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Imaginary Valued


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If there's anything constant in the MLP universe, it's that Spike is the mutt for every butt end of the joke.

Warning: in which the art of the crack of fic is discovered and was haphazardly attempted resulting in only mild effort and becoming wildly unfocused.

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Comments ( 13 )

Uh... Yeah, it's crap. All over the map, but not in the good way. Just unfocused and... Yeah, it's crap.

But at least you acknowledge it. And it was grammatically correct...
for the most part.

Looking forward to your next story that's not... You know, crap.

Its really rage-inducing. Hypocrisy all over the place.

But for some reason, i WILL fav it, and i WILL follow it, if you decide to add more chapters.

My brain... well, for some reason is confused about what to do.

Absurdist humor at its finest. :rainbowlaugh:
Though I can't help but feel we're already pre-condemning EG before we've even seen it. Don't get me wrong, I'm about 95% sure I'll be seeking brain bleach after my session with EG but who knows, maybe we'll see some redemption on Hasbro's part regarding the story and Spike being severely downgraded. Here's to hoping we'll survive EG with our sanity intact! :unsuresweetie:

On an unrelated note, any news on your other stories?

After 4 areas near the end of this chapter, I really feel angry at Twilight right now.

"...Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity again, Flitter, Cloudchaser, Cheerilee...Nurse Redheart, Rarity again, the Spa Twins, Lightning Dust, Blossomforth, Lyra, Bon Bon, Mrs. Cake...Mayor Mare, Apple Bottom, Berry Punch, Berry Dreams, the Colt Stone siblings...Roseluck, Spring Skies, Sunny Rays, Allie Way, Lemon Hearts, Vinyl Scratch, Derpy Doo..."

Good news, Spike. You haven't ruined your chances with Trixie! Go to her.

Dam Why is Spike a fucking dog why not let him stay dragon:moustache: if they got colorful people I think they can let him be a dragon or a different type of human like a dragon human or dragon blooded human.

:rainbowlaugh:
Oh, Spike.

extremely fucking dumb,.... givin this i upvote

Fuck you, Twilight!:moustache:

ok, I'm going to type the following word in the most calm and polite way possible.
WHAT!?!?!?!?!!

Applejack poked her head through the ajar library door. "Twilight? Spike? Anypony here? Ah jus' wanted y'all ta' know Ah ain't terribly upset bout' the whole rear-cushion-fer-the-pushin' business." She laughed softly. "Ah mean, ya wouldn't believe some of the hoofenanny Winona used to git into. We still had to take a vet and a sharp ol' scalpel to her nethers in the end 'cause the cabbages were mighty spoiled from her, um, escapades an' whatnot. N-not that Ah'm suggestin' or nothin'!" She stepped pass the threshold. "A-anyway, what y'all up to—"

I'd almost have thought she was back for more or something

and also, I agree, fuck you Twilight :moustache:

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