This story is a sequel to A Secret Thrice Unconnected.
Rainbow Dash never thought about settling down with anypony, much less this gaudy stallion!
And yet she's strangely attracted to the eccentric pony with a strange name.
(Reading A Secret Thrice Unconnected is highly reccomended.)
can we have sheogorath please?
I have no idea what is happening
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I don't know what that is.
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It probably won't make more sense in the next chapter.
2804933 http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Sheogorath
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I see.
Well, no, we will not be seeing Sheogorath here, it wouldn't really mesh with this story's tone.
He he he. THEY'RE ALL NUTS!!!!!!!
Just how I like it
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I'm happy to provide.
I am unsure where this daemon lord is from. What is this story crossing over with
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The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.
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Legend of Zelda; Skyward Sword
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What do you mean! It would be perfect for the story's tone. Equestria in this fic is madder than the Shivering Isles
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I'll consider him for the next story, but I want to keep a narrow focus in this one, and including him would broaden the focus.
But already I'm thinking of ways to use him...
The What-levels of this chapter are awfully low... WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE REAL AUTHOR NASTY EVIL CHANGELING EVIL... EVIL!?
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I know, I wasn't too pleased with how it came out, I'll strive to do better for chapter three!
i forgot that this couldn't be taken any kind of seriously not even the ice cream seriously but why did Ghirahim not use his real weapon? you know, the rubber ducky.
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Ghirahim needs to be serious to ground the story, it will lose all semblance of structure if he so much as touches a rubber ducky.
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what structure?
also is fluttershy the only carnivore? or is eggs not considered meat?
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Eggs aren't considered meat within the context of the story, even when the eggs were Gilda.
And trust me, if the structure goes, even I won't be able to follow the story's internal... whatever it has instead of logic.
2805000 awww oh well.
but can you add lots of cheese LOTS of cheese?
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I can't think of any reason why not.
I like it. I find the pacifistic utopian interpretations of Equestria tiring after a while
2810422 thats good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGdrwN89_kY
UNLESS YOU WANT AN ANGRY IMMORTAL SKIP RRRRRRROPE WITH YOUR ENTRAILS
lets see clothes check beard check luggage LUGGAGE wheres my lugguge
The rules should be related to firebreathing cats.
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Considering who we're dealing with, it wouldn't surprise me.
Ummmmm ................
No comment?
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Actually, that looks a fair bit like a comment.
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'Tis not! Thou art imagining things that hath never been! 'Tis thy insanity!
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HEY!
I resemble that remark.
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What thou resembles is of little import to myself, but rather what thou art. Anyways thou misunderstood my statement; 'twas meant as a complement.
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And I took it like mustard!
I'm sorry, I should've considered it like ketchup, or mushrooms, or broccoli!
My apologies, and thanks for the complement!
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Ah! That vile concoction thou callest 'ketchup' must - nay, will - be removed from the annals of reality like the scourge it is.
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I hope you know that this means war.
Prepare for the full forces of the Tomato Fruity Armed Forces to bear down on you and yours!
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Thou and thy heresy shall never find me or gain a foothold in my home for I shall combat thee with the power of sanity and common logic.
Take that foul heretic and the scourge thou callest 'ketchup'
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Hah! I have witnessed air catch fire, and that same fire caught water, which cought bunnies in turn, and those bunnies turn in the full moon, causing the aquatic steampunk werewolf to rise up, and crown the third son of the dead line of hroth as peasant!
Tell that to your 'sanity and common logic'.
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Methane, Magnesium, Fire-bunnies, wererabbits (not quite as cool as werejackalopes), Dwemer cult of Hircine, and the dead are all peasants.
Tell that to thy insanity
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Hat! My insanity will tell you how all of those concepts taste!
-Methane: Orangey-purple!
-Magnesium: Sort of metallic with a hint of salmon.
-Fire-bunnies: Mostly orange-red, yet also fluffy, like cotton candy without the sugar.
-wererabbits: Mostly dark and edgy, but also cuddly and sweet, with just a hint of abominability.
-Dwemer cult of Hircine: Like golden mechanical spiders with a side of pine needles.
-and the dead are all peasants.: Leathery, like a corpse, dirty, beaten down and depressed, not my favourite flavour.
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Tell thy insanity that such words were poisoned with the rationality of sanity
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Xatu!
My insanity is so far-reaching that it wraps into sanity and berates it for HATING LIFE!
Then it goes to a tea-party with Pinkie Pie, AND A FANCY WARNING KLAXON IS THE MEAL'S WRITER ON TUESDAYS!
Every other day, the meal remains unwritten, EXCEPT WHEN TUESDAY IS ON A DIFFERENT DAY OF THE WEEK!
In which case, it happens on whatever day that is.
Except when it DOESN'T!
CAPSLOCK!
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'Tis time for some good old insanicide (aye, I hath made it up)
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Twiddle twiddle twiddle, dee frump frump!
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*BANG*
There , now thou hast been injected with powerful anti-psychotics, thou shalt never be the same .
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All better!
THANK YOU SO MUCH
THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION CHEESE FOR EVERYONE
2820290 Hooray! The cheese of celebration shall
reignrain on all!...Except me, I'm going to write horrible, horrible things that will scar my soul, no doubt.
2820320 order is gathering in the fringe
AND I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE GATHER IN MY FRINGE
2820340 I think they make a special shampoo for that.
2820387 reeeeeeealy shhhh i'm busy doing the fish stick its a very 'delicate' state of mind.
Clearly, you have not played the particular part of the game!
2833858 Which particular part of which game?
Because I'm not sure what part you're referring to.
2841765 What? I thought the idea was to be as out of place as possible