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Little weird for a memorial day setup, and I saw a couple spelling errors...
Never the less, good story interesting characters and well written. Congrats, you have gained a follower.
yes
i liek dis
that tiny little question mark... I see it...
That was awesome!
Are you planning to make it a trilogy, like the movies?
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I agree, I would like to know more about why Light Crush was called beast by Jasmine
So....
Berry isnt gay?
Good tale! Good tale! A fun little adventure.
Can we have sequel, or this be turned into a full fledged multi-chapter story!
That was........wait for it................. AWESOME!
That was fucking UNREAL! This needs to be expanded into a multi-parter or something! Think "Hangover Parts 2 and 3".
Very funny and entertaining. Berry reminds me of Drunk Burnie a bit.
There needs to be more of this. I almost feel over I was laughing so hard
Well, this was quite the story. I really hope to see more of this in the future, especially a bit on the lovely scenes we didn't get to see. To be honest, I came here for the sex, but was pleasantly surprised to find a grand story with no actual clop in it. Can't wait to read more by you in the future!
~SolidFire
more adventures of the dragon pack
Well, I fell in love with this story.
It'd be awesome if the Dragon-Pack made another showing, in some future story of yours.
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wow it's amazing, great work man
"Errgh..." he groaned, shielding his eyes from the light of the stars in Princess Luna's mane. "Turn of your hair, man."
hahahaha im weak!
great story! I'm kinda curious as to why Crush's armor was in their place tho and why he woke up in His captain's office.
Commence read.
I liked it.
Maybe there could be another one shot uncovering the rest of the night? Seriously, how did he get into his boss' office and why is his armor there?
Needs a sequel. Also, this fic was absolutely glorious.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
Loved it, got a good laugh at how Berry's new marefriend was revealed.
Absolutely fanastic fanfic, one of the best i've read recently. The premise already is great, as all the details about the duties of guards give so many possibilities. And the copious amount of alcohol just make those possible stories develop. i couldn't help but draw parallels of the misadventures of the royal guards to the famous Gendarmes comedy series or Pratchett's Night Guard. The humour is great, I legitimately laughed out loud at the idea of a one night stand with the Princess of the night. And now I held you responsible for a new favourite couple - Crush and Jasmine - even though I only learned about them a quarter ago.
Oh, and I concur what Crystal Static said: this needs a direct sequel, or at least another story set in the same world.
How to write 12,000 words that actually takes place in twenty minutes.
This is funny and good written story, I wonder if anyone have done a reading of this yet.
heeheehe, I liked this, an awesome one shot.
Nicely written my friend ,nicely written.
Bat ponies for the win~
This....this is bloody glorious I once attempted a crawl with two women and I wound up being sandwiched by both of em who then promptly fell asleep on me.
Was I pissed? Yes, yes I was but happy that I had a couple unconscious women with me........well that sounded much better in my head.
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on tonights episode of "shit that definately happened, i swear on me mum!":
this shit!!!
It’s a very pleasant and wonderful story!