A Long time ago, when apple cider still cost 1/3th of a bit, Celestia hid a slice of pizza, in the hope that if it ever went extinct, she would be able to savor the taste one more time. Sadly for her, she decided to hide it in a temple filled with "deadly" traps.

Story Made for: Chaotic's Pre-Summer Writing Contest: The Preliminaries

Note
This story is ancient by now and definitely not up to par with my more recent works