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darf
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
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Duuuuude. That was dark indeed. Very well done, as usual!
~Skeeter The Lurker
Dark like this... not my thing so no for me.
oh....my
I'm scared.
Mr. Darf, you are pony porn deconstructor extraordinaire.
Applause.
I no longer trust hourglasses.
*Is 11,000 words long, has dark tag.*
Thanks, no thanks. See ya', have a nice day.
Wow...that actually took me 15 minut-B-R-R-R-R-R-R-R---R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-
The story is too long. In order to read this in 15 minutes, you have to read about 800 words/min, which is faster than most people read. I am almost certain that most of the people here finished this closer to 20 minutes, rather than 15.
Good story though.
Another interesting case of "Careful what you wish for... You just might get it!"
Fuck you. Fuck you and your Dark tag. Fuck you and your fucking hourglass. Fuck. Fuck that egg timer. Fuck 15 minutes. Fuck Everything.
You have done what very little fictions have done; and that is shit me up about little things. Next time someone says 'in fifteen minutes' I will physically shit myself because of what you've wrote and what 'fifteen minutes' now entails.
In other news; It was good. Bat-shit fucked-up... But good. Have a like and thumb.
The title consists of a pun with the word "Time". There's a Dark tag and a Gore tag. The description makes you believe it is one of those time loop stories that somehow become popular these days.
And then... this.
I'm not even sure what this is. At first I thought it might be a clop version of 'Hard Reset' or something similar. And it is, in a kind. And also... I mean... Duuuude... what the...
Well, it definitely was something, I guess. Interesting. Philosophical, even.
And now I'm sitting here and don't even know what just happened. It's dark outside, midnight in half an hour, and absolutely silent. And I'm seriously freaking out because it took me exactly fifteen minutes to read this. I mean... really. How... just... What kind of coincidence is that?
Whoa. I'm not really into horror stories but this... Whoa.
What was it that actually broke the 15 minute cycle? Why was there a bunch of random words and spelling errors at the end? Why would Time Turner do that to her?
I'm gonna go cry....
20 Minutes.
That was some epic Twilight Zone level shit.
This will stay with me. I dont know for how long.
I dont know what it means.
Or if it even means anything.
But it will stay.
It will stay.
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Why are you asking so many questions?
Find out next time, on
DragonbThe Wibbly Wobbly Show!HAH! HAH! HAH!
You clever bastard. 15 minutes to finish this story. Damn youuuuuuu. *falls over laughing*
The dark side of humans has been revealed
We are nothing but creatures seeking pleasure
Ahhhhh!!!!! More more more
2812754 I want to know that answers.
Please marry me.
HA!
It took me twenty minutes!
Very nize. I'm not sure you should be inflicting your many many followers with the weekly antics of the Cockroach Club, though.
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Funny this would come up just when it did. I was actually kicking the idea around in my head of a Twizalea fic where Twilight gets trapped in a time loop (of course) but the reset condition is her having an orgasm rather than her dying. Played for comedy, obviously.
But this fic. Yeah. Shudders. Good read, though.
Good read, I liked it. Time loops have always fascinated me, there needs to be more of them in fanfiction.
dude why?
whoa, read this in 15 minutes.
Damn. Just....
Damn.
This was beautiful. Sexy. Lovely. Deathgasms. I would have preferred a bit more blood and gore, but I guess it would scare off too much of the audience.
And the egg timer was clever. I didn't notice that she was carrying it around without using it until the very end. Makes perfect sense, but comes completely out of left field anyway.
A part of me wants to be querulous and criticize the idea of a clopfic warning against wasting your time masturbating, but then I would be being a double-hypocrite for playing similar games. I was unable to play along, anyway, as I try to avoid thinking about time in the evenings.
Music that is appropriately inappropriate in a very juvenile way.
Dang. That was rough.
I'd like to see an epilogue to see what kind of emotional Scaring Twilight has from that. I can only imagine how she must've gone crazy.
Fifteen minutes.
How.. what...
How on EARTH did you get most of us to read this in fifteen minutes? Seriously, can you please answer me? I'm in awe right now.
Can someone translate this I don't understand what it says...
"Fuckitwas therewas nomore shecoudln’t had coudln’t she had to nomore she had fifteen she had every nomore there was rubbing allof stallion and then nomore she had rubbing cumming she was alwaysthere was nomore fifteen was so many therewas every timefor cumming nomore she couldn’t andbutthen she hadcumming had toshehad to keeptherewas fifteen forever and ever she hadwanted cumming nomore cummmmmm shewas fullemptyfullwas she was outfifteen nocumming no more pleaseletitforever nomore shehadall she had no all the more no every shecumming fuck fuck fuck shit hurtall she fifteenwastoomuch a millionyearscumming takeaway sheherself she had triedevery toomany therewere whatcumming what stop cum wait nocumming she was intherehurthurt hurtshewascumming she had everyway there was nothingleftin she hadtoget she hadto out let it whatif she wasletcumming she was finallydonecumming forever there was nomorecumming there was sandcumming glass in and glass there glass sofuck she was therecumming she had to nothingleftnothing nomorepleasecumming dieletshewanted shecouldn’tcumming shehadandshe had everything andshe had forever forever and couldn’tcumming she couldn’t cumming she couldn’t stop stop stopstopstop stop stop fuck therewasnomore left shewasleft she was forever she was emptybutstill cumming there was noworld only life was alive breathing was dying cumming forever and she hadnever whyshe had cumming there were secondshe was nevercumming she wasalways please tick and then she was cumming br r r r rcumming she was cumming and then she was back fifteen br r r r rcumming please let it sand let it tick let cum let it be over please please cumming she was cumming she was br r r r r r r r r die please r r r r r r r r r r let it be death please r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r cummmming r r r r r r r r r r r"
other than that its a good story.
The story is too long. In order to read this in 15 minutes, you have to read about 800 words/min, which is faster than most people read. I am almost certain that most of the people here finished this closer to 20 minutes, rather than 15.
Good story though.
8 minutes. Yay! Disturbing yet read. Kind of like *snrk a Twilight episode.
Okay, I was somewhat aroused at first, but it quickly gave way to horror and sheer revulsion. Damn, but this story.
25 minutes to read, probably spent 10 minutes of that mentally preparing myself and/or recovering from what I read, and yes, it was just enough time.
Maybe I'll be more conscious of my time management in future...
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I finished it in 10...
And that includes thinking about parts
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It went the opposite way for me. I had a huge hardon by the end.
You know... a better more sane idea would be to make the hourglass sideways. The sand doesn't fall thru and never runs out so the fifteen minutes stop.
"The butterfly counts moments, not months,
And still has time enough."
-Rabindranath Tagore
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Twilight mentions trying several positions and reorganizations of the hourglass with no luck. the sand fell no matter what.
What the fuck? How is it possible that it took you guys 15 mins to read all of that?!?!!? It took me 40 mins HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE?!
2813795 Dang, it was still a good theory.
That was creepy. Yet it was good. It was also very well written, and I liked the part that had Twilight go insane, and give up all hope. I suppose that was how she got out? Done, wanting nothing more than to die and end the cycle ?
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My brain wants to headcanon this story somehow into Queen Twilight's loop, as part of her descent into madness after the events of Stitch In Time.
I don't think it quite squares, but it feels so much like her.
Honestly wasnt that hard to finish in 15 since some fim fiction users have like 5000 chapters to read and if they took 20 minutes for 1 chapter than they would be stuck all year .
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Azalea: "Wait, so all you have to do is go 48 hours without having sex with me and the time loop will be over? That's not such a big deal."
Twilight: "But I got us tickets to the Canterlot Weather Vane Convention this weekend! And they're mandatory!"
Generally...interesting, in a delightfully disturbing way. My only complaint, such that it is, is that it isn't quite clear what finally broke the loop. It seems like it was just...touching the egg timer, except that doesn't seem right somehow. Of course, the alternative is that she simply ran out of sex to try...which, even with the equivalent of centuries at her unwilling disposal, seems impossible to accomplish in fifteen minute intervals.
Ah, well.
2813339 It would seem to translate as "Twilight is beyond the capacity for rational thought at present."
2814233 so its not supposed to be understandable?
2814255 That's what I got out of it. I think it was either meant to be representative of the mental strain of brought about by the endless cycles of forced orgasm breaking her mind, or...
Okay, odd thing here, but one of the theoretical problems of immortality (forget where this comes from, sorry) is that, over time, a living being's perception of time changes. You can supposedly see it small scale with kids; they get bored more easily because they perceive time more rapidly, being more aware of the passage of each second than adults. So, if you accept the premise, the argument goes that eventually, you'd start to perceive events not in terms of minutes or hours, but years, then centuries, then millennia, and so on, until you were experiencing time in terms of geologic epochs. And, up in the mass of words 'million years' comes up...
So, possibility two is that Twilight's ability to perceive time has been completely shattered, and that mass of words was what were were experiencing, sort of - the cycles passing too quickly for her to articulate.
Either way...not a pleasant thing to consider from her position. Which is, my guess, what we were supposed to get from the run-on text.
What...
The...FUCK did I just read?!