Tiny Equine in Everfree

by KuroiTsubasaTenshi

Page 24

“You turn me back right this instant!” You fume.

“I cannot, for I am not an evil enchantress,” explains Prince Horseplace. “But my bargain is true!”

Reluctantly, you must believe him. He makes well to his word and takes you back to his kingdom. There, he showers you in goods and affection. You are wed over the most expensive wedding ever, even more than digests about whatsherpinkface.

You live out your spider days in the crotch of richness. You no longer have need of a cutie mark, but if you did have one, it would be for best decision making.

VICTORY!

Comments

[Aurum]

crotch of richness

[Lurks-no-More]

Awesome. And not only for the translation, which surely is Equestrian As She Is Spoke!

[Normal]

I'll gladly live in the crotch of richness.

[Monkey3000]

So I'm living in richie rich's jock strap......

Attempt # 12

[Eclipsed]

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I only got that after I read the comments.
#TheOneTimeMyMindIsn'tInTheGutter

[Casca]

You live out your spider days in the crotch of richness.

Best line.

[Ice Star]

Attempt #2