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Jondor


Fabulous, darling.

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Written for the Variety is the Spice of Life challenge. Each prompt features a different Mane 6 x Mane 6 ship.

Teen Sex tag applies only to certain chapters (noted in the titles) for edgier content, but nothing explicit.

Chapters are presented in the order of the tags given in the original challenge, not in the order written.

(10 of 15 ships done, new chapters will be posted as the rest are written.)

Cutie marks in cover image and chapter banners came from here.

Chapters (10)
Comments ( 92 )

Personally I enjoyed the Twinkie the best though of course I would have loved to read the actual scenes in action rather than just a report but it was still fun.

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I would have liked to have written it that way, but there was no way I could have done it justice, so I went the comedy route instead. :twilightblush:

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Well I really enjoyed so I am glad it was written like that. I just think it would be fun to have an elaboration of that event too (or really I am just selfish as Twinkie is one of my favorites).

which chapters have which?

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Read and find out. :trollestia:

Also, the banner at the top of each chapter should be a pretty strong clue. :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

2580261 so are you just gonna do the thing with just the mane 6? Cause I'm gonna avoid this like the plague if that's the case.

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Then I suggest you strap on your oxygen mask and run from the shipping germs. :pinkiesick:

(Also, read the description, it's pretty clear. :facehoof:)

2580271 no, it just says 'mane 6 ships'. That doesn't imply that they couldn't be shipped with non-mane-6 ponies.

Who other but Twarity to be the reason for a sex tag? They are hooves down easily the sexiest Mane Six ship. :derpytongue2:

...dammit, that was adorable. (And I don't even ship Flutterjack.)

'Oh my gosh, this show's gonna have songs?!'

Pinkie Pie, can you at least pretend that the fourth wall is there?! :rainbowlaugh:

Anyway, this is really good so far! (But I am dying from lack of Rarijack and TwiDash asdfghjkl. They better be up soon. :pinkiecrazy:)

I love how each log gets less and less scientific in its wording. That was adorable :pinkiehappy::heart::twilightblush:

2580696 Tchernoborg summed it up beautifully:rainbowlaugh:

2580488 says the person with an AJ Rarity icon :raritywink::rainbowlaugh:

Interesting but felt too short to have a lot on impact. Still nicely done and creative.

2581138 But it's true, though. I mean, try to find a Twarity story that doesn't have sexual hints in it and try to find a Twarity clop that isn't sexy as hell. I dare you. The couple is like sex on legs or something.

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Exactly what I was going for. :pinkiehappy:

That and Pinkie trying to connect with Twilight through Baking Science(tm).

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I'll admit, I haven't read a huge amount of RariLight (certainly not compared to AppleDash for instance), but all the ones I have read seem to fall into one of two cliches:

1. Rarity likes Twilight, Twilight is dense, or
2. Twilight wants dating advice, Rarity provides (and then some).

My first idea was a variation on the second and not very original or at all saucy. So this idea just sort of happened to be there, I tried to make it at least plausible.

Hmmm...I remember seeing something very similar to this, but I didn't make it so I can find it easily again...forgot the name, but it was basically the same as this: 15 shippings with all combinations of the mane 6...oh man, I just realised that there will be Apple Pies in this...

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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/77069/the-combinatorics-project ?

Also, jondor, this chapter was cute too. Though I kinda want to see Big Mac's trials with the Pie twins now! :rainbowlaugh:

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La la la, not listening. Not letting Tcherno fill my head with any more ideas right now. :derpytongue2:

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I've already got an expanded prompt and a sequel in the works because of you. XP

MacPie sandwich will have to wait its turn at the very least.

Details are classified

Twilight, everyone knows that means you spent the evening fuckin'.

2580493 This actually reminds me VERY strongly of Cloudy Skies' Fluttershy x Applejack stories.

2582073 Hate to say it but I kinda wanna see how Mac's adventures with Inkie and Blinkie work out too. That might be the first Mac story I read on purpose.

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Curse you unforgettable throw-away gags! :flutterrage:

I shall, consider it. :trixieshiftright:

2584382 You could make it a side story to an Applejack x Pinkie pie, if the Mac thing is too boring for ya ;) You obviously liked that chapter.

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I did just write that as a throwaway gag, but it's an interesting idea and I may pick it up at some point as a proper story or a bonus short or something. I just have a bunch of other stuff already started that I want to finish first.

the funniest...next chapter!

HOLY CRAP I JUST COMMENTED, I didn't know the comment goes to the last chapter...and it had to be the one with Apple Pies in it JUST to make me look like a fool...anyways, yeah, Apple Pies...never really figured that that would ever happen...

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Haha, my evil scheme is a success!

But on a serious note, neither did I until I read TheLastBrunnenG's short that I linked in the authors notes. Ever since MMC aired though, I couldn't get that smile that AJ gives Pinkie out of my mind. My shipping goggles went crazy right then even though ApplePie is still on the lowest rung of my personal Mane 6 shipping ladder.

I loved that one. RariLight is a sexy ship.

I was about to loudly proclaim Rarity's father a Unicorn.

Then I realized he never took the hat off, and thus we cannot confirm that.

Bollocks.

Also, hey, why'd you slap this one at the top? I'm curious as to your organizational scheme.

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Chapters are presented in the order of the tags given in the original challenge, not in the order written. :trollestia:

That's why.

Also because my OCD works in mysterious ways and this way it's harder for people to skip right to their favorite ships. :pinkiecrazy:

Here I was expecting her to point to her diamonds. If that's not rock-related I dunno what is~ :rainbowlaugh:

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Well, she did sweep her hoof past them as part of the gesture. I liked the imagery of Rarity's horn and Pinkie's eyes lighting up and that was the least awkward way I thought to write her cutie mark into it. :twilightblush:

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It just gave the impression she was ignoring it for the rest of the farm though >.>

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Can't win them all. I'll fix it later if I think up a better way to write it in. You're right that the cutie mark is the important part there.

Awwwwww, we need more RariPie and GODDAMN THIS WAS CUTE.

Dang…second ever RariPie I've ever read, and this was a heckuvalot better than the other one…

Can't say I see the need to tag it as sex... I didn't notice anything suggestive to warrant it.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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It's borderline maybe, but I did make some quite opaque references to their bedroom activities and described Rarity hugging Applejack as if mounting her, so I think it earned the warning.

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Possible, but it's really tame enough to not need it, I think.

~Skeeter The Lurker

2636524 Mind not the author, good sir, he merely wishes to cover his flank in case of those who more sensitive.

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Nah, Rarity covered a flank enough for everyone in this chapter! :raritywink:

OooooOOOOooooOooOoOOoooOOoh...RariJack.
Yes, I just had to copy/paste that.

In somewhat related news, does anyone here read Asylum by Daemon of Decay?

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