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Kaidan
Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.
Kaidan
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IT HAS BEGUN!
~Skeeter The Lurker
THE WAIT IS OGRE!
I only see 9,864 words.
WHY?
2901092 I thought you were given the title of Reginer.
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Read my blog for the reason.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Holy shit kaidan so many new stories
I CAME
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I knew you would.
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Someone called "Solitary Locust" 70k words of abuse porn. So altogether, we've written over 100k words of abuse porn.
I still say there's a big difference between grim dark and abuse porn, but then I came.
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I knew you'd murder me if I didn't!
2901370 im trying to keep up with them
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i just had to see twilight get shrek'd
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lel
I can't believe I actually read all of this.... congrats, I think.
Well.
That was brutal as fuck.
Not a very good clopfic, though.
Right........what the hell did I expect from a request from the parasprite?
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people who read it seem to believe it was meant entirely as an uber br00tal trollfic
but we're actually fapping to it
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My favorite part, and by far the most fappable, is imagining how Dash ended up.
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would totally trade places with her
I smell a second chapter
maybe i'll write it
just for you bro
so... Twilight went nuts.
never read good tourture clop fic at work. now i have to wait 5 hours whilst painting before commiting the sin of onan copiously in respect to this fucking extremely demented fic.
fucking love it.
yeeeeeesssss...
This was great. I love characters who can experience the most horrible of agonies, only to be magicked back to health.
Yeah! Harold Houdini had Wilhelmina Beatrice "Bess" Rahner!
Wow... Just wow... I had no clue kaidan could write such an evil story. I wish when twilight killed trixie she would re-unite with her friends bit... Apparently not...
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My god.....username......profile picture ....story.....i.imgur.com/YrGIPQ1.gif
>> Akumokagestu
Hey it's you again!
Read this story, I have.
Now...
I feel so terrible. I could have clopped, but all that torturing and abuse REALLY turned me off. I thought it would be a nice clop with Trixie doing a changeling Twilight. But No. I just had to not read all of the description...
I really thought she would go back to being with her friends, but NOOO. Kill them. Kill them all!
... 
The part where Twilight was stabbing Trixie I couldn't help but smile the whole time. Bitch killing a bitch.
...
I shall leave with a Like, since she killed Trixie. Nothing more. Nothing less.
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where have you been lul
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I'm capable of anything, but out of my love for my fans, I restrain myself.... sometimes.
2931665 I never had "view mature" enabled until quite recently so i never knew he had so many stories
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well... put simply, after a year of mind-rape, you wouldn't give two fucks about anybody
Is it bad that I enjoyed this more than Solitary Locust? This has a happier ending...
>Sea Cucumber
Too fucking far dude.
Well... Yikes.
A tiny bit of "grammar abuse" too? ;)
See here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCUsPnKD1gk
John Cleese rants about the misuse of "Could care less"
Do I dare?
On the one hand, rape. Even if parody.
On the other hand, sea cucumber.
SEA
CUCUMBER.
"Sea Cucumber." ? I'm in!
I think I'm crying. Like seriously, eyes turning wet and whimpers escaping my mouth.
What.
The.
FUCK!
Did.
I.
Just.
Read.
This wasn't just torture porn, this was psycho shit and horrible, apocalyptic... I can't even think of a proper word... at the same time. I can't exactly explain my case, as it's 7 AM and I just couldn't find any sleep (so I obviously had nothing better to do than read that story) but let me tell you one thing, my dear Chris Del Rose:
VERDAMMTE SCHEISSE NOCHMAL, WAS ZUM VERFICKTEN GEIER HAST DU ARSCHLOCH DIR GEDACHT, ALS DU DIESEN MÜLL GESCHRIEBEN HAST????????
I read a lot of fucked up stuff lately, and every time it's from you, and every time I say "nope, can't get any worse than that". I still remember how you replied to my comment on A Cult Of Bronies, saying said story is nothing against this.
You sure as hell didn't lie.
You never cease to prove me wrong, so I'm almost eager to see what the next "Fuck you, I can make it worse!" will be. Almost.
To give some credit where credit is due, I actually liked how Twilight accepted her fate and Trixie started giving her more rights. And to take the credit away already, it bothered me a lot how a simple accident killed Trixie and Twilight was suddenly the bad guy.
And I sure as hell hope this story didn't spoiler me for SOLITARY Locust, which I've started reading a few hours ago.
Oh, you might wanna remove my name from the editor list. As much as I'd... loved... to support this... masterpiece... by getting rid off the few mistakes I spotted, I have no right to claim that spot.
I will now turn around continue working on the sadness I talked about in the beginning. It's like the time I finished Puppet, only that this time I will cry for WAY different reasons.
As always, don't take it personal. It's just........ fuck, bro. Should you reply to this, please include a sarcastic joke to put salt into the wounds this story just created.
Forgot one thing: I'm glad as hell I resisted to urge to switch my E-Reader from right to left-handed mode. I would've never forgiven myself if I had fapped to this. ._.
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actually i came up with like 60% of the ideas in this and cult of bronies
but chris writes it like a boss
IT TOOK THEM A YEAR TO GET THE BUCKING LETTERS?
Useless ponies.
Nice story, fucked up but well written.
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2901865 that is undoubtedly the best part pure fapping gold. If you feel the inclination to write more please do. This is my fetish
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It isn't quite the same, but I got a request and am nearly done with a pony x dog clopfic where the pony lives and is treated like a dog...
It's 'nice'.
3155712 pony with dog? Like Zephyr but more rapey? Because that would be like portable jism. How have I never heard of you before this story? you're like a living embodyment of mah nigga.
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Yeah, several people have told me how awesome (and rapey) it is (editors) and the person I'm writing it for really likes it. It's just a much different thing to write it as opposed to reading it. Apparently, I knew much less about canine anatomy then I thought.
Still, I always say I'll write anything and I mean it! Plus, it kinda grows in you.
(I'll probably finish it for this weekend release, it's about 2 weeks later already.)
This is still the best porn i've ever read on this site
"Life. Don't talk to me about life."
This story was depressingly well written, and the fact that Trixie was still there even after being stabbed ( yes, I know it was Twilight) just pissed my off, in fact, I don't think I've ever read anything that as infuriated me more!
AHH! THE FEELS
Pardon me, I have to go lobotomize myself ... being immortal sucks
The ending was extremely boring and not rapey enough. "Twilight killed everyone." Seriously? And here I was hoping to see some drama and lots of tears, especially after M6's visit. I'm disappointed.
The rest was fun. I approve.
Even though it was very hard to clop to it.
I have no idea of what to say:]. Alright, get this off my chest so I can sleep. This. Is. NUTS. Well written, I'm glad The Great And Powerful Cunt Hair died, and clever use of advanced magic and how changelings are treated. Now for the BAD. This is such a horrible sercumstance that no fapping happened, Twi turned into Great And Powerful Cunt Hair, and seriously. A. Fucking. YEAR!!!! Ditzy how could you let this happen to your mail system???? Overall okay read. I am resisting disliking or liking right now because, I just can't like this and I have NEVER disliked before. So I abstain.