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Crescent Wrench


The spaz formerly known as Waldo

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Holy Crap this was accepted fast!

A... Sequel? Already?

Alright, why not?

~Skeeter The Lurker

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I have work in a half hour, am already cutting it close lol. Don't worry, I'll bust my ass to crank out some more chapters. I'm actually more attached to these characters than the ones I made up *cry*

Alright, so far so good.

Most sequels suck. (Disney) This one? I'm liking so far.

Just one thing... Please, PLEASE let there be a threesome.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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YOU READ MY FUCKING MIND -u-

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You get my fave and follow from that statement alone.

~Skeeter TL

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I feel so successful with my life now- fuck, Arby's is calling me.

PONY FOALCON INSCEST! OH FAUST MY EYES IT'S WORSE THAT APPLEMAC!?!
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2766091 You sound like you would love to read a scootabuse story c:

2766181 actually a scootabuse story would be fine if there was some comedy

2766193 and what if zilch comedy, and just full out anal rape?

2766207 very unpleasant for me still a nice trollestia story is nice here and there :trollestia:

2766219 I SAY!, by jive I must be going now but I best say we will meet again for a nice conversation like this mate I'm sure you'll think it's a capital idea!

The words of carrot cake dayum son

Amazing start so far. Can't wait for the next chapter :)

Hnngh oh god I just love these two stories

Words can't describe it so ill let this gif say it for me

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Yayyyyyyyyyyaaaa, that was good, now can't wait to read the next.:pinkiehappy::moustache:

Everyone loves escalation!

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We meet again.
Now its time to Du-du-du-dudududu-DUEL!
*Plays Blue eyes ultimate dragon*

-Jack The "Mother Fucking" Epic

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Wait. We've met? Care to give me a refresh?

I meet many on this site.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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In Nomad's Requiem. How can you not remember that? Did you take a Great and Powerful Ego blast from Trixie?

-Jack The "Mother Fucking" Epic

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Oh yeahhhh... We did meet there did we?

Seems great minds think alike. Or are you stalking a lurker?

~Skeeter The Lurker

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I could ask you the same thing. OR is it im from the future and I know your every action before you make it, and I know ever answer to every question you ask? And I know how to make you ponder over what Derpy is trying to say below.

"Crank muffin slap tuna!"

-Jack The "Mother Fucking" Epic

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Ponder over that? Please.

Derpy want's to watch the movie Crank while enjoying a newly made Tuna Flavored Muffin. She's slapping her leg because it's not very good.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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WRONG! I'll give you a hint, look for a fic that involves Portals and a ponified GLaDOS. If you cant figure that out, I wish you luck with your pony wife who barks like a dog.

-Jack The "Mother Fucking" Epic

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You realize there's no foalcon in this, right? They're consenting late-teens/young adults. Try not to comment if you didn't read it.

Chapter two already?
NICE!

This is a fantastic story, keep on writing it i want moar !!

HAHAHA!

And the friend gets mad she can't join! I love it!

~Skeeter The Lurker

Now that I'm done reading,
you did much better on the pacing of the sex scene.
Extra points for Rapid reminding me of how my girlfriend and I developed feelings for each other. Except that Rapid wasn't drunk... Or high...

Chitty chitty bang bang :rainbowlaugh:

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Do you wanna rock? DO YOU WANNA ROCK?!
Nobody will ever get this

I keep imagining Rapid as a zebra thanks to the sister-girl talk.

Stupid zebras-are-Africans headcanon...

It's not too late to retcon it, we need more zebra smex

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My personality for her was middle/upper-class black girl, so it's understandable. And I agree, Zebras need more love.

*scribble*scribble*

I think this can arranged beautifully.

DAT ENDING OF CHAPTER 2

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AH KNOW RIGHT! IT WAS ALL, LIKE, DIALOGUE-Y! AND THEN IT JUST WENT ALL WHITE! AND AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE I MESSED WITH THE FONT COLOUR BUT THEN I REALIZED THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE, ANOTHER CHAPTER INVOLVING RAPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE I AM ACTUALLY FOLLOWING A STORYBOARD, AND RAPID IS A RECURRING CHARACTER. SPOILER: THERE WILL EVENTUALLY BE A THREESOME! I JUST NEED TO LEARN HOW TO WRITE A THREESOME!

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bro, KEEP YOUR WRITING MISTER, YOU HAVE A STALLION WHO WANTS MOAR, the stallion is me *squee* :yay:

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I have a stallion who wants me. My parents would be so proud :ajbemused:

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