The Diary of Ghostly Scootaloo

by ObsidianPony

Entry 2

She left the rainbow flowers again today. I wonder if she’d still do that if she knew why I don’t like rainbows anymore? Probably not but then again if she knew why I didn’t like them she’d probably get rid of every rainbow in Equestria and ban them forever.

Whoever makes ghosts is a jerk! I’d heard all those cool stories about ghosts possessing ponies and animals so they could use their bodies so I thought I’d give it a try, let me have something to eat maybe I’d even be able to talk to somepony. And guess what? The only thing I can possess are BUCKING CHICKENS! If I ever find out who thought up that brilliant idea I’ll glue him to Big Macintosh and tell him that they hurt Applebloom.

Or at least I would.

On the upside, I can fly now! And I don’t even need to use my stupid, useless and worthless wings to do it, I just... do it. Not what a pegasus is supposed to do but who cares, I can finally fly now and ignore anypony who tells me I’m worthless or calls me a chicken.

Though I guess nopony has called me either in a long time...

Also I think my ghost is broken, I keep growing a weird moustache for no reason and my head hurts like somepony just hit me, but that makes no sense because nopony can hit me but then how do I even grow a moustache when I can’t grow any more and -gah! I hate afterlife.

And buck chickens.

Comments

[j3r034rja34jty]

This is pretty swell.
I dont see why more people read it, I like it a lot.
Especially the writing style. Just something about it.
So yeah, keep up the good work.

[the monkey ninja]

If Scootaloo can possess chickens, could she possess a cockatrice, which is half chicken? If she could, I think she would feel slightly better about the whole possessing thing.

R.I.P.
(I would pick a sad Scootaloo, but there aren't any)