A paragon of virtue, role model, professional writer and a liar.
Spike can't believe his own bad luck.
First, he was enrolled to Ponyville's elementary school. Second, Twilight won't realize that he already knows everything Cherilee will teach him. Third, he unintentionally becomes the point of interest of a certain tiara-wearing filly.
Yeah, this is gonna blow.
Set in the same universe as Bad Company and Xenophobia. You don't have to read any other stories from the 'Phobiaverse' to understand what's going on.
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Dude that was funny!!!!!!
Good, but who the hell is Jay?!
That is what I like about Spike sometimes, using his quick wit to get ahead of a situation.
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He's the main character in Bad Company. He will probably only appear in the first chapter of this story though.
Could these have more than one chapter?
No thangs up in dis biatch found fo' ”Starswirlz theory on illusionizzle magic was dat you pimped a mirror version of yo ass rockin nuff muthafuckin factorz of magic differently. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Such as directin light by feedin magic all up in a specially crafted scope. That theory done been both improved n' proven false, though cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha sizz-auce. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Several chizzlez ta his original gangsta studies had ta be made n' modified ta give tha right amount of magic bein force-fed fo' tha illusion ta hold. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Well shiiit, it takes a shitload of juice n' concentration ta pull it off, though.” Spike rolled his wild lil' fuckin eyes. ”For a illusion ta hold fo' twenty minutes you'd need at least tha juice from two normally-gifted unicorns.” Dude scratched his chin, then shrugged. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! ”Well, three unicorns ta make it stable enough ta trick somepony...” Everypony stared all up in tha drake slack-jawed, even Cherilee was speechless. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Spike looked round nervously n' shrunk back up in his seat. ”What, biatch? Did I do suttin' wrong?” Cherilee shook her head, then was rappin up. ”Quite tha opposite, straight-up dawwwwg! Yo ass did suttin' straight-up good.” Biatch smiled. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Spike nodded n' sat up straight. ”I presume you hustled all of dat from smokin da sticky-icky-icky wit Twilight Sparkle, right?”.
Pfffttttt
That was hilarious and I am very much looking forwards to more of this. Spike totally owned DT at the end there, however I was wondering why he did not ask her to explain the logic behind picking on someone who breaths fire, has armor plating, sharp claws, and a jaw capable of crushing gems. After all, he may still be a baby, but even a baby dragon is a formidable foe to a fully grown and armed pony, so he could easily kill a foal like her if he wanted to.
2767643 That was beautiful. Thanks to you and Gizoogle. Truly some of the most well-crafted words that I have ever seen.
Funny but it would had been better if the human was a pony, or dragon. But it your story. And I like it.
Yeah...I think you need more tags because...
I was quite misled...
After reading the ending of the first chapter, and seeing that gif...
My throat hurts from laughing so hard.
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Sassy Spike.
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If Jay would have become a pony, he would have locked himself somewhere. If he was a dragon, Ponyville would be a burning ruin... He's a nice person.
I like this story so far! Keep on working!
Is this a Spike x .......Diamond Tiara? This has now become my number on priority! Time to read it!
Spike......that was a good thing to do, but you're going to get in trouble for that one! And one small thing, it's spelt Cheerilee.
As a side note, is this Jay from another one of your stories? I would like to read it because of this bit....
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Jay's from Bad Company.
2771247 Looks like I've got some reading to do....
only one nit pick here Spike is not shorter the fillies and colts at the school he is same heigh except for Snails
YAY More SPIKE!
Your synopsis caught my attention.
The first chapter captured my interest.
If you can continue this story in the matter it is now, it may yet win my praise.
lol he caught her off guard
I like it so far so when does the next chapter come out.
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lol I like that very good.
Interesting this is...
Keep reading I must...
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Reminded me this comment did...
Update I really should..
Good start
will be following this one
I loved it! Please update as soon as possible!
Will this ever be finished?
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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe.
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damnit, well you have my hopes it does and keep up the good work with everything else.