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Chuckward


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"To fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise, without being wise: for it is to think that we know what we do not know. For anything that men can tell, death may be the greatest good that can happen to them: but they fear it as if they knew quite well that it was the greatest of evils. And what is this but that shameful ignorance of thinking that we know what we do not know? " With those final words, Chunk rested his head upon the small stool in front of him.

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Regidar #2 · Jun 18th, 2013 · · 3 ·

I think I just gained ten IQ points from reading this

Regidar #3 · Jun 18th, 2013 · · 4 ·

That was a genius commentary on the brony fandom.
I especially like the ending, where it shows that when we are faced with certain death, we stop our autism and spaghetti-sperging to deliver a plagiarized speech.

Oh putain Jerry!



Dude, you go full Socrates, never go full Socrates!

What in the hell...

Well...
It was well written at least.

Dude...

That last dialogue...

HOW HAVE YOU NOT WRITTEN ANYTHING SERIOUS?

The education from that simple speech was well enough something I expect to hear from a student of Harvard.

Bravo.

2742118
I copypasta'd that from Socrates...

2742121
You fucker.
For a second there I actually believed in you.

2742128
You have no one to blame but yourself.

This is beautiful! This short story should be put on the reading lists for all schools as it contains a vital life lesson. Suddenly, all of life's questions have been answered for me, and I have become a new man. Thank you... :raritydespair:

Why didn't you mention Equestria Daily or Tumblr?

cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/30348848.jpg Your representation of the brony fanbase is uncanny in its accuracy.

This was the most amazing thing ever.

What the fuck did I just read?

~Skeeter The Lurker

2742060 you're a plagiarized speech

2742131>>2742128 ehe

The sound of the retard song was simply too much for the mother, and she ran into the kitchen and slit her throat.

...and that, nigguh, was just about the time my apple juice introduced itself to my computer screen.

2742344
I could tell you, but leaving you in the dark is more fun.

Oh god, this was fucking hilarious. I was expecting something half-assed and mildly entertaining, and I was pleasantly surprised. My only regret is that I have but one 'like' to give.

I don't even...

Embrace this.

Beautiful. :moustache:

umm did everyone just forget the author said bronies are retards:rainbowhuh:

60000000000000000000000/10

This masterpiece was in a masterclass class of its own! :pinkiegasp: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache:

2742272 Does she have balls???

2744434 I'm completely serious

2744442
Nigga
do you even surf the net
those some fat ass LABIA

2743845
It's almost as if they found that to be funny.

Fuckin wow 130/100%

2745147

Jeez, where would one get that idea from?

2745147 well it's not

2747173
That's your opinion. Mr.Defensive.

2750202 i'm not i'm helping keeping the bronie name good and true

2750805
By bitching at me? Way to enforce the stereotype of the whiny brony.

You make me sick.

2752369 u dick headed motherfucker hate us then get the fuck off mlp fim

2752844
He is not hating, you are just fucking whining, its called a joke! This is in the fucking TROLLFIC folder! How can you in any way take it seriously?:facehoof:

Today was the hub's singalong day and "winter wrap up" aired:rainbowlaugh:

2757015
How about, I was correcting you because you completely misunderstood, you don't need to get snappy -_-

2752844
There's a brony I'm really starting to hate right now.

2766050there's a guy i'm really starting to hate now

2767372
Now now, you're forgetting to love and tolerate.

2769077 what!!! forget this

2769350 ah
that was beautiful

Comment posted by flame5768 deleted Jun 27th, 2013

2783088 simple fact is; bronies are retarded

2783088
Please stop. Your poorly-written comments in which you cry and whine about something unimportant aren't helping make bronies look better. If anything, you're spitting on the whole fandom with your hate and making us all look bad. I'd like to love and tolerate you, but honestly, I don't even want to be associated with you or anyone like you.

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