Yes hilarious age, species and gender swap.

Also... M60? How about... M134 minigun :)

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Good sir, it appears that I'm too weak to hold up a minigun! Still, you're the first person to suggest me having a minigun on any of the websites I have this story on.

Can never go wrong with an M60, beautifully made weapon

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Damn Skippy it is!

I WILL NOT bring you a fucking nuclear missile.

Now I want a nuke...
... I'm kidding

... How bout a HAMR?

Honestly, poison joke.. I GESTED IT CORRECTLY! plus, M60, TIME TO GUN DONE CHANGLINGS! Also I wished he got a minigun.

This is so badddassssssss

YES
A call of duty reference using a juggernaut. You are the BEST military in Equestria writer EVER

I WANT M1A3 Abrams!!!!!!!

I know this is out of context now, but the m60 thing reminded me. When you said an M4 dropped out of the sky, it took me about 10 paragraphs to realize "oh, it's a gun. Not a World War II tank. That makes more sense."

But imagine the possibilities of a tank...

4702125 wow it even said magazines for crying out loud

4488242 Miniguns are rather heavy and cumbersome... You would not have a good time carrying those bad boys around for hours.

"As long as it's within reason. I know what human weapons are capable of, so I WILL NOT bring you a fucking nuclear missile." Dam why must you ruin all my plans for world domination!

He HAS TO WEAR THE SUIT while he's using the M60. HE HAS TO.

3459633 I was thinking the same thing XD

FINALLY MARK GETS TO CATCH A BREAK!!!!

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You thought a SHERMAN DROPPED OUT OF THE SKY?! WAIT, A FUCKING SHERMAN?! OH YES. YES YES YES YES!!!

5647271 I would pay to see that happen....

Even though a minigun is to heavy, you can use a microgun.
-Comment a few years late.

As long as it's within reason. I know what human weapons are capable of, so I WILL NOT bring you a fucking nuclear missile

aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww but i wanna use a nuke~

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I feel ya, I feel ya

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hehehehe... big boom

'Wasn't planning on a nuke. Have you ever heard of an M60?' I asked.

YEEEEEESSSS!!!! I fucking LOVE the M60, the most badass MG ever created imho