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GaryOak


Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

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Rainbow X Braeburn

Eh.

>Threesome involving Celestia

HOLD UP SON

Huh.

Never thought of THAT paring.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Pinkie, you glorious bastard, you. :rainbowkiss:

Oh Pinkie... :facehoof:

DaFuq did I just read? it was pinkie?
uhhh
:pinkiesick:
*gets up from chair and walks away*

Well, my calculations are complete. Braeburn is a time lord, and his balls are a TARDIS.

Wait pinkie? really? *shuts of computer, goes to sleep, has nightmares of pinkie* :pinkiesick:

I honestly should not be surprised.

.........:pinkiesick:

Still funny the second time. Good show, chap, good show.

Dude, your clop fics have some of the most confusing endings. Like more confusing than Prof. Oak's random Alzheimer fits. :twilightsheepish:

FUCK YES! Sequel! I shall read.

:rainbowwild::twilightoops: crazy awesome

Very nice sequel. Will there be a sequel to the sequel?

Sequel!!! :pinkiecrazy:

Gary muthabucking Oak... :rainbowlaugh:

... This has got to be one of the most unexpected plot twists I've seen.
Cute cover pic BTW.

That is one hell of a troll by Pinkie, but it would explain how she was so easily able to consume all of Braeburn. All that confectionary consuming would certainly do the trick.

Okay, I thought I'd read good hilarious porn before, but this one takes the fucking cake.

...Wait, how did Pinkie pull off the wingjob?

That was simultaniously ultra hot, random, wacky and funny.

Oh, and may I add that I CAME:yay:

An amazing short piece of mindless, unrealistic, crazy sex, all wrapped around in a comedy infused bun of creative analogies.
This story demands a sequel or a possible expansion on the crazy, random world you've created.

Only Pinkie Pie's Powers could have allowed her to do what she just did.:rainbowlaugh:

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THAT'S what you're worried about?! I'm wondering how: 1. she was able to move an inflated suit two or three times her size so easily and 2. how neither of them noticed the suit felt fake (or some such):rainbowlaugh:

the wingjob is easily explainable though

2543457
Pinky defies logic and Physics
Thats all that needs to be said

How the hell did Pinkie take 20+ inches in her mouth?

Rainbow placed her muzzle against Celestia's begging vagina. It smelled like tuna

Ha Fishy Fanny :rainbowlaugh:

Lucky, lucky trolling Pinkie :pinkiehappy:

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She's Pinkie Pie, live with it. :ajbemused:

Well... I had another fourgasm. Thumbs up! :heart:

I don't... Wha-... What is this?:applejackconfused:.... I'm not....





Okay:ajsleepy:

Not to be outdone, Celestia abandoned her tease, and instead slid in and out of Rainbow's cunny while the other rubbed on her flank.

You might want to mention that's her hoof.

She could not help but stare into Celestia's kind, loving, and sincere light cerulean eyes.

And that's when I figured out the ending. Do I win?

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Considering that I have no real ideas for a followup to this, and how terribly this story bombed, I don't think so, I'm afraid. Don't worry; I have plenty of ideas for these types of stories left, just not in this specific niche!
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I clapped IRL when I read that comment. I was wondering how many people would pick up on that hint I planted.

2593285 How did this story bomb? It looks like it's going strong to me!

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Under 2k views and not featured, compared to the lowest number of views on my 3 most recent clopfics being nearly 8k.

2546215 you done goofed. Now, let's go to Brazil and kill a card counter.

*Blink blink* uh...wut?

My yes...... take all of it!

WUT DA BUCK PINKIE PIE!?:applejackconfused::twilightoops::pinkiecrazy:

HOW MANY WALLS DID PINKIE BREAK TO PULL THAT OFF!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Now this is a whole new level of sexy!

..............................um :rainbowhuh:

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