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Gylden Glor


My name used to be Gylden Glør, but I got sick of typing the ø in.

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Peter Kempachi-Ramasama, born and raised in Brooklyn, New York, gets the, quite literally, once in a lifetime chance to visit an alternate universe.
He takes it, and ends up in the Everfree Forest - the one place in Equestria that has ties to external universes.
And he effectively tears the canon of the show apart by being the Seventh Element of Harmony: uh...um...Jerk? Yeah, that sounds about right.

Warning: naughty language.

Chapters (28)
Comments ( 129 )

I'm interested in where this will possibly go.

Not bad.
The Pinkie-timeshift piece was a bit much though.

2836121 Dude, the whole fandom is a bit much...

2848281 Writing more now, so you won't have to wait long :pinkiehappy:

Oh damn that was good. :rainbowlaugh:

2850763 Thanks :D

I was going to insult you like I do most of my readers (as a joke), but I realized that this story hasn't grown enough to the point at which I can do that without being seen as a douchebag.

2851188

Lol. Well fair warning has been given.

2860629 Not exactly sure which situation you're talking about, but okay...
I'm only assuming you're talking about Peter, and not me, right? Because I hate when readers comment and talk about the author in the third person instead of second person...

2861832 that's what im gonna dtart doing in next chapter: hes gonna be a bit nicer and youll see more of his personality

I typed this on a shitty cell phone keyboard, sorry for fucked up grammar

It could do with a fair bit less cursing.

NO FUCK YOU RAINBOW, I DO WHATEVER I WANT! then swiftly proceed to punch her in her baby maker just for the lolz.

Trollestia returns, eh?

Awww to bad he didn't talk about the Kingdom Hearts series. :c

2873156 God fucking damnit I knew I forgot something
Definitely gonna have him ramble to Celestia about that :rainbowlaugh:

How do you explain the internet?

That author's note gave me an eye twitch. :pinkiecrazy:

Really? From two best friends play Persona 4, really?

I can't help but notice similarity between this and the show.

...the one place in Equestria that has ties to external universes.

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"What am I, chopped liver?"

2882603 Simple.
The glass was cooled in the Mirror Pool, which did the Billy and Mandy thing of bringing Pinkie's shadows into the world.
It therefore attained the Mirror Pool's ability to see other dimensions and got stuck on the human one.

wow talk about ALT universe Celestia actually cursed LOL and thought about drinking

2951579 Is your profile pic of Vegeta? I've never seen him like that before... :rainbowhuh:

I'll bet that RD has his cell phone.

Oh God, im laughing my ass off! She totally wants the D.

Noooo!!! Not with fluttershy! Im tired of that gurl.

2952828 What does the scouter say about his power level?
its OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!

I say rainbow dash just laughs and agrees and he kicks trixies ass in whateva.

"Yes," I remark. "My intentions are not to murder you and desecrate your corpses with my penis."

oh, he seems cool enough :ajsmug:

Dang. That's all I got. Dang...:rainbowderp:

3095666 Peter can be very profound at times.

But he can also be a complete fucking asshole.

Most of the time, he's a complete fucking asshole.

Just like me!!!! :pinkiehappy::trollestia:

Peter you nincompoop. Been to long since I used that word. TOMORROWS WORD OF THE DAY SHALL BE NINCOMPOOP!!!!!

3106412 Peter will use nincompoop in the next chapter because of that.
AND IT WILL BE POSTED NO LATER THAN TOMORROW!

That doctor was a dick... You just don't say shit like that... :ajbemused:

Last word.... "Fuck."... :rainbowlaugh: Oh my god.... That was funny.

3107222 It was a reference to Arrested Development, in case you're wondering why I wrote it like that.

3107270 Thanks! I was thinking of ending it on some elaborate thing, but then I realized that the best way to do so was to be simple.

3096413 if we ever get the time to chat we will get along famously

Too. SHORT!!! Still pretty good though.

Thank goodness Equestrian society permits close friends to cuddle without being anything more than friends...it makes life so much more...bearable.

Oh, if only real life were like that. Just one more reason to go to Equestria, I guess.

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