Noooooooooooooo! My only weakness... Besides guns, knives, poisons, dropping from a great height, a punch in the face. four hours later.

Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! Why are you doing this to me

4472599 Well he doesn't have a crossbow... Yet.

But yeah, there is such a thing as 'overkill'

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO
Jason is 15 YEARS OLD and, in your own words, has spent most of his time, eating, sleeping, going to school, and playing video games. He is NOT an engineer, and he cannot build an airplane in...

It had been a few days since Jason had visited Makers Fire and had set his project in motion

...A FEW DAYS.

Did Jason and Maker work out Bernoulli's Principle on their own, or did they consult existing scientific literature? Real engineers spend YEARS learning the skills necessary to do this kind of work. From George Cayley to Otto Lilienthal to the Wright Brothers, over one hundred years elapsed during which ideas were tried and tested and rejected, and during which people placed themselves in experimental flying machines and, sometimes, were killed when those machines failed. One 15-year-old kid CANNOT do this.
My disbelief is WAY unsuspended.

4772384 amigo, come down. I was only 9 when I first made my first remote control airplane, I don't do them no more because I have work to do and go fishing once and a while.

4458408 but that was a drop from a great height.

From this point on I'm just going to call him Jason Gary Stu and enjoy the rest of the fic. That way I can focus on the awesome scenes.

"Your mine now Pony-Friend thing" a voice said before Jason passed out again.

Waiting for the complete and utter extinction of this tribe of diamond dogs.

9213995
HANZ get ze flammenwerfer we got work to do!