Pony Verse: A Collaborative Collection of Pony Poetry

by darf

Cake Thief

Cake Thief

Hide the butter, hide the batter

Cloak the muffins with a towel!

Can’t you hear her hooves a-clacking?

Cake Princess is on the prowl!

With her nose a-sniffly snuffling

For a sweet or two to try

For a cupcake, sponge or gateau

French fancy or apple pie

She will eat it, guarantee it,

Scarf it down in one great gulp!

Icing mustache, crumbs aplenty

Rounded off through belching burp!

When the kitchen’s finally empty

She will swagger out the door

Only to return tomorrow

And again, clean out my store

Author's Note:

Poem by Aquillo

Comments

[kingtwelvesixteen]

I am imagining Celestia and/or Luna (or maybe just some random noblepony?) getting a hold of this poem. Their reactions would be interesting.

[hornwire]

all hail cakelestia!