Pony Verse: A Collaborative Collection of Pony Poetry

by darf

Clerihooves (Part 1)

Clerihooves (Part 1)

(Aquillo)

Twilight Sparkle

Is—putting it nicely—ungraceful

Though should she lose her element

A dance or two might make her foes repent

(darf)

Applejack

Has no talent for talking smack

Her gangsta lyrics always seem to stall

When ill verse is interrupted by “y’all”

(ambion)

Applejack cannot abide figurative prattle

All hat; some cattle

She knocks on wood quite definitely

And the fruits of her labour fall from the trees

(darf)

Rainbow Dash, pegasus

Favorite to some of us

No stranger to a human rider

Even when they cu—

(Horizon)

—carry cider!

(The Illusive Badgerpony)

Scootaloo, quite obsessed

With the chromatically best

Tried to dye her mane, but to her dismay

Found that it instead had turned grey

(darf)

Rarity, a fashionable mare

Attends her appearance with great care

The way she dresses suits her

But seems no help when searching for a suitable suitor

(Horizon)

Pinkamena Diane Pie:

The Element of Why

Ask her what a group without her lacks

And fall into Why's cracks

(ambion)

Fluttershy modelled once

and though magick'd to be quite the dunce

for a month, picking noses

was an etiquette on par with roses

(darf)

That lovely lyrical mare, Pinkie Pie

Has more talent for singing than poetry

Nevertheless, she wrote a verse, thinking she might be a poetess

But just didn’t know it-ess

(Horizon)

Discord

Is always bored

But takes the greatest of delight

In following rules not quite correctly.

Comments

[punzil504]

Even when they carry cider?

[horizon]

2727501
If you're unaware of the nature of darf's other popular works … let's just leave it at "at least we kept our PG-13 rating".

[Bad Horse]

2727501>>2727787 Oh, darf.

[kingtwelvesixteen]

That last verse was the best. The old 'following rules not quite correctly' is a classic for a reason.

[Kagitaar]

Carry cider... sure.

Why's cracks, nice.