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Time Turner has a plan. Go to Los Pegasus, enter a poker tournament and win money. It’s a good plan if you intend to cheat your way to victory. But this tournament also has other ponies willing to cheat as well, and they’re not going to give up that prize easily.

Then there’s another wrinkle in the grand plan. Cloud Kicker is also on her way to Los Pegasus in search of fun, and she’s found somepony interesting to follow. Somepony she still hasn’t crossed off her 'To Bang' list.

Despite his objections, Time Turner will need her help; because Los Pegasus isn't an earth pony friendly city. The seats can’t be sat on, the storm cloud oven wants to electrocute him, and it’s a long way down if you decide to step outside.

Set in Chengar Qordath's Winningverse as part of The Cloud Kicker Fan Club and Winningverse Group's anniversary month.

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 101 )
Comment posted by 621Chopsuey deleted May 24th, 2013

Brilliant. Just bloody brilliant.

*Shakes head and claps slowly* That was beautiful.

Making fun of Gilda — it was Gilda, right? — was priceless.

The descrip reminds me of a chapter of Bros in Equestria.
I'll check it out at some point.

Great job. I was smiling throughout the whole story:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

The very first paragraphs have grammatical errors that disrupt the flow of this thing. Hand this off to a proofreader, maybe, or give it a thorough go-over.

Hmm, looks like Cloud Kicker's got a formidable opponent. This should be fun.

That was Gilda. Time Turner doesn't know or care who she is, but Cloud Kicker does.
Ever since she upset Fluttershy, Gilda's been marked for doom.

I was woken up by a breeze blowing across my face. I opened my eyes and found myself staring up the nose of a mare whose name I couldn’t remember.

What happened last night? I yawned and looked around. There were another four pegasi mares on the bed with me.

When a chapter starts like that, you know it's gonna be awesome.

Nice screenshot. CK is definitely planning some unpleasantness for Gilda.

Very nice story, by the by.

Um. What.

Okay, I have to read this after I read the Lyra story. *scribble scribble*

When will this be mature?

I don't write clop. But I will insinuate situations that happen behind the scenes. Best not to think about what five mares and one stallion will get upto in a princess sized cloud bed.

Cloud Kicker banged them all, while Time Turner was left wondering when he would get a turn.

“Reset,” I said and the world froze. A grin crossed my face as time reversed and brought the unicorn thief back toward me. This is my special talent; it allows me to turn time backwards by up to forty two seconds.

Er... no. This is not something earth ponies do. The show implies that going back a single week is the hardest thing the most powerful ACTUAL SPELLCASTER in the show ever did.

I could've accepted that he has some kind of crazy gadget that lets him do this, but just being born able to do that? Shatters my suspension of disbelief.

Counter assertion: Explain Pinkie Pie.
Anyway, Turner can only time turn by forty two seconds, and then it becomes unusable for a good two minutes or so. This is explained more deeply elsewhere, but I'll also mention Turner's mark is a paradox and he is deficient in several other normal earth pony skills.


He isn't any good at bucking which is why he works with time pieces right?

The only time he goes near a farm is during winter wrap up and he'd have to rebuck a tree several times to get the same result Applejack can get in a single kick.

I liked before reading.:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

"This deal is getting worse all the time"

Love your knowledge on star wars :D

That was hilarious :rainbowlaugh: i love all of the innuendos

2560228 What so hard to believe in a world of magical talking ponies? Beside ponies are better than other in function of their talents Twilight talent is magic, but Docor is time itself so it wouldn't be so hard to believe that he could have this power. Pinkie Pie did much more than just go back a few seconds in time and she's also a Earth pony

Oh wow, I'm really liking the characterization. :pinkiehappy:

“That was for Eepysqueak.”

Looks like Gilda picked the wrong week to go gambling. (Wait for it...)

2559198 That look she's getting from Cloudy pretty much says it, too.

“Nopony ever wants to upset the apple cart.”

Oh, you... :facehoof:

He can turn back time? That's not a special talent, that's flat out sorcery. How?

"Boop." :rainbowlaugh: Perfect ending joke.

2559198 It's interesting how the animation just happens to vaguely support certain head canon notions.

Well, that was delightfully ludicrous :D

I saw one reference... ONE!


The Doctor can go back in time and change flux time points. Although not as strong, this pony, that is based on the doctor, can also go back in time and change the future.

The Doctor is from Doctor Who. Hence the "Fedora's are cool." Which is a reference from Doctor Who and relates to a quote such as, "Bowties are Cool." or "Fez Hat's are Cool."

The More you Know~

Got a feeling that Card Shark is going to return. On another note, I like your writing style. It has a nice flow and keeps me reading. :twilightsmile:

That ending was just hilarious!:rainbowlaugh: Great story. I really enjoyed it. :twilightsmile:



That felt good. What better than schooling a douche griffon than her ass getting kicked in the name of Fluttershy?

Oh, no one will upset the apple cart. Not at all.

Welp. This ended just as well than the rest of it was. Good job!

It just... Yeah. It had lulz, satisfaction of showing up douches, more lulz, banging, and a great ending. And stuff.

Will read again!

For whoever cares, the smell of Rain hitting dry earth is called Petrichor.

Good story! you should check out my crossover story! :yay::heart:

an excellent addition to the 'verse :twilightsmile:

That was a lot of fun.

Interesting premise, though I must say that the story could have used one more round of editing. I spotted at least a dozen typos / missing words in the first chapter already. Apart from that, I'll see where this goes...

Probably, but I had competing deadlines to meet. Still, it came out well enough and i'm proud of it.

It's interesting that Time Turner seems somewhat tribalist, he doesn't seem to think much of Unicorns or Pegasus, although this could just be looking at things from an Earth Pony perspective.

Hah. Blueblood as a Princess. Nice.

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