcakes pinkie' in heat.
The bit about Brarurns hips being turned to dust, I dont think I've read another fanfic that made me laugh as hard as that.
Keep it up.
well, if the season is up again, may god have mercy on braeburn's body.
i guess i'll finish reading but that will probably make me dislike it the first was really good though
i will regret this probobly
nope i will regret it VERY VERY MUCH
and pleas tell me flutter and RD aren't going to become lesbian
i read
"Well, I'm not gonna judge ya. I hope you two are happy together. Right now, we gotta go to Rarity's, and tell her to make Dash a wedding dress." Shade said.
"WHAT?" Twilight exclaimed.
NO WAY U CAN MAKE ME LIKE THIS FIC EVER AGAIN
NEVER AGAIN FOREVER I WILL HATE THIS FIC the first is good though