This story is a sequel to Wake up. See This. What do? (Comment driven story)
This story is driven entirely by user comments. Whatever you say. I will make it happen.
(Now with new cover image by Blazewings thunder)
Part 2 of the epic comment driven story Wake up. See this. What do?
(This story continues directly where that one left off with all continuity preserved, so if you don't read that one first, you are going to be lost. This is still a self contained story, so you don't absolutely NEED to read that one first, but it is highly reccomended. Don't worry, it goes quickly.)
The adventures of the human known as Jason Morgan continue as he must take on the most dangerous adversary Equestria has ever faced by far, and soon finds himself locked in a conflict fighting for not only the inhabitants of his world, but for himself as well.
And as it has always been, the question remains:
What do you do?
Updated on Mondays.
Full Cast and Crew:
Author: RazortheAwesome
Co-author/Brainstorming: DaedaltheusXIV
Editor: Kiro0613
Title card artist: Blazewings thunder
Latin Translator: That Pegasus Over There
Authors note:
All of these chapters are written on the day they are posted. Also, I do read every single comment you all post. So yeah...
Sister stories:
Everfree Survival by Hrafn
Wake Up With A Hangover. Have Morning Wood. See This. What The Hell Do You Do? by RainbowBob
Put on your clothes. Ever since you ended up in Equestria, you've never felt completely safe without clothes.
Next, do your usual morning thing; Make breakfast, coffee, etc.
Now that you're fed and caffeinated, there's one question you have to ask: Can you channel ponies? They're fictional from your point of view, but you may be unable to.
Channel someone charismatic, and someone cunning and observant...
Thus, channel Benedict Cumberbatch AS Sherlock Holmes - two shots in one slot!
Channel Ace Rimmer, because Ace Rimmer.
Well first of all get dressed, just because the locals don't constantly wear clothes doesn't mean you shouldn't.
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With that done, cook some scrambled eggs to get a little protein in your diet, you've had nothing but veggies and fruits and pastries for God knows how long thanks to these herbivores.
Eggs are the only remotely meaty thing they got (Which they do have because how else would they make cakes and other sweets
You forgot to mention the Hind Helicopter piloted by Jesus, Solid Snake and Discord that keeps showing up
Put on some god forsaken pants,
Character slot 1: the 10th Doctor pre-rose losing
Character slot 2: King Aurthur (Monty python and the holy grail)
********* slot 3: Ability Locked
Step one: Get dressed
Step two: Channel Leonardo Leonardo da Vinci
Step three: Channel Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni
Step four: Combine channeled skills with notepad and crayons
Step five: Sell results for massive profit
get dressed and channel cooking mama to make some breakfast
2688050 ... GENIUS
also they have to be fictional
First off I suggest channeling Sherlock Holmes... because Sherlock Holmes is a freaking boss.
Also be happy. I mean dang it man, no one's out to get you that you know of, Twilight's in Canterlot with the Princess, you're crashing with friends, just be happy!
Now get up and Walk the Dinosaur! Take a shower and sing while you do so! Get dressed and go down to breakfast with a spring in your step! Then cheerfully go out to help Applejack on the farm because dang it life is good and you're safe as can be!
As far as you know.
Great recap
Go get ready, maybe have a shower, get some clothes on, have breakfast.
Then you should channel an inner Stinkmeaner, he knows how to kick ass and it would make for much more interesting conversations.
1. Get dressed.
2. Channel The Doctor and King Arthur
3. Make breakfast for you, Bon Bon, and Lyra.
4. In your notepad, write down all the ponies you have met thus far on your adventure. Be sure to write down names, color schemes, cutie marks, and maybe even a sketch of what they look like.
Channel Spider-man. Not only is he a witty and humorous fellow with great one liners, but his spider sense will help keep you alive when things take a turn for the worse( which you're reasonable certain will happen after getting that uncomfortable feeling from Risen Flag).
Channel dr who then find out what you can about risen flag something about him is still bothering you.
1. Channel the Doctor and King Arthur.
2. Get Dressed
3. Make breakfast for three
4. Ask Ghost Pinkie Pie how to unlock third fictional character slot.
Hmmm... I thought we wanted to not have another story to go follow. But huzzah! It isn't over!
Channel Dovahkiin, you wanna eat like a nord!
*is currently in some random part of the ship baking some cookies to help pass the time*
Doo doo doo doo dooo! Baking me some cookies doo doo doo... huh?
*feels a small disturbance not too far away from me and a little white noise as well*
Huh... seems like part of Risen Flag's Welcoming Comity has come aboard.to greet us eh? *takes a bite out of a cookie and soon cracks my knuckles* Wonder if they like cookies?
*promptly begins searching for the intruder*
Oh, but first. *turns towards a communicator display* Hey SwimmingDalek we might have an intruder of the "Slender" variety on board. I'm going to "greet" our guest alright? *turns off display and then turns over to the next chapter in this series* And now to add one little comment in the next chapter aaaaand done!
Ok first off take a shower it will add +25 to your current awareness of your surroundings.
After you do that proceed to channel both your inner Dohvakin cause you are one hungry mutha fucka! Then go downstairs and get some breakfast cause god damn it is the most important meal of the day. Afterwards go take a nice stroll around Ponyville cause it just looks like such an awesome spectacular day!
Also if you see any strange clown ponies during the day be incredibly creeped out by them especially ones with a look of hunger in their eyes.
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Important message to all readers/commentors/viewers/whoever-reads-this-and-is-not-Risen-Flag
Hello boys and girls I am Registered Anonymous. I am one of the Leaders of a rag tag army of beings who are going against Risen Flag in the following days; we are also the side story to this story as well. We are currently looking for more individuals to help us in our struggle and all you have to do is agree to join us and send a message or comment to me, Swimming Dalek, or Gordon Freebrony a sort description of what your traits are, perks, weapon of choice, etc. Take the following as a model for reference:
Name: Registered Anonymous
Short Description: Likes being... anonymous. Likes bashing things across the face with a nine iron. Can bake cookies like a bawse.
Weapon of Choice: A magical nine iron that was forged by golf dwarves of the second era of the internet.
Gear: Wide brimmed hat (+10 to defense)
Anonymous Mask ( +100 to defense, +75 to attack, +50 to Agility, Allows wearer to dodge most melee attacks at a 25% success rate per attack)
Trench Coat (+20 to defense)
Nokia Cellphone Bullet Proof Suit (Reduces all incoming damage by 65%)
Military Grade Gloves (+35 to defense, +10 to attack)
Military Grade Boots (+40 to defense, +5 to attack, +25 to agility)
Traits: Relentless Determination (+100 to will power)
Hard to Keep a Good Man Down ( 85% chance of getting back up instantly if knocked down or defeated)
Ain't Afraid of Nuthin' (+100 to courage)
Special Perk: Anonymous Mindset (+1000 to Unpredictability)
And there ya have it just send us a confirmation of joining us and this small description to me, SwimmingDalek, or Gordon Freebrony and we will be sure to teleport you to the Dalek Mothership ASAP. Also you don't need to add the stats if you don't want to I just did it, because I felt like it.
Anyway my fellow readers/commentors till next chapter I'll see ya and may fortune smile upon us in the days to come. Now then time for me to go find that Slenderpony and see if I can have a quaint little discussion with him about privacy over some "cookies and tea". *cracks knuckles
A spy? It appears that their alliance may be either dumber or smarter than we thought. Hopefully we have EM-destroying devices against this guy. Otherwise, I going have to make one, and have it run on cookie dough. Sorry, Registered Anon. But we're going to need it>>2688508
channel dovaking FUS RUH DAH
Grab your gun and fight for the Terran Republic.
Channel Phoenix Wright and Larry Underwood
After doing morning stuff:
get asked about human music and then start singing Baby can you dig your man
Dohvakin, channel Dohvakin.
a.k.a. Dragon Born
2688726 it's
FUS RO DAH
Character Slot 1: The Doctor
Character Slot 2:Solid Snake
Alternative Character Slot 2: Batman/Deadpool/Daredevil for enhanced speed/agility. Daredevil also gives enhanced hearing, allowing for Blindsight to be used.
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Connecting... Connecting... Beep! Connection established.
The Intelligence Agency of Appleloosa regret not being able aid in the fight itself, but would like to send supplies and intel for the upcoming fight. Also, our first and only AI would be sent via flash drive to help instead. He will be our beacon for our network connection so we could easily establish connection with your fleet, that way we don't have to waste our server cores to connect with your system's complicated codes. Don't worry if the AI is act a little... strange and childish. He was made by our local mad scientist, but he's still harmless. How do we have this level of technology? It's thanks to the mysterious Internet that we have no idea what the source of. The description of the AI will come along with this message.
*Message sent 3 days ago*
*The present*
AI: I can't believe they were too advanced to use a flash drive! I had to break into one these drone's systems and move around with it. It took me days! Who made the firewall?! A big group of hackers?! Well, at least it is one of the scientist type drones, I could use the data to find my way toward the labatory to build a cookie-dough powered body that I could move around in with what I found from the kitchen. Wish I had a tongue to taste the cooks cookies, even though he's a stranger with that anonymous attire and left me alone before I could ask for information. But apparently Slendy is here. My intel say that Slenderpony is both Electromagnetic and Demonic. Explains how he eats souls and disappear like static... I hope the kitchen guy wouldn't be mad for taking the cookie dough.
Description
Name: Type2 - OV, AKA Borealis Antanana
Gear and Weapons: Varies from the Machinery the AI possesses. ( N/A)
Traits: Humor and Curiosity Functions ( +50 Friendship, +40 Intelligence). Clarity Amidst the Battle ( +100 Intelligence, +75 Support, designed to give info even in the heat of battle). Artificial Ghost ( Physical Attacks or Elements would not be effective) Creative Inventor ( Could make anything out of anything).
Special Perk: After numerous encounters with Slenderpony, and careful analysis, the AI is able to move around in the form of an EM wave (Move through walls and possess machines, ect).
I wonder what happens if you channel a character in both slots.......
1. Dovahkiin and King Arthur
2. Put on some pants
3. Do the safety dance
4. Get breakfast
5. Laugh at Lyra's 'bed-mane'
As you went outside to grab your newspaper, you see a familiar group of woodland animals passing to eachother bags of some sort. One of them is brown rabbit wearing a fedora, while the rest are intimidating and scraggy looking. You thought back to Fluttershy, the animals, and her pet Angel Bunny. Wouldn't be surprised if they actually run a mafia deep down in that cottage.
Draw a pretty picture with the crayons and show it to mommy so she'll tape it on the fridge.
1.) inner Dovahkiin and Solid Snake
2.) laugh at Lyra's bed-mane
3.) go hunting, so you can make some f*cking meat. Seriously, several days without protein ISN'T healthy, man.
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2688584 And for those of you who need to know anything about me, here's my stats.
Name: Swimming Dalek (code name)
Short Description: Likes swimming (doi), Italian food (seriously, don't get between me and a pasta.... you will regret it), and space (space, space, I like space... I'M IN SPACE!)
Weapon of Choice: When the Reformed Dalek Empire isn't backing me up, I use a pair of Wild West-style dueling pistols which have ammo lined with spikes, embedding them in enemy flesh
Gear: Dalekanium-based armor (+ 800 to defense)
Heavy coat (+ 50 to Intimidation)
iPod with earbuds shaped like tiny little Daleks ships (+ 700 to I-don't-give-a-fuck-what-you're-talking-about)
Deck of Cards (- 80 to Boredom)
Traits: ADHD (able to process information faster, and formulate plan of attack faster, and annoy others in social situations)
Glutton (eats food surprisingly quick)
Sarcasm King (insults form better)
Special Perk: Empathy (form alliances and friends faster)
And don't forget, RA, Slenderpony likely doesn't get the idea that Flag's plan MAY involve killing all of the inhabitants of Equestria, which means Slenderpony's destruction, seeing as Slender are formed from a species' fear. Try to communicate with him first. We could use a Slender on our team.
First step: Get breakfast.
Second Step: Take shower.
Third Step: Get dressed.
Fourth Step: Get to work you you lazy idjit. (and yes, I intentionally spelled Idiot wrong)
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*head pops up from behind some random pipes*
Hey, what part of me talking him over some 'tea and cookies' don't you understand? And if that won't work I'll just bash on his skull till he's knocked out and try to detain him. Simple as that. And if that don't work I'll just wrestle and pin him down WITH MY DAMN BEAR HANDS!
*one of my hackers turns towards you*
Hacker: Don't worry Swimming, either his mask will protect him from Slendpony's tactics, although this is still highly unlikely, but with the amount of stupid that he keeps inside of his brain it acts as a pretty impressive barrier to most paranormal activities like Slendpony's for example. Also to Grey Rebl we'll keep an eye on Al for the moment cause well... we don't trust R.A. that much around tech equipment.
To:2690365>>2690623
From: Director Grey Rebl of Intelligence Agency of Appleloosa.
Since the AI finally deployed and automatically activated the beacon, who apparently broke the flash drive along the way, I am now able to easily communicate freely with the army. Better than taking days to send a message. So, about our problem. If we are going have to deal with it, we are going need to know about it. Thanks to my agency and our many encounters with Slender, I can elaborate for us.
For starters, I know Slenders have a certain love for psychological torture, so our problem is either just delaying our progress, or is playing with us. Not only is he an embodiment of fear but he also exist in the realm of radioactive waves. He could effortlessly sabotage our technology via waves. So our best bet in finding him is where we often find and use our equipment.
I don't suppose you gentlemen think that this will end up becoming a massive game of hide and seek?
Oh! It appears the AI arrived at the laboratory. And found a few unconscious Bodies and some malfunctioning Daleks... It seems like your "guest" had already made his move.
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Seriously though, control yourself. He's a Slender, they can be pretty scary when angry.
2691021 The Daleks will be fine, we know how to help them... And Captain Kirk might want to get stretchers for the red shirt guys... they're going to need them.
I'd say walk the dinosaur, but this is a new story so maybe something else. How about Caramelldansen?
Channel Mr.L to be saying ridiculous things all the time. Also, you realize that Twilight can teleport and you're never safe.
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Hacker: Yeah R.A. I don't think wrestling a slender is such a good idea. So please, PLEASE listen to reason this time!
Me: Aw quit your worrying you two I can take care of myself plus who can resist the awesome temptation of my super bawse cookies and tea!? Plus I have seen scarier and more unspeakable things in the deep recesses of /b/ on 4chan!
Hacker: .... Why did I ever think getting involved with this guy was such a good idea?
Me: Hey I found more malfunctioning Daleks! I think I'm on the right track! Best game of hide and seek ever!
Hacker: .... Ah that's right his unpredictable behavior... and his mental capacity of a kumquat.
2690000 you would BECOME THAT CHARACTER!!!
yes
what would happen if we channeled two different incarnations of the doctor? we would be unstoppable!!!! probably 4 and 10 my two favorite doctors
but that wont happen so... can we channel villains? if so then we should go for sweet (demon lord of dance from buffy the vampire slayer) he is so insanely cool and has the power to make people sing and dance till they explode, also he knows how to roll with the punches and you cant get thrown off balance. having a bad guy in your head will help you understand risen better therefor find his weaknesses better. Percy Jackson would be a good one because he is crazy good at sword fighting and has taken down gods before (he battled Ares, god of war and helped destroy an army of titans) and that kind of experience will help. his father is poseidon (sorry about the spelling) who is god of the sea and PROTECTOR OF HORSES. horses, as in big ponies. that will really come in handy!
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Step 1: Get dressed.
Step 2: Breakfast!
Step 3: Equipment check, make sure you have your knife!
Step 4: Do the dinosaur. You haven't done it in so long.
Step 5:Channel King Arthur (Monty Python)
Step 6:use Arthur, King of the Britain's, ability and ride your invisible horse to Applejack's farm to help out (great Idea Alternate Madness )
Step 7: ?????
Step 8: PROFIT!!!
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Damn Straight it was, you phrased it better though.
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I guess I should add mine in too... Sigh....
Name (and Title) Evolved Ensign Gordon Freebrony of the Starship Enterprise.
Short description: Once ensign, now one-man-army, Gordon Freebrony is still a member of Starfleet, albeit he has become a lone wolf. The Enterprise will lend him and the rest of the army support throughout the missions.
Weapon of Choice: Crowbar +5 (+500 to baddassedness, 2d20 of bludgeoning damage, plus morale damage to opposing armies [they are being beat up by a crowbar for Celestia's sake.])
Gear:
Armored suit, (immunity to bullets, lacerations, abrasions, and damage below neck. Vulnerability in head)
Crowbar
Massive amounts of bullets and guns, rarely used, including 9mm handgun, MP5 with grenade launcher attachment, RPG, 12 gauge shotgun (8 shots), .356 Magnum revolver, a phaser pistol
10 Grenades.
5 satchel charges.
Special traits:
Badass: 50% chance to cause fear into enemies when charging into battle
Support: Gets periodical random drops from orbiting starship.
One Man Army: Gets +100 to all attacks when outnumbered and with one or less additional people in party.
Special Traits:
Fearlessly Intelligent: Immunity to Fear and all mind-affecting spells and affects, 65% chance to instantly solve a practical or scientific problem.
Ability Scores:
Strength: 15 (+6)
Dexterity: 16 (+3)
Constitution: 18 (+5)
Intelligence: 17 (+7)
Wisdom: 11 (+0)
Charisma: 14 (+3)
(the parenthesized +'s are addons from armor and gear, not pluses to combat and other scenarios)
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And I just took the character sheets a little too far, didn't I?
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Whoa. Careful there. You're tracking a Slender-class?
It's dangerous to go alone. Here take this.
*hands you a note with 'Can't run' written on it in charcoal*
I found it down the corridor. And remember to use your eyepiece. It was based off of the tech used against the Slender-class Silence aliens, so it will protect you against knowing too much about Slender as it keeps the information in it as opposed to your brain.
*whispers to self* not that that can hold that much information
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*looks at note*
Me: ...This... is... PERFECT FOR FINDING SLENDERPONY! *puts note in my pocket* Also that little eye piece thing I sort of broke it earlier when I was first trying to find Slender-Pony. Oh well no matter, time to go back to finding him. *runs off in some random direction acting like a school child with a dumpster full of candy just across a busy highway of rabid weasels*
Hacker: Don't worry the other hackers and I are trying to fix his eyepiece. Amazing how everything people give him gets broken while his own stuff never seems to have so much as a scratch yet. Also I would like to be the one to apologize for R.A.'s 'rash' actions. If he was given the choice of either sitting still or fighting Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee at the same time he would probably choose the latter of the two.
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Eh.... I've met worse. Then again, the guy I knew ran in front of a .50 cal turret and stood their taking the rounds until he died. Didn't even flinch with the blood spraying from his abdomen. And don't get me started on the military that I knew.....
Hey, can you guys give my suit an upgrade? It's about four hundred years out of date...
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Hacker: Yeah, sure we can see what we can do with your suit just don't let R.A. know otherwise he may try to add an extra layer of armor onto your suit that is comprised entirely of Nokia phones or add a compartment to carry Slim Jims.