• Published 24th Jun 2013
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Diamond Tiara Likes Dating Sims - Mattricole



Diamond Tiara has always loved Dating Sims, but after playing one into the early morning, she discovers the innate ability to see choices.

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Silver Etiquette

>Go to Silver Spoon's house

I can't just leave things the way they are with Silver Spoon, she's my best friend in the whole wide world. I don't know what her problem is, but it's my responsibility to find out, that's what best friends are for! Now that that's settled, I place my game in mypurse and make my way to Silver Spoon's house, which is actually not that far from my own. After a couple of minutes of walking I finally make it to Silver Spoon's house. I climb up the steps leading to her front door and knock a couple of times, after all, a lady must be polite at all times.

"Coming!" someone sings as they make their way to the door. After a few seconds the door is opened by none other than Silver Spoon's mom, Minuette, the resident dentist. "Diamond Tiara! Oh my how you’ve grown," she says as she pets my hair. Smile and bear it DT, smile and bear it, "are you here to see my cute little baby?" I nod while trying to maintain my smile, she's almost as bad as my mom. "Oh goodie, my sweet little Spoony Woonie has been sooooo upset lately, come in come in!" Don't have to tell me twice.

"Thanks Mrs. Minuette," I say smiling as I quickly head towards Silver Spoon's bedroom, gotta be quick about this before-

"Oh and be sure to come by my office!" Crap. "I saw your teeth young lady! Gotta clean those up! On the house of course!" I swear this trip better be worth it. Whatever, it only takes me a few seconds to find Silver Spoon's room. She has her door, which is decorated with pictures of the both of us hanging out, closed, with a "do not disturb" sign on it. I can't help but groan at that, she only does that when she's still upset. Seriously it's been, like, a day already, get over it! Whatever, I knock on the door, loud enough for her to hear it.

"Leave me alone mom," I hear Silver Spoon moaning behind the door, ugh, drama queen.

"Silver Spoon, it's me-"

"Diamond Tiara!" Holy crap! Is she trying to give me a heart attack!? Seriously I wouldn't be surprised if she ripped the door off of it's hinges. And now she's glaring at me, "oh, I mean, Diamond Tiara, what do you want?"

"I... wanted to see if you wanted to hang out?" She's being really bipolar right now, it's kinda freaky to be honest. However Silver Spoon just continues to glare at me, adjusting her glasses as she does so. Kinda looks like one of those teachers in my dating sims actually.

"Oh, really?" I don't like that tone Silver Spoon, "I would have figured you wanted to hang with Scootaloo or something," she pouts as she turns away.

"Oh come on," I come inside and wrap a hoof over her shoulder, "why would I hang out with her when I can hang out with you?" I say smiling at her. She turns her head away with a scoff, oh come on, how can I cheer her up if-

>Get over it Silver Spoon!
.

>Let's go to the ice cream store!

>I just want to see you smile.

what is with that last one!? That's so... I mean... WHAT!? Oh why do I have to say that? Oh why? I can't say the first one, that would just make her madder! And I am not going to the ice cream store, it'll ruin my figure! Please, just give me one more-

>*punch her in the face*

...Fine, I get it.

>I just want to see you smile.

"Silver Spoon I-I..." Oh I can't believe I'm going to say this. Silver Spoon turns to me with a glare.

"You what?" she asks with a glare.

"I...I just want to see you smile," oh I can't believe I just said that.

"W-what?" she turns her head away, but I can tell she's blushing, "w-what are you talking about DT? Don't say such embarrassing things!" I see that smile Silver Spoon, I see it.

"Oh, come now," I whisper in her ear as I grasp her chin in my hoof and turn her head towards me, so she is looking directly into my eyes, "let's go out and have some fun, we can do anything you want," I tell her with a smile. Though this usually means we go to the library to study, which is totally boring, but if it puts Silver Spoon in a good mood, then whatever.

"A-anything?" she asks with a cute blush.

"Anything," I reply while nodding my head. She turns her head away once more, this time muttering to herself. Even with how close I am to her I can't quite hear her. Huh, that's weird. Silver Spoon isn't usually this hesitant to get me to go to the library.

"H-hey DT?" she whispers to me, still not looking in my direction.

"Yes?" I ask her, giving her a reassuring squeeze. What's she so nervous about? Silver Spoon turns towards me, and takes a deep breathe.

"I-I want to go to the ice cream store."

"WHAT!?" Oh you gotta be kidding me! It's way too early for ice cream, it'll ruin my figure! "Silver Spoon it's way too early for-"

"Please?" Oh no, she's giving me those, ergh, puppy dog eyes. She knows I can't resist those!

"Ugh, fine!" I can't believe we're doing this, I turn and walk out the door, "oh, if I get fat I am going to kill you," I mutter as I hear her starting to follow me.

"Thanks DT," I hear her sing as she practically skips behind me. I sigh to myself as we trudge towards the ice cream store. I have got to stop being so nice.


Well, we finally made it to the ice cream store, which is currently packed with customers of all ages. Seriously, I think I see Snips and Snails over there. And they're sitting pretty close to each other. And I'm pretty sure they're sharing an ice cream cone. And they're licking it at the same... yeah I think I'm going to delete that from my memory. Not even five minutes and I already wanna go home. I figured if we ordered something small, we could get home quicker, so I ordered a small vanilla ice cream cone. But of course Silver Spoon had to get the biggest thing they had.

"Mmm, I love banana split sundaes," she moans to herself as she takes another spoonful of her treat. Ugh, the thing was already expensive enough, but did you really have to get the boat shaped bowl? I mean it's made of cheap plastic and you're just going to throw it away anyways, so what's the point?

"Mmm hmm," I agree. I finally finish my vanilla ice cream cone, it was alright, while Silver Spoon isn’t even close to finishing her treat. "So, where do you wanna go next?" I ask her, just to pass time. The only thing going on here is getting a good view of Snips and Snail's homo erotic ice cream eating, and in all honesty watching that makes me want to kill myself.

"Hmm, I don't know," she says as she puts another spoonful of ice cream in her mouth. Aw gross, a little bit of it is dripping from her mouth! And I'm pretty sure she hasn't noticed it yet, ew, Silver Spoon, I love you and all, but you need to watch your mann-

>Tell her about the ice cream dripping from her mouth.

>laugh at her.

>Wipe it off with your hoof, and then bring it to your mouth.

EEEWWWW! Why would I-I, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? That's the most disgusting, EW! That is, like, so unsanitary. What kind of messed up weirdo do you have to be to do that!?

>Tell her about the ice cream dripping from her mouth.

"Hey Silver Spoon," I call out, causing her to look at me, "you have something on your mouth," I tell her, pointing at my own for clarification.

"I do?" she then takes a napkin and wipes at her mouth, completely missing the ice cream, "did I get it?" Oh you've got to be kidding me.

"A little to your left." That's right Silver Spoon. "No, your other left."

"But I only have one left." OH COME ON!

"Ugh, here!" I yell out as I take my hoof and wipe the ice cream off her mouth, bringing it to my mouth by instinct.

>Tell her about the ice cream dripping from her mouth.

>Wipe it off with your hoof, and then bring it to your mouth.

...Oh you have got to be kidding me. Silver Spoon's blushing like mad, staring at her sundae as she twiddles her hooves. I can't believe I did that! Am I some kind of pervert!?

"Th-thanks." Though I gotta admit, she is awfully cute when she does that. But, even if that's the case, I shouldn't have done that!

"No problem, I'd do anything for you Silver Spoon." All I can do right now is down play it, make it seem like I was just helping out a friend. Purely...uh, what's that word? Platoon? Platatic? Oh boy, I really should listen to Silver Spoon's big words more often.

"So, what do you wanna do now?" Silver Spoon finally looks up, finally finished with her sundae. Tch, took her long enough. I put a hoof to my chin, trying to think of something. Honestly, I can’t think of a thing to do, except play video games, but I don't think Silver Spoon's in the mood to just watch me play while having nothing else to do.

>Go to Silver Spoon's house

>Go to Silver Spoon's house

>Go to Silver Spoon's house

Oh gee! I wonder which one I'll-DON'T GIVE ME A CHOICE IF IT'S ALL THE SAME THINGS!

>Go to Silver Spoon's house

Whatever, I don't care anymore.

"How about we go to your place," I ask.

"M-my place!?" she squeaks out with a blush... okay, that's not weird. What's her problem now?

"Uh, yeah. Is that a problem?" Seriously, I've been over your place a bunch of times, what's the big deal now?

"N-no, it's just... just," she starts twiddling her hooves again, looking around with that blush on her cheeks, "I-I guess we could go to my place," she says as she gets up from her seat. I quickly get up after her and follow her out the exit.

"Great, so what are we going to do first?" Hopefully she's in the mood to watch some anime, there's a new episode of Neighruto that's going to be streaming in about an hour. I hear her sighing as she turns her head to look back at me.

"I-I think I got something in mind," she says as she turns to look ahead, "and I'm pretty sure you're going to like it." Ha, I knew it! We are watching Neighruto!

"Oh trust me Silver Spoon," I reply happily, "I know I'm going to love it!"


"So, what is it you wanted to do?" I ask as I enter Silver Spoon's room. It's a rather large room, though nothing compared to mine. All of her stuff is in one of the corners, her bed and dresser in the bottom left corner, next to the door, her computer desk in another, then her book shelf in the third corner, and the last corner is her work desk. Very. Bland.

"Hold on a second," she says with a smile, as she goes to her closet. Huh, wonder what she's got in there? Whatever, I quickly jump onto her bed, laying down on her comfy sheets. It feels great on my back, since I've been walking around all day.

"Take your time," I say as I snuggle into the sheets.

"Found them," she says happily as she turns around with a hoofful of... candles? "O-oh, that was... quick," she says with a blush.

"Quick?" What is she talking about? She walks towards me with a blush, setting the two candles on top of her dressers, lighting them with a nearby match. She then flicks her lights off, engulfing the room in beautiful candle light.

"N-never mind that," she says as she climbs on top of the bed, laying next to me, "c-can you... lay down on your back?" she asks, panting a little bit... ooooookay.

"Sure, I guess?" Not gonna lie, starting to get a little uncomfortable here. I do as I'm told, and lay down on my back.

"Yeah, just like that," Silver Spoon says as she drapes a hoof over my body, clinging to me as she stares down at me, her face lightened by the nearby candles giving her a an almost regal look.

"W-what are yo-" She interrupts me by placing her hoof gently on my lips.

"Shh, don't worry DT," she whispers as she removes her hoof, placing her lips gently against mine, "I'll take good care of you," she whispers as she places her lips on mine, planting a soft kiss against my lips.

WHAT!? What is she!? Wh-why is she!? WHAT DO I DO!?

>*Shove her away* EW GROSS!

>Gently push her away and apologize

>Open your mouth

C-crap! I don't even know how I feel about this!? How was I supposed to know she liked me like that!? Couldn't she have given me a hint or something!? I have to stop this!

… Right? I mean... it feels so... nice. I-I don't even know if I want to stop this. W-what do I do now?

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