Chapter 14: Sunday, a day of rest. A morning of drinking. An afternoon of bad ides. (s)
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“Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!” The ponies in the bar were cheering for him. They may not have known what he was, but by Celestia he could put them away! The slamming down of the tankard signalled that the seventeenth round had ended, and the stallion opposite trudged away, tail tucked firmly between his legs in embarrassment. The cheering raised the roof as he still managed to stand and get another mug of cider. It was ten thirty on a Sunday morning.
A silenced hush crept towards the bar, as the ponies looked towards the door. The immediately dropped to their knees, bowing as Princesses Celestia and Cadence casually trotted over to the bar. He just sat there sipping his drinking, not even acknowledging their presence. “Well Cadence, I think we have found something to keep him in line. And I might have a drink as well.”
He whipped round at this and stared at her, leaning back against the bar. “Simple rules. First one to finish wins. Have to drink all of it, can't have no spills, or it's the hoover.”
“And what is this 'hoover', if you don't mind me asking?” He motioned behind them, where a couple of just coming of age colts were having a drinking contest between them. One faltered with his mug, and it spilt across the table top. All the ponies eyes turned to back to the bar, and Alec just shrugged his shoulders.
“Hoover.”
The crowd immediately started chanting. “Hoover! Hoover! Hoover! Hoover! Hoover! Hoover! Hoover! Hoover! Hoover! Hoover!” The young colt looked at the princesses embarrassedly, before caving to peer pressure, and sucking up the spilt alcohol until the table was once again dry, gaining another rousing cheer from the crowd. They turned back to see a smirk on his face.
“That, your majesties, was a hoover. So, are you still game?” Celestia sat down next to him, a determined look in her eye.
“Yes, but I have one request. May I choose the drink?” He thought about this for a moment, before shrugging again and nodding. “Excellent! Barkeep, do you have any Dragon Liquor?” She heard a whisper from her side, something along the lines of 'not that stuff again.' The stallion's eyes widened. That drink had not been made in years, and he happened to have a few barrels from when his father had purchased them. He bent down and filled two mugs, the smell from the potent alcohol nearly getting Cadence drunk alone. The mugs were set down, and the crowd backed away as he took a small sniff.
“Holy shit, that is a strong drink! So, what's the winner get?”
“Winner? It is not merely for the honour of out drinking you?”
“Nope, got to be a prize. Mine has been another drink, since the first round. So, what's it going to be?”
“The loser has to... do whatever the winner asks them to do, no exceptions. Do we have a deal?”
“Sure. Okay guys, you know what to do!” The stallion's that surrounded him at first came closer, grins on their faces. They began a countdown.
“Five!”
“Four!” He gripped the mug whilst Celestia lit her horn.
“Three!” The raised the mugs to their mouths.
“Two!” Their eyes shut.
“One!” They put the mugs against their lower lips.
“And... Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!” The race was on, and they seemed to be doing well. Before they knew it, he was on the floor out cold, with more than half the mug over him. Celestia slowly finished her serving and gently placed the mug down. Which, given how strong the liquor was, meant that she slammed it down so hard it dented the bar top and broke the mug. Cadence shook her head and leant towards the barkeep.
“I apologise for her, and his, behaviour and will ensure that you are compensated for any and all damages.” She turned to face the crowds. “And all of you!!! Drinking at this time of the morning! Why, if you were in the Guard, and my Shiny was still Captain, I dread to think what he would do to you!”
“Um... actually...” She turned to face the direction of the small voice, eyes going wide at the white unicorn stallion with an electric blue mane and shield for a cutie mark. “They are guards, and they are his escorts.”
“Drinking whilst on duty? I shall have no choice but to report you all the the Captain when I return to the castle!” The stallions looked at each other nervously, not meeting her gaze. She narrowed her eyes at them. “Where is he?” One stallion carefully lifted his hoof, and slowly pointed to the corner, where said captain was lying on his back across a bench, snoring, with drool and tongue hanging from his mouth. “I should not have even asked. Shining Armour, I will deal with you later.” His head slowly disappeared back amongst the crowd. “Guards!”
The doors slammed open and fifteen ponies entered, equal of all three pony races. “Yes, you majesty?”
“Dragon formation, if you please... again.” They nodded and split up, the five unicorns towards Celestia, who was swaying with some unknown breeze and her opponent, now tying to outdo the captain. The other ten made the others step back giving plenty of room. The unicorn's horns flashed, and they all disappeared, leaving a stunned silence in the bar, but not for long.
“So... Prince Armour... how are you going to handle a bucked off wife?” He made his way to the bar, and sat on a stool.
“Pretty simple, really. Barkeep, a shot of Dragon Liquor please.”
“So come on Luna! Spill! What was it like?”
“Dash! A lady does not kiss and tell! How would you react if somepony were to ask the same about you and Soarin?”
“I'd say that he's the best buck I've ever had, so awesome we created lightning and thunder last night!” The others mares mouths dropped open at her bluntness, whilst said stallion was trying to think of a way that wouldn't go any deeper into their activities. Fortunately, he had an unexpected ally.
“Thunderlane, what's 'buck' mean?” All eyes turned to the colt, who had been running round with the griffon chicks. They too seemed interested in the answer.
“Thanks Dash! Now you can tell them!”
“Fine, when two ponies love each other very much, and want to show it physically, the stallion's dick goes hard and he shoves it into the mares vaggmmmppphhh!” She looked down at her muzzle to see two blue hooves clamping it shut, and then up to see the very shocked eyes of Soarin, who shook his head. She really was blunt and to the point.
“I think maybe I should tell them, Dash.” She looked round a Twilight and relented, leaning against Soarin instead. “Now then, are you sure you want to know?” She received a nod in return, Gilda having already taken her chicks to safety. Twilight disappeared and reappeared very quickly, a book hovering next to her. “Okay then Rumble, we'll start with this book, 'Your body and you'. Come on. Let's go over to the corner so we can have some privacy.”
Everypony was watching the display, so had a shock when Cadence, a squad of guards, a tipsy Celestia, and a slumped human appeared in the throne room. Luna made to speak, but was cut off by Cadence's hoof. “Don't ask, it was Dragon Liquor. Now, I am going to take Celestia to her room so she can sober up. You can do what you want with him! I am then going to await the arrival of my husband.” With that, he was dumped to the floor but didn't wake, the guards following Cadence as she herded Celestia away. Twilight came over and stared at the heap on the ground.
“Well, he certainly knows how to enjoy himself.” Luna said nothing as she lifted him on to her back, and trotted out of the room. “I guess I'm in charge then?” Her hoof slammed to her face when she turned round from Rarity's shout.
“RUMBLE!!! Do not do that here! And not in front of other ponies, EVER!” The colt in the corner looked up confused, his wings spread out... and one of his fore hooves somewhere it shouldn't ever be in public.
It was very peaceful, walking through the woods. I could hear the sounds of animals at a distance, and some birds closer by. There wasn't anyone else around though, so I just kept going. I came across a small pool, being fed by a waterfall near some rocks in a wide clearing. I had been walking for hours, and was sweaty from the humidity. I stripped off my clothes and stepped into the water, finding it refreshingly cool. I swam around a few times, letting the water flow clean off my body. I finally made it to the waterfall, where there was a smooth surface under the water that I could stand on, my waist just below the water line.
I stepped into the downpour, letting it cascade and massage my back. I heard a splash from the other side of the pool, but didn't bother to open my eyes. I could hear something coming closer, and then wading across the rock. I felt hands join the water, kneading into my shoulders. I turned round to see Sarah, as naked as I was, her body glistening from the water as it traced her shape. I pulled her close and stared into her blue eyes, before leaning down and kissing her.
Luna was unsure about how to react. She had entered his dream to see what the dopey grin on his face was about, and had followed him through the woods, and into the pool. He seemed fine with her being there, and it brought heat to her cheeks as he kissed her. Once he finally pulled away, a look of shock crossed his features, before settling as a smile. His hand traced down her back, and gently squeezed her flank. She let out a shocked gasp, but she couldn't, and wouldn't tell him to stop.
I pulled away from Sarah, and found myself looking at Luna. It was a little worrying at first, but then I saw the same eyes, and I knew why I was drawn to her in the first place. She shared so many traits with Sarah, it was like she was reincarnated as a pony. But... I'm not a Buddhist, so I don't believe in that crap. I let my hand slide along her back, and gently squeezed her flank. She let out a gasp, but the smile on her face told me it was okay. I pulled her back for another kiss, her fore hooves wrapped around my neck. I felt her tongue push against my lips, and parted them to allow her entry... but not to let her win. She let out an annoyed growl at first, but once my other hand found it's destination, it turned into a purr instead.
She pulled away and gasped for breath whilst my fingers kept working at her, watching as her face scrunched up with pleasure. I removed my hands from her, getting an annoyed huff, and heading towards the shore. I sat on a rock just under the water line, enough to keep me hidden to prying eyes. I don't know how she did it, but Luna managed to sexy 'swim' towards me. I opened my arms eager to receive her, but she stopped short, dipping under the surface. I was confused at first, but then felt her lips around me. Her head popped out enough so that her nostrils were clear, and looked at me with eyes full of pleading.
I looked around to make sure we were alone, and then nodded to her. My eyes snapped shut with pleasure the moment she started. It was new, unique, and utterly terrifying. She could easily bite it off with those teeth, but instead they added to the pleasure. It didn't take long for me to build up, and I ran my hand through Luna's mane as she continued, her tongue doing things no human tongue could ever do. It wasn't long now, not long at all. “Luna.... I'm gonna...”
Her head started to bob even faster, he tongue moving up and down even more. My back arched as I finally released, my hand gripping her mane, and Luna stopped for a moment, but then carried on, getting every last drop. After tensing up so much, I fell back to the rock, utterly exhausted. Luna came out of the water and turned around, going to settle her back against me. I had other ideas, and slipped out of the way, letting her get in to nearly the same position I was. She looked at me very meekly, fore hooves pulled to her chest and rear legs crossed. I could see in her face she knew my intention, but she seemed not to want to do that.
She had just taken control, and now it was my turn. I didn't drop my gaze from her eyes as I placed my hands on her legs, and she bit her lip with anticipation as I pulled them apart. She tried to put them back, but I held them there, not allowing her to. Her wings were at full spread, and floated around in the water, as I lowered myself down to her marehood. Her eyes close as I got closer, and with one final look I dove in, feeling her legs tense as I held them there and traced her folds with my tongue. She was so wet, she was wetter than the water, and even with it covering my ears, I could hear her moans...
Luna could barely breath. She thought she'd do something nice for him, but surely she was receiving more pleasure from this! She briefly wondered why no stallion had done this with her before, but her mind shut down as his tongue made another pass, having already worked out her more stimulating areas. She wasn't going to last much longer, her breathing shallow, coming out with moans of pleasure, and her cheeks were burning. She longed to move her legs, wrap them around his head so he could not escape.
Instead he kept them there, squeezing them each time she tried to move. Her wings would not respond the her commands, and she desperately wanted to move them. Her whole body tensed and she ran her fore hooves through his hair as his tongue suddenly started to give the utmost attention to her clit. She was almost to the point of release, and the he pulled away. She felt him trying to get past her fore hooves, but there was not way she was letting him leave her like that! She allowed him to breath, and as he did so, he looked over her body, smiling at her condition.
She knew how she looked, and she didn't care, not with the way she was feeling right now. She gently raised a fore hoof and hooked it around his neck. And then shoved his head back down, where he immediately continued. It didn't take long for her to peak again, but this time he didn't stop. Luna's cries of ecstasy sent birds scattering for miles, and she had the feeling of flying through the air rush through her.
I slowly came awake on a really soft bed, and noticed a set of diaphanous dark blue curtains hanging from the canopy. So I was back in Luna's room? Last thing I remember was drinking with Celestia. With that realisation also came the fact that my crotch was wet. I tried to look, but then discovered Luna lying over me, her rear legs wrapped around my left leg, and her left fore leg draped across my chest. For some reason my left knee was soaking wet as well... “Fuck, that was a dream though, right?”
I remembered back to the conversation about my nightmares I had with Celestia, something being said about that realm belonging to Luna. Which meant that when she... and in the real world I... and then I... and she... I tried to gently place my hand between her legs, just to check, but her legs snapped shut and trapped it there. Now I couldn't remove it without waking her up. Fortunately I didn't have to, as she slowly stirred.
I closed my eyes again and pretended to be asleep, hearing her gasp when I felt a hoof go between her rear legs. “Oh my... that's never happened before.” I felt a hoof press gently down on my crotch. “Perhaps he was aware? No, I didn't give him any indication, he must not know.” So, she was in my dream? I felt her carefully extract herself, doing the utmost to not disturb me. I heard a door shut to the side, and then the sound of running water hit my ears. Should I? What would she do if I did? Would she take offence..or allow me to continue? Only one way to find out.
I got off the bed and stripped off, noticing that I was already at full attention. I made my way towards the running water, and opened the door. I could see Luna in the shower, steam billowing around her, and her mane was no longer floating, but hanging down around her neck. It then finally hit me. I no longer cared about the fact that she was a pony, and I was human. Right there, right then, she was the pinnacle of beauty. I placed my hand on her back, just above the wings, and she turned to look at me.
I just smiled and she looked down, then back to my face, her expression... would've made any stallion melt. Instead, I pushed her up against the wall, pressing in to her. Her rear legs wrapped around my waist, whilst her forelegs wrapped around my head, pulling me closer. I had initially intended to help her wash... but this was much more enjoyable.
Shining Armour carefully pushed open the door to his castle suite and stuck his head in. He saw Cadence asleep on the bed, and silently entered, shutting the door and sliding in behind her. He thought he had gotten away from it, until she rolled over to face him with angry eyes. Before she could say anything, he dove in for a passionate kiss, hoping that it would placate her. It seemed to work, and she gave a low purr, but then he realised something was very, very wrong. He pulled away and found himself not staring into those passionate purple eyes, but instead into luminous green insectoid ones. He leapt out of bed and lit his horn, staring angrily at the thing on his bed. “What the buck do you think you are doing here, Chrysalis?”
The green eyed Cadence slowly stood and walked towards him. As she did, a green flame swirled around her, revealing the changeling queen. “Aw, what's the matter? Am I not allowed to visit my favourite pony?” She added a pout to her question.
“I do not care if I am you favourite! I wish for you to leave right now!”
“Leave? But I was invited here! Not only to the castle, but to this room!”
“Who in their right mind would invite you here?”
“That would be me.” His eyes went wide as he recognised his wife's voice, and hi body refused his mind's commands to turn around. Unfortunately this proved to be his undoing, as a chair was thrust against his back, forcing him to sit in it. Chrysalis jumped into his lap and forced his fore hooves to the back of the chair, where Cadence was waiting. He felt rope go around his hooves, then across his chest, making sure he couldn't leave. Cadence finally came in front of him, and swapped places with Chrysalis. “Do you remember when we talked about our fantasies? What you admitted to? Well, after your disgraceful behaviour in the tavern, I thought I'd get my revenge, by going through with one of mine, one that I didn't tell you.”
He tried to imagine just what it was, and why it involved Chrysalis, but he couldn't think straight with Cadence stroking his cheek, and... something else. “So, we still got a deal?”
“Yes Chryssy, we do. You help me, and trust me, you'll get a whole lot of love energy.” Cadence got off his lap and laid down on the bed, the changeling joining her. “Okay, just like we agreed.” A swirling green flame surrounded her again, and she leant towards Cadence, who leant into the kiss herself. Shining found himself drooling, unable to look away, as his wife was making out... with his wife.
The ropes went taught as he longed to join them.
“Rainbow Dash, could you please explain why I have just delivered some red, green and clear glass, a whole reel of copper wire, and six magic batteries?”
“Any why I had to deliver a range of light weight but durable fabrics? And why he only accepted ones that match the Wonderbolts uniform?” She looked back and forth from Rarity and Twilight Sparkle, before turning her back them.
“Yes, I can explain that, but I'm not going to! It's a surprise, and he doesn't want anypony to know about it!”
“Then how come you and the others know?”
“Easy, because it involves us!” Rarity trotted past, and began nuzzling Thunderlane under the chin. The stallion stood like a statue from the glare Rainbow was giving him
“Thunderlane, darling, would you tell me what he's working on in there?” He refused to meet her gaze, and closed his eyes when she started to pout. It was time to pull out the next level of seduction, so she leant up to his ears and began whispering. “You know, I hear pegasi wings are quite sensitive, given the right stimulation. And I just happen to have read almost all books on the subject.” She gave his ear a quick nibble, and pulled away, before letting it go. His wings were at full mast.
“Okay! You Win! The thing he's working on will allow him to flooow!”
“Pinkie! I told ya before, that's stuff is supposed to stay at the shop!” Every set of eyes, including those of the princesses, and the guards, snapped round at Joe, who suddenly became very nervous. “Uh, I m-mean, Pinkie Pie, where did you get that whip from?”
“Well duh! I got it from your closet silly!” She turned back around after giving him a quick kiss. “And you mister! You Pinkie Promised! And nopony breaks a Pinkie Promise!”
Rarity turned back to Thunderlane. “Is this true? Did you Pinkie Promise not to tell us?” He nodded once. “Well... in that case, I suppose we can wait.” A flash from Celestia's horn caught their gaze, and she opened the scroll.
“Ah, he is ready! Come everypony, to the observatory. Mr Thunderlane, Miss Dash, I believe you know where to head?” The saluted and took off, head for a certain corridor.
“Uh Celestia, I thought he couldn't use magic?”
“He can't. Oh I forgot to tell you! He requested Spike's aid, so I sent a chariot for him. He is currently assisting Alec with his construction project.” Twilight slowed down, and once the crowd had passed, teleported into the makeshift workshop that had once been Luna's private library. There were bits of paper everywhere, scrunched up and thrown to the floor. But on the desk were six pristine pieces. Five of them had measurements of the Wonderbolts, and a strange altered uniform. She looked at the sixth and saw a similar design, but with his measurements. He couldn't fly, so why would he make this?
She teleported back to the group, who were just entering the observatory, and showed the design to Celestia. “You've got to stop him! What ever it is, he can't be allowed to do this!”
“It's okay Twilight, he knows what he is doing, and once I helped with the design, I knew I could trust him.”
“You helped him?”
“Yes, he would have asked you, but he said you still had to regain his full trust. I know you understand. Now come, lets us look upon the mountain.” The outer balcony of the observatory had changed a little. The was now an electronic telescope, hooked up to a screen. It was Luna's, so she flicked it on and followed the instructions from the note he gave her. The screen centred on her private balcony, and she could see shapes moving on it.
Six red lights and six green lights lit up, and were raised up as the shadows stood on the balcony. White lights appeared on them, five in the shape of ponies, and one in the shape of a human. They watched as he fell, calmly speeding to the ground, the Wonderbolts diving after him. They could see the lights shine on the mountain, and the pegasi trying to catch him. But then they slowed down, becoming an arrowhead formation behind him. He flipped over, allowing the lights to shine towards the castle.
Luna held her breath as he breached the point where Dash and Soarin had rescued him, see the red and green lights on him move away from his body. Instead of continuing to fall, he began to glide towards the towers, which they noted were lit up from spotlights on the ground. They'd have to talk to the guard about this. He hadn't slowed down, and began darting in and out of the towers, the pegasi following his every move. He managed to catch a thermal current, and used it to gain altitude, before again changing direction and heading towards to observatory.
The pegasi fell in behind him, and they saw the lights on his back reflect on their underside. They slowly went out, and the Wonderbolts shot forward, performing a fly past of the observatory, going around and over it. The ponies gathered watched as they we bathed in light from the trails of smoke, fire, thunder, lightning and rainbows.
They could just make him out, slowly floating down to their level. A couple of the spotlights in the garden highlighted him. There was some ropes coming from a harness around his chest, leading to a piece of fabric floating on the night sky. The ponies backed away as he got closer, with the exception of Luna, who was to astonished to move. She did step back from the edge when she noted he seemed to be aiming for her. He touched to floor of the balcony, and the fabric floated down as well. Once past him, the rest of the assembled ponies gasped, than started applauding as they saw him share a passionate kiss with Luna.
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a parachute
2702612 Well, that part was obvious, but it is only part of the whole thing.
was he in one of those squirrel suits that let him glide and also you didn't do a bad job on the 'clop'
2702727 Yes it was, designed to match the Wonderbolts uniform. More commonly known as 'wingsuits' these days. And just wait till you see Rarity's reaction to the attempts that didn't make it.....
So, it wasn't too bad then? Cool, but I don't know if we'll venture down that road again.
A Soul to Spare. That's where you got the Dragon Liquor from.
I think you shot yourself in the foot from trying to pair up every. single. pony. I mean, it's not bad for a rather whimsical story, as it seems you really don't have too much direction (you've hinted at a plot with the other humans elsewhere), but good lord. Yeah. You shot yourself in the foot. And then took off part of your face.
I know that he has bin using parts from his ship to make these devises. Will the ponys want to duplicate these marvels? The weapons? The TV and more? after all he is a engineer.
There, this is complete.
Now I shall truly return tomorrow afternoon (afternoon for me, as I recall you're in the UK)
Well... Aside from the fact that you should probably change the rating to mature,,, I got nothin'.
ok two things
that was pretty damn funny.
and two,
fuck you cadence, you bitch.
Dragon liquor enchanted wine to make you drunk beyond belive I've read the story dragon liquor is from DnD
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Insextion.
Does it say something bad about my childhood when my sister pretty much said the same thing to me when I was like 8?
Wasn't dragon liquor from under the starry skies?
he made a paramotor
Good story brohoof
Let me give you some advice, if you are going for a sex scene, just go all the way. I’m not complaining just some constructive criticism. Making if half way confuses people on what’s going on, and if you’re reading the scene means that you didn’t skip it so their’s no point in censuring it.
What.....the......fuck!