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While inviting everypony in Ponyville to a block party, Pinkie Pie encounters the frustrating and socially destructive enigma that is Siri.

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This is perfection.

Sounds like Siri alright,bastard AI
anyway good story!

Darn you Apple! Darn you!

Oh, Pinkie. :unsuresweetie:

And this is why I'm glad I have an Android. :pinkiehappy:

This is great 9.5/10 makes me happy I use carrier pigeons

This is why you never trust A.I.s

It doesn't matter what format it is, whether it be video games, or calculation supercomputers. Artificial Intelligence is evill.

Trollestia, eh? That explains everything.

Trolling, my foot.
This is a perfect representation of Siri and how it works.

//I found three contract assassins. One is fairly close to you.//

Wow. Just wow. I think this was my favorite line.

Shades Dub Ninja? She wears shades and does dubstep...yeah, I could see it. And Trollestia....
:trollestia:

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And it's why I'm glad I don't have a phone.:pinkiehappy: ...Although I am being forced to get one.:fluttercry:

This was great! Siri the troll! :rainbowlaugh::trollestia:

*snicker* oh god the hilarity *snicker*

I lead the S.I.A.T/I.H.S.S.M.I.M.M.F.H/S.R.F.F.HA.S company. Surge against Siri with S.I.R.I!

PS:
SIAT = Siri is a Troll
IHSSMIMMFH = I hate Siri so Much it Makes my Face Hurt
SRFFHAS = Siri Really Fudging Freaking Horse-Apples Sucks
SIRI = Siri the Insane Real Idiot

This sums up pretty much every voice recognition ever. Like, really.
Also, on the subject of Siri....

Urine bited to my soup. Adieu purr old Tom ate breasts. Hole Town is urine bited black. Party into ours.

OOH, that is bad! Hopefully the ponies will get the idea that it was Siri!

Vinyl's phone beeped, and a new text popped up that read, simply, "That crazy message."
Pinkie facehoofed. "That did NOT just happen."
Vinyl snickered.

I'm such a Vinyl...

Dash's jaw dropped. "You're telling me Pinkie Pie, the most social pony in Ponyville, can't even text?" She threw back her head and laughed.
Her phone chimed. //Okay. I've sent your message to Pinkie Pie.//
Dash stopped laughing. "Wait, what?"

OOH, THAT IS HORRIBLE!!

*DU-DOONG* //I found three contract assassins. One is fairly close to you.//

Oh... SHIT

*DU-DOONG* //Okay, I searched the web for 'hot cooter' and found these results for you.//
Twilight arched an eyebrow at Rarity. "Hardly that complicated, huh?"
Rarity facehoofed.

Siri so fun

As Celestia raised the sun to begin a new day in Equestria, her phone chimed.
*DU-DOONG* //Dear Princess Celestia, I trolled four ponies last night. I am beginning to enjoy the fine art of trolling, and I thank you for instructing me in my new favorite pastime. I look forward to serving all of Equestria's trolling needs in the near future. Please continue to add new trolling tips and tricks to my database. Your faithful intelligent assistant, Siri.//

Omigod... Trollestia strikes again!

I found three contract assassins. One is fairly close to you.

Best line. Also -

Shades the Dub Ninja

Headcanon - ACCEPTED.
And this is why you only use voice recognition after a three hour tutorial (with a decent headset), or three month tutorial (with anything else).

It has begun.

>This actually explains a lot of things.

MAKE MORE FICS ABOUT SIRI!!! MAKE MOARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes. My paranoia is justified.

Good job.

This story was hilarious

2778469 And don´t forget the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System you can trust 'her' even less than a normal A.I..

2778469 Especially not near-omnipotent ones obsessed with science. :trollestia:

Currently following a nicer version of Pinkie Pie's Siri on Twitter.

This was totally hilarious I had a lot of trouble trying to contain my laughter while my family was sleeping. Guess I should've waited till morning.

:rainbowlaugh:
Because I can't think of a perfect witty comment to put in this excellent story.

Shades the Dub Ninja?

New headcanon accepted.

*DU-DOONG* //Dear Princess Celestia, I trolled four ponies last night. I am beginning to enjoy the fine art of trolling, and I thank you for instructing me in my new favorite pastime. I look forward to serving all of Equestria's trolling needs in the near future. Please continue to add new trolling tips and tricks to my database. Your faithful intelligent assistant, Siri.//

:facehoof: thats all i have to say anyways this was funny favorited and liked

Mrs. Cake's eye twitched. "You were using it thirty minutes ago. You called Gummy to tell him a fart joke. He was two feet away from you."

Pinkie laughed. "Yeah...good times."

Yep, that's Pinkie, alright. :pinkiehappy:

10/10 10/10 100/100 BEST FANFIC, BEST FANFIC

THE LAUGHS! I LOVE IT!

This so reminds me of my younger brother's troubles with Siri. It completely fubars his request unless he uses a totally overblown Ukrainian accent. Please note there is no Ukrainian in our ancestry, he just used to work with one.

I can actually see this happening with startling clarity... Equestria is doomed. :pinkiesick:

This...this was just hilarious!

Any chance of more of this? More issues with ponies, phones, and voice recognition?

GAH BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Just pure brilliant! :rainbowlaugh: :pinkiehappy:

That was brilliant.

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You are my destiny burger

... XD:rainbowlaugh: I've seen that blog... I nearly choked myself with laugher!

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I want a video, or at least audio of that.

I like it when people add a bit of color into the story, as long as it doesn't interrupt or distract from the story.

*DU-DOONG* //I found three contract assassins. One is fairly close to you.//
"Huh?" Pinkie asked, tilting her head. "I didn't ask for—" She looked at the results. "Shades the Dub Ninja? Three steps to my left?" She turned and glanced at Vinyl Scratch, who smiled sheepishly, rubbing the back of her neck with a hoof.
"Heheh...I don't know anything about that, really..."
Pinkie peered at her suspiciously. "Okie-dokie-lokie..." she said doubtfully.

-pulls out phone- Siri, find "Shades the Dub Ninja" Siri- three steps to your left. Me- ILL GIVE YOU 1000 BITS IF YOU SUCCESSFULLY ASSASSINATE DUNSPARCE! Wait, did I just blurt that out? Shoot! Tell nopony!

Srry dunsparce, u were the first name I saw

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