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Apparently some of Rarity's friends aren't as squeaky clean as she thought.

Haven't been able to get much writing in recently so I'm doing a few one shots to warm back up. Done in using TMP prompts minus the time limit. Done in one sitting though, took about an hour an ten minutes.

Prompt used:
Prompt #7: “Dare To Be Stupid”

The circumstances leading to, following, or surrounding somepony uttering the question, “How could Twilight Sparkle be so stupid?”

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Comments ( 46 )

Whachu gonna do when they come for you...

That was hilarious!

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Thanks! I haven't been able to get any writing done for a while so I'm a bit rusty. I'm going to do a few one shots like this to get back into it.

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Bad ponies, bad ponies.....?

On the floor, laughing my ass right off.

You sir, get my fave for this.

~Skeeter The Lurker

that was exactly what i needed to read on my luch . painting a middleschool is a pain in the ass. my day has been brightened considerably. thank you dear author for that.
absolutely hilarious.

Hi, this is Dan from the Twiluna group. Your story has been removed from our folders due to it not containing any Twiluna. If you find this verdict to be incorrect, please PM me stating why you believe this to be so.

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Yer I misread as Twidash....somehow. Its been a long day :ajbemused:

2772202 It's cool, it was a nice read read anyways, I left a like.

A little stilted in the beginning, but it goes beautifully from there. Nice one! :twilightsmile:

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: This is a good one :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

Short and sweet. Good job. Kinda wish Twilight had expanded on her arrests though.

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Yeah, I don't think I hit my stride until Applejack shows up.

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Thanks!

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Story for another time maybe? We shall see :derpytongue2:

I wish that you would've added a little more detail about Twilight's (many) run-ins with the law, but t'was a hilarious story all the same. Great job, you definitely deserve a favorite. :twilightsmile:

"Okay, let's see...four counts of reckless magic-use, two counts of accidental arson, two counts of casting illegal magic, one count of drunk and disorderly, one count of casting while under the influence, one count of resisting arrest"

Yeah, that was one hell of a night. :twilightsmile:

Great story, I've always thought the slide of life stories give the most genuine smiles.

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Icing on the cake would be if Shinning was on duty that night >.<

That's certainly an interesting way to learn more about your closest friends. Why am I not surprised Twilight has the biggest rap sheet of the four?

I liked some lines;

'The lad couldn't have been much more than a colt, still possessing as he did that somewhat awkward lankiness associated with teenage growth spurts,'

'Driven by curiosity as much as generosity,'

'Them two being an item is gunna take years of ma life,'

'The pony behind the counter appeared to have been doing the cross-word when they walked in, but had hastily tried to look like he was doing something important as they stepped up to talk to him,'

'A growl and a glare from Rarity shut them up,'

'Her tone did not broker any arguments, and neither Twilight or Rainbow were stupid enough to protest,'

'Rarity finished daintily wiping the corners of her mouth with a napkin,'

'"Now, you two better tell us how you ended up in prison or I'll see to it that you go straight back,"'

'Applejacks face hit the table so hard surrounding patrons looked over with concern,' where you forgot an apostrophe in 'Applejacks'

and

'hissed Rarity with such venom, that Twilight thought she should probably go to the hospital.'

I found a few mistakes;

You forgot the period at the end of 'She better not be draggin' Twi down with her'

Fimfiction seems not to display the skipped line between '...and Twilight looked back at the floor.' and 'At this revelation Rarity nearly fell off her seat...'

'if' should be 'it' in 'You were just unlucky if was foals'

You forgot to capitalize 'rainbow' in '"So Twilight, how does it feel to have a rap sheet," rainbow teased.'

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Thanks, I'm glad you liked it. I think the "venom" line is probably my favourite of the bunch. I was very pleased with myself when I thought of that :derpytongue2:

Nice catch on the mistakes as well, those will be changed post-haste.

(In Pony Prison.)

Pinkie: Hey, Dashie.
Rainbow: What now, Pinkie.
Pinkie: ... Don't drop the soap.

I have to agree with dash on this one. So Hot indeed... now all we need is to get her into some spandex with a whip and we are ready to play!

It's with that last line that your portrayal of Rainbow Dash snaps completely into character. :rainbowlaugh:

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:pinkiehappy: Dashie was a prison...
:rainbowderp:: SHUT UP PINKIE!
:pinkiehappy: ...bitch.
:rainbowhuh: Dammit Pinkie!

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vegita: join the club kid.
:rainbowhuh: : what do you mean?
Vegita gestures to a bald man behind him.
Napa: Ow look pinkie, the prison bitches are breeding.
:pinkiehappy: : I'D LOVE TO SEE PRISON BITCH BABIES!!
:rainbowdetermined2: and Vegita: SHUT UP NAPA AND PINKIE!!!

The innocent Twilight sparkle isn't innocent after all...:twilightblush: I'd like to be apart of her other crimes. :twilightoops:

I guess one of the "reckless magic use" was "Lesson Zero" xD And I wonder how long is Pinkie's rap sheet (probably her biggest crime is violating the laws of physics...)

Accidental Arson? By definition if it was accidental it wasn't a crime. I think you meant negligence leading to destruction of property.

Anyway, great story!

I don't ship TwiDash, but this was too hilarious not to fave.

"You were having sex on the library floor in front of foals!?" hissed Rarity with such venom, that Twilight thought she should probably go to the hospital.

"No, no, no, not sex exactly," she hurriedly reassured.

"But we were certainly putting on a bit of a display," Rainbow explained. "That is to say, things were on display that were most certainly not foal-friendly."

Uh Dash.....that is pretty much the definition of SEX, or at least very heavy making out :facehoof:...

Plus every mare and and stallion has a pussy and a dick respectively, and will be out there in the air just like real life, so I have to think this could be a point where both Twi and RD's tails were lifted up enough to see everything...Why else would the tails be down all the time? That's their version of being covered...

Still, this is HILARIOUS!!! Rainbow's last line made it for me "I'm dating a bad girl. SO. HOT!" I kinda wish there were more like these, some of the previous commentators may have hinted that Twilight and RD aren't the only ponies in Ponyville with a rap sheet, though I'm pretty sure that there are few as long as Twilight's ....

Makes me wonder....what if Spike and Fluttershy would have them as well?? How would the rest of the Mane 6 respond to it?

And obviously, this was made well before Starlight Glimmer came to play, so I'm pretty sure even though she was forgiven for the events of Season 5, I have to believe that her punishment was being Twilight's student as a sort of community service in lieu of prison time or banishment....(definitely the influence of the Princess of Friendship, otherwise Starlight would be so boned)....

Who else came here cuz of Scribbler? :rainbowlaugh:

I was wondering if there was a sequel or if this was part of a larger story, but sadly it doesn't look like it.

So how high-profile is Twilight's case and how hard would it be to select a jury for the trial of a princess?

Okay, let's see...four counts of reckless magic-use, two counts of property damage, two counts of casting illegal magic, one count of drunk and disorderly, one count of casting while under the influence, one count of resisting arrest, and now the public indecency charge.

Ah, so it looks like she has already seen even worse, so is there, in your head canon, a political movement to skip Twilight in the line of succession and go right to Prince Blueblood?

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Eh? Idk, anyways, Twilight has 'illegal use of dark magic to cause a whole town to start fighting, break-in with spike and Pinkie Pie into the Starswirl section of the library, and many more...'

Lol. Twilight sure has a rap sheet

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Hmmm... so will she somehow rule Equestria from jail or will she be stripped of her royal title?

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Equestria is on a 'love and tolerate' thing.

Besides, Twilight's saved the world like 7-10 million times.

If Celestia can erase all mentions of another bucking alicorn so that nopony knows wth Luna is, then Twilight could have a rap sheet for all she cares.

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Equestria is on a 'love and tolerate' thing.

But does that mean Twilight should not be allowed to rule if she fails to express enough love and tolerance towards her constituents?

Besides, Twilight's saved the world like 7-10 million times.

But let's not forget that history is written by the victors. If the other side wins, they could very well say that Twilight was either taking too bold of a risk by putting her own life on the line, unwilling to stand with the people and only fought off the villains for her own selfish purposes (if the people stood with the villains rather than the monarchy), or both.

If Celestia can erase all mentions of another bucking alicorn so that nopony knows wth Luna is, then Twilight could have a rap sheet for all she cares.

But do we know that she can do so legally? And why would Twilight's rap sheet be contingent on the powers of Celestia? If the finale happens as rumored, she could be in water that is just as hot.

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But does that mean Twilight should not be allowed to rule if she fails to express enough love and tolerance towards her constituents?

Hmm, but do you really think this is going to be an issue?

But let's not forget that history is written by the victors.

"Since when did Twilight Sparkle ever fail?"- Rainbow Dash
I'm pretty sure Twilight will be writing the mentioned, 'history'.

But do we know that she can do so legally?

Princess~ Do whatever you want free card*- I'mma laugh, being legal is not a priority, besides does anyone know if Equestria even has laws? I've never seen a police pony, ever.

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"Since when did Twilight Sparkle ever fail?"

What about in "Return of Harmony" and "Magic Duel"? She also almost failed in the first EQG film, but I suspect Equestria would have just declared war against the human world over her tiara had it gone that route. But it was far more interesting to see it done the way they did it. Rumor has it that she will be exiled to the Crystal Empire in the finale because of her failures.

Princess~ Do whatever you want free card*

What about when Twilight needed Chancellor Neighsay's approval for the School of Friendship? A real-life example that just happened was Prince Harry being pulled over by London's Metropolitan Police, even though he was just let off with a verbal warning.

(B)eing legal is not a priority, besides does anyone know if Equestria even has laws? I've never seen a police pony, ever.

That would certainly explain why the Crystal Empire has had far fewer invasions and occupations over the last few years, even though it just came out of 1,000 years of oppression.

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I pm.ed you. We're gonna take this outside like the big kids. :rainbowdetermined2:

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If we're talking about Twilight's failures, let's not forget the Parasprites, though it was initially Fluttershy's fault that spell she cast didn't help.

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