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EquesTRON


I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see. Then one day... I got in. And the world was more beautiful than I ever dreamed... and more dangerous than I ever imagined.

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After a night of drinking far too much hard cider for their own good, Twilight Sparkle and Applejack awoke to find themselves with wedding bands on their horn and hoof (respectively), a legally-binding document on the bedside table, and a very embarrassing videocassette of a drunken Las Pegasus wedding ceremony. Now, Princess Celestia has summoned Twilight Sparkle and Applejack to her quarters, to have a little word with them about this situation...

This bit of silliness came from reading Darth Link 22's story, "About Last Night". After posting a couple of random comments about Celestia and Luna's possible reactions to the wedding video which were, apparently, funny enough to cause at least one person to nearly choke on their coffee when they read them, I felt inspired enough to expand on it. Two cans of Monster "Absolute Zero" later, this wacky little vignette somehow materialized out of my addled brain... Note that this is not canon as far as Darth's story is concerned! (Although he is certainly welcome to steal any bits he likes from it if he wants to.) Just think of it as a "deleted scene" on the DVD. :pinkiehappy:

This would take place sometime after chapter six, A Most Forgettable Evening, so ideally you should have read at least that far into it before reading this. (And really, you should be reading it anyway, 'cause it's freakin' hilarious. :rainbowlaugh: ) If you just need a quick refresher, chapter two, Feel The Love, is where the wedding video is described.

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:trollestia: is the appropriate reaction here, methinks!

you did get Darth's premisson to do this right?

Thou mind is broken!

Darth my friend, if you read this, I have to ask... WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK OF THIIS!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA

It's a fanfiction....on a fanfiction! It fanfic-ception! :applejackconfused:

Nice!:pinkiehappy: Couldn't stop laughing through all of this story.:rainbowlaugh:

It's not like you to refuse to answer a question from your teacher, Twilight. :trollestia:

Lucky I read this right before bed instead of in the morning! Mighta choked on my coffee again!:rainbowlaugh:

Well, well... I have fanfiction of my fanfiction.

Very good, but I think this is going to have to remain non-canon. I actually had plans for the first meeting of Twilight and Applejack with Celestia, so... sorry. I love it, though. You've earned a watch and a fav.

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Ha! Fair enough; I didn't really expect to write your own story for you or anything like that. :twilightsmile: I just wrote this up on a lark because people over on the original "About Last Night" thread thought the original comments were funny (it's hard not to be inspired when someone tells you your comment nearly made them choke on their coffee :pinkiegasp:), and once inspired I couldn't get the idea out of my head until I did something with it! I just figured it was only fair to leave the offer on the table on the off chance that you did see any bits worth stealing. :pinkiehappy:

Glad you got a laugh out of it!

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I'm evil that way. :pinkiecrazy:

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I think Celestia broke and fell down laughing well before Twilight could've possibly come up with an answer to that question. :rainbowlaugh:

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I think Celestia just sees the absurdity of the whole situation. Plus, I like to think she sees Twilight as something of a friend, or at least someone she feels a bit closer to than most of her other subjects, seeing as how they spent so much time together before Twilight moved to Ponyville, and so Celestia feels able to "let her mane down" and share a laugh with Twilight and her friends in a way that she probably can't with most other ponies.

Luna, on the other hand, really isn't helping the situation at all. :twilightangry2: She's not intentionally trying to be mean, though; it's just that she literally hasn't laughed like this in a thousand years and, having gotten started, is finding it a bit hard to rein herself in. :rainbowlaugh:

Dear Princess Celestia

Please use your Godlike power to make this Canon.

Your faithful subject
~Bookmark

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Ha! That really is up to DarthLink22, I'm afraid, and he's already indicated that he already had his own plans for the inevitable meeting of Celestia with Applejack and Twilight about this awkward situation, so the odds of this becoming the "official" version of events are probably somewhere between "slim" and "none." I'm glad you enjoyed it anyway, though!

2644797I said "Canon", not part of the Fanfic that this itself is a fic of. I want this , or something like this to be an episode of the Show, hence, my letter.

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I kinda suspect that's even less likely; somehow I can't imagine Hasbro green-lighting a script which involves a drunken Applejack and Twilight french-kissing in Vegas :twilightoops: , Luna throwing out raunchy double-entendres :pinkiegasp: , and Twilight having a meltdown during which she methodically lists off every synonym in the book for "drunk." :rainbowlaugh:

2644973I don't know, Lyra and Bonbon were clearly about to Kiss before Derpy hoped out of the well in, I think it was secret of my Excess, and the reason Berry Punch is considered to be an alcoholic is because the writers explicitly stated that that was the implication they were going for when she drank strait from the punch bowl in Call of the Cutie(which is itself a reference to the works of Howard Philip Lovecraft, an author that definitely not suitable for the target audience of MLP). then we have this line from Owls well that ends well. "Looks like the punch is now *giggles* spiked!" plus having Pony versions of the cast of the Big labowskie appear in the background of Cutie Pox, and that is a Film that is definitely not for kids. So yeah it would need to be toned down, but it could still happen. In my dreams that is


Regardless, knowing that it will never happen can not stop me from hoping

My favorite part of this was how you came up with a ridiculously long explanation for how Twilight performed the spell.

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Heh -- yeah, my inner Douglas Adams kind of took over the keyboard for a bit, there. :derpytongue2:

man i wish this was canon:facehoof:. you have gained a watcher:twilightsmile:

Oh Christ in heaven. This needs to be canon. XD I ... I haven't laughed that hard in months. I needed that. The previous chapter of About Last Night made me laugh so hard I nosebled.

...

I nosebled three times during this. You people are going to kill me from blood loss :pinkiecrazy:

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I thought that explanation sounded familiar! That was easily the best "trilogy" I've ever read!

Also, THIS IS COMEDY GOLD :rainbowlaugh:

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I've been told I have a deadly sense of humor, but I didn't think they meant it literally... :pinkiegasp:

I'm curious now; which bits were the potentially lethal ones? :rainbowlaugh:

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The parts that had me rolling on the floor? Oh Lordie, here we go:

“It would appear... that thy student... hath truly learned the... ‘magic’... of friendship, dear sister!” Luna was saying, barely managing to gasp out the words in between peals of side-splitting laughter as she clutched her forelegs around herself.

“Oh, sweet Maker, roll it back... to the part where she... wiggles her flanks again!” Celestia, the Princess of the Sun, the ever-dignified Solar Diarch, was in no better shape than her sister, stabbing almost blindly at the VCR’s remote control with her hoof as she cried tears of helpless laughter.

“‘Let... the tongues... dance!’” Luna shrieked in unrestrained glee, echoing the lecherous Las Pegasus “priest”, as the newly-wedded (and highly inebriated) Twilight and Applejack on the screen went in for their tongue-wrestling wedding kiss. “Indeed, let them... dance... most merrilyyyAAHAAHAAHAA!” And with that, the Lunar Diarch lost any semblence of self-control as she fell over sideways, wrapping her wings tightly around her aching barrel while her silver-shoed hooves pounded helplessly on the floor.

“Oh my, it sounds... as if the honeymoon... is over already, dear sister!”

“Ah, there you are Twilight... Applejack,” Celestia began, her wings practically vibrating with the effort it was taking her to keep her voice steady. “I apologize for... mmmmhh... waking you and your... er... hmmm... your...”

“...‘cowpony’...!” Luna supplied helpfully from the floor, causing Celestia’s control to slip quite badly for a moment.

“Yes, your... NO! Oh sweet Maker...” Celestia facehooved, shaking her head frantically.

“Oh, come now, my faithful –” Celestia started to say.

“One hopes they have, yes!” Luna interrupted, causing Applejack and Twilight to blush beet-red once more. Even Celestia turned a most undignified shade of pink at that one, which pleased Luna to no end.

This next one IN PARTICULAR...

I am pleased that your studies in... ‘friendship’ –”

“– and the benefits thereof!” Luna added gleefully, pounding her hooves on the floor again.

“I do, however, have one question for you...”

“Yes, Princess?” Twilight asked cautiously.

“Tell me, my most faithful student,” Celestia said, leaning in closer, until she was eye-to-eye with Twilight and Applejack. Applejack had a sudden awful suspicion that she knew exactly what Celestia was going to ask.

Oh, horseapples, please don’t say it... please don’t say it...

“Just how well does your cowpony ride?”

And finally, the ending:

“Swell,” she heard Applejack say beside her. “We just broke the Princesses.”

Twilight just hung her head and sighed. “Somepony shoot me.”

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Luna really isn't helping the situation at all, is she. :rainbowlaugh:

2828453 XD In response, I re-offer this particular quote:

“One hopes they have, yes!”

No, she is not. XD

"Blind bucking drunk."

"Oh come now."
"One would hope they have."

I was dying there lol

Well that was pretty hilarious. :applejackunsure::twilightblush::trollestia:

Epically Humorous!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

"How well does you cowpony ride?" I died. I just about damn near died at that part.

i really hope as the story progresses we see more of these.
fucking hilarious.

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Well, I wouldn't want to piggback off of Darth's story too much; this was just one of those random bursts of inspiration that came about after exchanging a few humorous comments with other readers of About Last Night right around the time chapter 6 was posted. :pinkiehappy: Glad you liked it, though!

SHL

EquesTRON, I have to admit it: with tho work of Darth, I can't stop laughing. You, dear sir, did the same with THIS FUCKING EPIC PIECE OF GOLD!!!!!!!!!!

“Just how well does your cowpony ride?”

THAT WAS AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo *takes a pause to breathe* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You earn a favourite and a follower :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

so they did it, just not described because it is teen? oh hell! I have to see this!!!

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Actually, they didn't, but Celestia and Luna aren't above having some fun at their expense anyway. :rainbowlaugh:

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Good point. But then again, both Celestia and Luna have had millenia to be trolls anyway. It's good to know that even though they are immortal, they are still mares, and know humor well.:pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile:

lol can't stop laughing.... friken luna and her jokes and then celestia asks how does your cowpony ride.... bahahshhahahahahsawall-online.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Princess-Luna-Cracking-Up.jpg

Oh sweet Celestia! That was hilarious! Love the "so how DOES your cowpony ride?" line. That was awesome. This :trollestia: is deserved.

This was epic, as well as further proof as to why Luna is best pony. he had me rolling from her first line. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

I'm hoping there will be more of thee now, or that maybe we can see the blooper reels of this 'movie'. Most excellent.

and suspicously

"suspiciously"

Comment posted by Drifting Heart deleted Apr 8th, 2014

my reaction to this fic

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

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That makes two of us! :rainbowlaugh:

This is brilliant!!!!!!!!

Celestia, the troll that she is, probably wants to find out how well Twilight's cowpony rides for herself. :trollestia:

6387260 NO! NEVER! EVER! IF CELESTIA EVER TRIES TO STEAL TWILIGHT'S COWPONY... SHE WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't....breathe....
Dying....
Help.....
Oh lord, can't breathe......

*dies laughing*
:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

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