Clop. Erotic fiction that is read by many adult ponies all over Equestria. They entertain, excite, and ease tensions...in more ways then one. So when the Cutie Mark Crusaders hear that they could potentially get an audience if they wrote some too, they try there hands at it. And why shouldn't they? They have the drive, the imagination, and the paper and pencil for it...
...But do they have the concept?
Follow the misadventures of Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo as they try to write clop that will be taken seriously and give them their cutie marks. Will they succeed? Probably not, but it's cute that they're trying.
Don't let the title of the chapters mislead you. These kids don't know what they're writing about.
Chapters (2)
More like the best person for writing it.
2717518 I love you
This cannot end well . . . but I can't wait see how many times the line gets crossed before it all goes up in flames.
I laughed my ass off.
Oh, yeah, this can only end well...
I guess rich ponies must have golden showers all the time, huh?
So this was the CMC story you told me about
2717645 I love you
This should be quite entertaining. Keep updating and I'll keep reading. :)
Hilarious start, but a few mistakes. Like "quite" instead of "quiet", and a few extra "a"s or small things like that, but that's not majorly important. Good stuff!
Also, I chuckled that the two ponies were named Mary, Sue.
2717651 Um, do you say that often?
few errors here and there such as
otherwise this looks to be an interesting story to say the least
if your a bad person for writing this then i must be a horrible person for loving this.
This is going to be comedy gold, I just know it xD
Second Chapter
SB: ... I managed to sneak out one of Rarity's books...
AB: And?
SB: We are NEVER writing again!
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What fun would that be if we ended the fun so early?
I like this story I might not like full on romances but this isn't truly a romance. I like it in fact I got a non romance idea for a story from Scoot's horror story. The city it takes place in is Los Pegasus, the protagonist is Dark Wing a former Wonderbolt member. He was only trying to have a nice time in Los Pegasus when for some reason demons are being released from hell. Now only Dark Wing is able to stop the evil demons.
I would literally freaking buy their story.
2718630 same here
Cool
If this doesn't end with Sweetie Belle getting her cutie mark, I'mma be mighty disappointed.
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This can only end well!
Have a thumbs up.
That said, a couple of minor nit-picks:
You are a wonderful person for writing this
their hooves maybe?
2717703 yes
@Everybody: Stop bickering about the mistakes! Draconian is progressing very well and he writes with almost no mistakes at all. Practice makes perfect
My god, this is too perfect
...... Oh My God. This is seriously beautiful
You know what else would be beautiful? You telling me how you came up with the idea for this!
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I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
2717921 Author, make this happen!!!
... this concept. I am compelled to read to this now. Yes.
*reads it*
Yes.... yes! This is what I hoped for! I had to stop and put my head in my hands and sigh in embarrassment.
ITS PERFECT!
That was freakin' gold. Nice job!
You've done it again, Theo.
You done it bloody brilliantly.
Chapter 2:
AB: Hey guys look Aj dropped one of those books!
SB: Oh! Lets compare our writing to these actual books!
AB" Great idea! but we have to read it first.
SB: oh yes lets read it.
*they read the book*
AB&SB: AHHHHHHH!
AB: We are never writing this stuff again!
Where did you come up with this idea?! Its comedy gold!
“CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS CLOP WRITERS!” XD XD XD XD
DAFAQ???
Fuckin PRICELESS!
The CMC would probably make better clopfics than some of the ones on here.
Well THIS is hilarious i am willing to bet money that someones going ask them "did you wrote this?"
I'd like to see their sisters and friends reaction!
i love this story. the CMC unintentionally writing troll clopfics is just to funny.
Wow I can see spike reading it with a raised brow and then agreeing to publish them just for giggles.
I'm actually laughing with shits and giggles! As usual, I look forward to another chapter.
Oh crap... That ending... RUN FOR TEH HILLS SPIKE!
PFHAHAHAHA ... i love it =)))
Can't wait for the next chapter ..
Eventually, the CMC are going to have to write a sequel to this one where, to get some extra Hearts & Hooves money, Periwinkle gets a side gig putting spinning rims on rich ponies' carriages.
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(I... think it's about time I had a little... talk... with my little sister about... um... certain things... oh dear.)
(Me, Ah'm just gonna sit back an' watch th' fireworks. This is gonna be a hoot.)
I almost couldn't finish this.... thats how hard I was laughing!
SERIOUSLY! This is some funny shit!
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Well at least I made some laugh before I go to hell
2777946 Since I will probably get there before you, I will save a table for you, and there will be a kilo and a 5th waiting with your name on it