Starbloom Sparkle expected to wake up like she had been since she arrived in THIS Equestria. Instead, she was caught off guard with an array of unfortunate events. Her mother, Twilight, isn't doing so well today either, what with her new "fruity" moniker making waves across Ponyville at a rapid pace, things just seem to be going downhill for the daughter and mother combination.
Everything comes to a stop, when Starbloom comes across the Sparkle Family History book that has been collecting dust in the library; the same book that had brought Twilight so much stress that same day....what does this mean for the tiny family? Will this drive a wedge in between their finely toned femurs? Who cares?! THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT!
The Cutie Mark Crusaders, combined with their newest pretentious preacher, Diamond Tiara, have found the greatest and most surefire way to gain their Cutie Marks! It involves Silver Spoon and.....a parrot with anal warts. This is sure to work.
Join all these lovable equines, as they venture through a normal day in Ponyville! Or hell, maybe they're in Detroit by this logic. Not sure...
*****This is a continuation of LisaWolf's story "Twilight's secret past", with my own unique twist added in. It is recommended that before reading this Pulitzer Prize nominated piece of literature, you read not only "Twilight's secret past", but also "Starbloom Chronicles", both by LisaWolf. This is to avoid confusion, as those two stories are quite different from eachother, but they do indeed coincide with THIS story. It also doesn't hurt that they're actually good stories, and won't take long to read at all; but hey, you can just go ahead and read this, but be warned.....ALL YOUR SWEDISH FISH WILL BE LOST IF YOU DO SO.*****
Characters Included (BECAUSE CURSE YOU MAXIMUM OF FIVE CHOICES!):
Twilight Sparkle
Starbloom Sparkle
Lyra
Featherweight
Owlowiscious
Princess Celestia
Princess Luna
Twist
Spike
Cutie Mark Crusaders
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
Dat mule (You know who I'm talking about...)
*Blinks* Wow, so that's how you do random
That was pretty interesting though, and very funny. 
2672863 Yeah, who knew? Random stories consist of random elements.....glad you liked it, but as you can see, RAINBOW DASH made it, not me. She is an author of the people.
2673451 Yep, I'm not good at random
But seems Rainbow Dash 
2673995 I'm curious.....how'd you get so many likes so fast? Seems like I'm in a slump, or am I just being impatient?
2674040 To be honest, I have no idea.
I just toss it out there and people either like it or not. Could just be my story is rated in the Everyone rating so more people look at it.
2676070 Well, I changed it. Not sure if that's such a good idea but I'm kind of desperate...
I can haz more?
2683185 Maybe I could make a bonus chapter someday....although I'm not sure what I'd do with it....I've written a story similar to this one, though. It's called "The Bronerific Adventures of Freddie and Austin." It's random, much more inappropriate, but I'm sure you'll like it.
Now, this, this was epic and very entertaining. Randomness is just thinking outside of the box.
2708544 Glad you enjoyed it! This story needs more attention, I feel. I thought outside the box so much my mind made an actual box appear in my room. That box contained millions of other tiny boxes, so I made a village called 'Boxtopia.'
Hmmm...makes sense.
2709096 Or you could all it Boxopolis.
2709231 I'd rather just call it Zimbabwe and leave it at that.
2709317 Lol.. that always works too.
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That was... interesting...
2899590 OBJECTION-
Oh....wait....ummm....yeah, you're kinda right. This sure is something.
3157460 Be quiet, Cody. You're making too much sense.
3157971
How are you not diabetic with a setup like that?
3158019
I do not endorse odd cravings...