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Fiddlebottoms


"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

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How inviting

My one regret, is I never found an opening to include the phrase, "gorefuck majesty."
Such deep regret.:raritydespair:

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Beautiful in its horrific grotesquery.

I think I'm going to be sick.

2709939 I share similar lament
it would have made the story so much more colourful

While I was reading this, I had a ingrown toenail or something in my left big toe, and I was poking inside the area between the nail and the outer skin with a mechanical pencil, and the piece of lead broke off and I can't get it back out.

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Well, what an extravagant waste of time. Thanks for the shit.

What was the point of this? It is decently written, i'll give you that, but it's certainly no OFF in terms of deep meaning or general spookyness. I'd feel like my time's been wasted, but I am reading pony fanfiction...

A love song to disease written in flesh.

I'm not sure if I should fear you, fight you, or fuck you. Moot anyway, since I'm not real, but I cannot help but wonder.

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I like your attitude, but I do not know what OFF means?

Holy fucking jesus christ. An ode to pestilence in pony form. A masterpiece, I think, turning pointlessness into an art. If only Cupcakes had been as good as this... :fluttercry:

Two corrections: you repeated the phrase "rancid with asparagus" in the same paragraph, and misspelled clitoris "clirotis."

Hahaha! :pinkiehappy:

... LAUGHING IT OFF DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! :fluttershbad:

You know, the flowery descriptions contrasted with the nightmarish and foul images made me think of one thing: H.P. Lovecraft writing a medical textbook on diseases.

I got it out! After nearly 24 hours, I managed to get the pencil lead out of my toe.

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I wasn't aware that it was still possible for me to be repulsed at a work of fiction.

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Don't get an infection.:pinkiesmile:

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I am a pretentious, little shit, aren't I?

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Tempted to pretend that Clirotis is a medical condition, but I fixed it instead. Thanks.
Also, thanks for the ... praise ...?

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I sometimes wonder how Lovecraft would describe his penis.
Or maybe he was the first Never Nude. "It is a horror to behold, the sight of which would drive you mad with lust. It must forever be locked away within these short length jeans from the mystical orient."

I came to this.

this story would make Papa Nurgle proud. :pinkiesick:

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OFF is an RPG created in 2007 by Mortis Ghost, with music created by Alias Conrad Coldwood. Originally released in French, it has since received an English translation. The player enters his/her name and is informed that s/he is now in control of "The Batter," a quiet man in a baseball uniform and the game's main character.

Fairly simple, huh? Well, it gets weirder.

The game takes place in a world nothing like what you know. The Batter encounters, only a few moments after you gained control, a white, wise and snarky cat with a Cheshire Cat Grin that calls himself "The Judge." The people in this world - called Elsens, though otherwise human - are practically all Inexplicably Identical Individuals other than the items merchant Zacharie, who has perfected Breaking the Fourth Wall (not that the other characters are any better; the player is repeatedly addressed personally). Strange creatures called Spectres are terrorizing everything in sight and mighty Guardians rule over the lands of the world, called Zones.

The Batter's mission is to "purify the world" from these Spectres, and you have to help him with it.

It's essentially an odd indie french rpg with a very deep storyline which is a subtle metaphor for cancer in a child's brain and it's done very, very well.

FIDDURO BOTTUNS-SAN!

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So fucking amazing.
How did I miss this gem? Explain it to me, Fiddle-san.

Wait, was rarity pregnant and decided to get an abortion in the worst way possible or what?

Fiddlebottoms, I don't think you felt alright when you wrote this.

I don't think you have ever felt alright.

jesus christ

i put off reading this because i thought i knew what it was but i was way off. this is a special something. you have a talent for grotesque description like no other, and for once i'm left reeling from something i've read wondering 'could i ever managed to do something like this?'

this is the equivalent of a visual skullfuck in word form. i'm not sure it serves more purpose than punching the reader repeatedly in the stomach, but in that regard it's a masterfully executed barrage of organ-rending.

i'm feeling a bit ashamed at my own stuff after reading this. i think that's the mark of something wonderful.

A+ would masturbate again.

also Pascal's comment is my favorite thing about this story

I didn't understand this story.

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I'm not sure what you expected there to be understand?
Life is bland and trivial; in a world where purity is a given, disintegration creates a feeling of uniqueness; sometimes a girl just likes to let her hair down (and contract Ebola); I have weird fetishes and read anatomy textbooks; lots of references to Jack Off Jill and some of the grimdark/troll artists in the fandom; hypocrisy is delicious; the world, in its insistence on reason and uniformity and appearances, creates a sense of artificiality that can be cut through by self-destruction; the psyche is perpetually at war with itself; some other things.

All of that is stuff you could get out of it, I guess. Really, it is just gross, which should have been there on the surface.

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That's fair. I guess I didn't really have any expectations for this story. Maybe I've been reading too many stories with clear themes (at least, ideas that I could decipher), or more likely I wanted to say something when I had nothing to say. Sorry for my pretentiousness.

This story is incredible in both content and vivacity of prose. You earn my highest approbations.

Yes,
This expands dong.

Well that... that is a special brand of fucked up. Good story, really well written, but damn. I need to drink something strong, probably finish off my vodka...

2720307 hell slaanesh would totally thumb it up for content

Well then. I can't decide if she belongs to Slaanesh or Nurgle. :trixieshiftright:

Made me think of a favorite PMV of mine.

Are you legit dead?

Ahh, there it is. The genuinely unsettlingness of the God Hand, the betrayal of self to a higher power. The delicious thrill of a proper villain not felt since... well, the Major will always hold a place in my heart next to Iago

Was the baby aborted or not at all but turned into something that is a skeleton? I don’t know

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