Overreacting and The Stupidity that Follows Suit

by OverthoughtName

How This Came to Be

Stranger: Season four man...this winter
Stranger: I wonder who it will be
Stranger: *how
You: Good I hope
Stranger: Certainly different considering that twilight is now immortal...
Stranger: and she is an alicorn...
You: No one said she's immortal
Stranger: So either alicorns have an excessively large life span...or they're immortal.
Stranger: Or Celestia...and luna are clones!
Stranger: Of the original Celestia and Luna!
You: I think only Celestia and Luna are immortal, but not Cadence or Twi
Stranger: THAT WOULD BE TRIPPY
Stranger: But why are they immortal?!
Stranger: I'm pretty sure a 20mm round can change that :P
You: The sun and moon are forever lasting thus so are the princesses
Stranger: Perhaps they just represent the moon and sun...
Stranger: You can kill gods...it's difficult, but they can be killed.
Stranger: Somepony needs to try that.
Stranger: Lol! Laren Faust wants mlp to end with them all exploding aparently
You: They fucking control the sun and moon, I don't think you could kill them unless you had a greater power
Stranger: Perhaps they lie just to stay in power....
Stranger: So many questions...maybe they will be answered eventually.
You: I son't think Cadence and Twi are immortal because love and magic aren't forever lasting, thus making them mortal
Stranger: You would think that the 'mane' six would be immortal considering that they hold the most powerful magic basically.
You: Who knows?
Stranger: And if celestia was all 'the shit' she could have easily defeated queen crysalis when they confronted each other.
Stranger: A love meter filled up all the way can not match a magic factor that can control the sun....
You: Maybe Chrysalis is the GREATER POWER
Stranger: I mean honestly, Celestia has basically the most power-...
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: WE MUST LOVE UPON CHRYSALIS!
Stranger: NOT SEX
You: Well, they are killing off Luna in season four
Stranger: ....well maybe sex
Stranger: WHAT?!
Stranger: THEY ARE?!
Stranger: BULLSHIT
Stranger: You can't do that to luna!
You: Completely tru
Stranger: Gimme my fucking cross-hyperdimensional teleporter!
Stranger: I'M OUT OF HERE! I GOTTA GO KILL CELESTIA
You: All I got is a TARDIS
Stranger: REALLY?!
You: YUp
Stranger: LET'S GO MAN!
You: Fine, let me get the Doctor
Stranger: I'LL BRING MY 20MM BASS CANNON! AND CANNON!
Stranger: FUCK YEAH!
Stranger: This is gonna happen!
You: Fine I'll get Vinyl
Stranger: Alright, I'll ask dash if...wait...she's loyal...can't ask her to come.
You: Let me get my death keytar
Stranger: she's probably there already anyway
Stranger: Let me get darth vader.
You: No! Vader isn't welcome in Equestria
Stranger: Yes!
Stranger: We must put him and luna in poewr!
Stranger: *power!
Stranger: Maybe richtofin while we're at it...
You: How 'bout we rule with Luna
Stranger: Naw...Not my cup of tea.
Stranger: I'll gladly be the person who gets stuff done...if you know what I mean.
You: Oh, well then I'll rule with Luna, I'm already half way there
Stranger: Navy Seals.
Stranger: Yup!
Stranger: I'm already there.
Stranger: Give me the firing order when ready.
You: Gimme a minute the TARDIS is just reaching Canterlot castle
Stranger: Affirmative, holding position.
You: Damn time portal, fucking useless
You: 10 seconds
Stranger: Are you here yet?
Stranger: Good...-hoof lays on trigger-
You: 5,4,3,2,1, OKAY! I'm here, FIRE!
Stranger: -pulls trigger-
Stranger: DAMMIT! HOW?!
Stranger: OH SHIT!
Stranger: OH SHIT!
You: WHAT IS IT!
Stranger: MOVE! MOVE! GO GO GO!
Stranger: IT'S COMING WHAT THE F- *static*
You: WHAT IS IT? ANSWER ME DAMMIT!
Stranger: -dragon comes out of the castle-
You: FUCK IT"S SPIKE
Stranger: FIRE FIRE FIRE!
Stranger: -dragon roars-
You: OKAY, EVERYONE TO THE TARDIS, I'LL TELEPORT YOU TO IT WITH LUNA
Stranger: CELESTIA IS DOWN! BUT THEY'RE COMING! BUG OUT! NOW!
You: *Teleports*
Stranger: *trips*
Stranger: [That escalated quickly]
Stranger: [Turns from normal conversation...ish...to semi-rp XD]
Stranger: [Good job everypony, give yourselves a hoof.]
You: [But now I rule]
You: Brohoof /)
Stranger: [And zombies have just been unleashed too ^_^]
Stranger: /)
Stranger: Good job man, that was fun XD
You: Yeah you too
Stranger: I think we got more accomplished in these few minutes
Stranger: than other times I've talked to people in a few hours.
You: I think I need to write a fic about this
Stranger: XD

Author's Note:

This was the conversation I had that led me to make this fic. It's not important, as I deviated from the original idea almost entirely, but I feel that it came out better now than it did then. Enjoy reading about two people and their stupidity!