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Hello, my name is Pinkamina Dian Pie, and I suggest you pick up a much happier story. Perhaps one in which good things happen to little fillies who do everything right, and the sun always shines. If it sounds as though you would like such a story, then please close whatever form of media you are reading this on, and go to the "Normal" section of Equestria Daily, where such stories are stored. This is not a happy story, this is the story of three little fillies, and the terrible events that were to befall them.

Chapters (4)
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Comments ( 48 )

Quite the start, can't wait to see it pick up soon!

I cannot begin to describe how awesome this fan fic is...I have always been a fan of Lemony Snicket and his awkwardly humorous style of writing, and you capture it perfectly.

Keep up the amazing work!


Thank you! The next chapter will be out soon! Glad you're enjoying it!


Wow, thanks! I tried really hard to get his style right, so I'm glad it shows. I'll keep it up! expect the next chapter soon!

>lemony snicket
I can tell I'm going to love this a lot.

Same person from comment #2,

Chapters 3 and 4 are just as spot on as the beginning. Hope you write more soon!

I'm gonna have to disagree. You captured the style perfectly, but the storytelling seems slightly off-pace and it felt that the story was more about the way it was told than the events themselves.
I'm normally a huge fan, but this story doesn't quite work for me at least.
I could, of course, be completely wrong. It's been known to happen. :twilightsheepish:
Don't by any means stop, however. It's still a great story.

So is she typing this or writing this?
Because at one point she says I cannot write this, and then a short while later she says she cannot type this.

need new part NOW:flutterrage:


he pony that was far too big opened his rather small mouth to reveal a set of teeth the size of fence posts.

A Kennedy pony? :applejackconfused:

Granny Smith... I seriously hate you.

Nice story, by the way! I like the writing style, I'm sure I've read this style before! Ugh, what was it?! Can anyone name me the book series this writing style was used with?!

"This is a highly unrealistic goal do to the fact nothing in this world is in fact totally perfect, except perhaps a well baked cupcake"

Okay, Pinkie's typing this, isn't she? Who else would spontaneously speak randomly and talk about cupcakes other than her?!

Well, I gues that after episode Sisterhooves Social[/] part about the death of Sweetie Belle's parents doesn't make sense anymore :unsuresweetie: but still this fanfic is awesome! :heart:

Mr.Breezy and Granny Smith must've been very close friends once, I assume.

As usual, you have written a very catching first chapter, even though some of this is now impossible in the canon world.:pinkiehappy:

I hate books like these, but for some reason I'm liking this one. I like it, nice writing, a few typos.


Is this story going to be continued, or have you moved on?

This stroy isn't dead, is it? :fluttershysad:

You know, I think Rarity's dress order might be late by now. I suppose it's probably kinda silly of me to track a story that hasn't been updated in over half a year, but I like it enough that I will anyway just in the unlikely event that it gets continued eventually.

If it doesn't, though, maybe that warning at the beginning ought to say, "Please pick another story if you desire a sense of completion in your literature. For while this tale is cleverly written and intriguing, reading it will instill within you a hope fated to linger eternally unfulfilled. For just as Rarity evermore awaits the return of her dear overdue sister, so too shall you remain forever mystified as to the fate which befell these three lamentable fillies."


Sorry about the wait, this story is currently on a bit of a hiatus...and by a bit I mean..well a half year hiatus...but it will be finished at some point, and may in fact have an update in the next month or so. Wish me luck, and the tale of these three siblings, may unfortunately be told.


Mustn't rush such things after all. But hay, I only just read it, so I got to skip most of that wait anyway.

Right as i finished reading it (the whole thing) my dad went, "Oh. My. God." He's in the other room. Timing... :applecry::scootangel::unsuresweetie:
these three poor, poor, fillies...

A Series Of Unfortunate Events...:pinkiegasp:Pony Style!!! Best ideal ever!!!!!!:pinkiehappy: ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh I loved the real books and now i love this best ideal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!So excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment posted by SeatieBelt deleted Jan 4th, 2013

I heard you will be turning this into a radio play.
Any idea when you will start that, because I wouldn't mind voice acting?

This seems so familiar to another series of books I have read. Something to do with orphans, the number 13, a fire, a slope, and a hospice...
I just can't place my armor-plated hoof on it....


A Series of Unfortunate Events? (Responding to an old comment... :facehoof:)

:ajbemused: Yes. A series of unfortunate events. Though I was trying to not say the name. Uggghh, Internet, Y U NO transfer sarcasm?


Oh. Did you enjoy it? I read the first one and got bored of the writing style.

I liked the first six, then just soldiered on through the rest. Lemony Snicket gets a bit... repetitive and annoying.

Well, that's awkward. This somehow showed up on a search for updated CMC stories...


May as well see what other stories you've been up to since this one.

A series of unfortunate events


4224584 win what? And how, I got the intro right.

if i was there id kick those fucking bitches asses to the mother fucking moon! :twilightangry2:

waddda bitch! bitch bitchety bichey bichcheeeyyy bitchy mother fucking bitches always attacking the youngfucking fillies!!!!

okay... I think i'll just wait the new chapter out by reading something else, like things. cheers...

Was this inspired by The Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket? Has anyone else noticed that?

*Finishes reading chapter* Wait a minute...how does Blueblood fit into all of this?

You are a very talented writer, and I look forward to seeing what else you have. I also look forward to you completing this one.

1793806 I was just thinking that! Awwww, the nostalgia is REAL!!! :rainbowkiss: :raritystarry:

"It only made sense for things to look apple-ish, otherwise they’d look like some other fruit, perhaps a pear and that simply wouldn’t do."
This simply isn't true anymore. :rainbowlaugh:

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