• Member Since 2nd Feb, 2013
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A simple writer with dreams of becoming something greater than himself. He vows to help those in need and be the best he can be. That is Ghost's mission. PM him for just about anything! He won't bite.


This is a tale of ponies. And explosions. And The Doctor, who goes on an Equestrian adventure with his worthless companion, Mister Spock. Oh, and something about Star Destroyers and Chainsaw-lightsaber hybrids, also.

Expect randomness. And death. With hyper-realistic blood. Do NOT expect "compelling" or "realistic" characters. They don't exist.

Chapters (10)
Comments ( 34 )

With hyper-realistic blood.

Generic creepypasta 2/10

2496530Hee-hee. Actually, it's going to be FAR from a creepypasta. More of a sad attempt at parody. Just for fun.:derpytongue2:

2496589 I know, that's the joke.

Fuck the dislikers, this is the greatest fic ever created.

I love a good really shitty story!
but you killed Picard! you F***! :flutterrage:
0/10! you get nothing! you lose! good day sir!

2496649HOORAY!! Picard dies early because he's too badass for this fic!!:ajsmug:

2496606 HELLZ YEAH!:pinkiecrazy:

You use telepathy not telekinesis to talk to others with your mind. Anyways, nice story.

2497223AAHHH! I knew something was off! Whoops! :twilightblush:
Thanks for that! Much appreciated!:twilightsmile:

I couldn't stop laughing through the whole chapter. Simply awesome! :rainbowkiss: I wonder what the Doctor will think of the rest of the gang, especially Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy. :rainbowlaugh:

2497687Oh, just you wait, my friend! Although Twilight, AJ, Celestia, and Spike will have the largest roles pony-verse wise, the others will have their moments. And, MINOR SPOILER ALERT IN A STORY WHERE SPOILERS AREN'T TERRIBLY IMPORTANT: There's gonna be a murder mystery involving the characters, and eventually Darth friggen Vader joins the crew to solve the mystery!!! It's gonna be great in the most awful way!! Clich├ęs, weird plot twists, and random explosions that are plot important await you in the future!!!:pinkiehappy:

.... What have I done?!:facehoof:

2497948 You have just allowed your imagination run wild, and that my friend is awesome. :rainbowkiss: favorite line of the whole chapter has to be "Then shit on a shingle".


Well, it could have been a captain of note, like Kirk.

2498284Exactly!! Besides, it's only stated that Picard and his crew are vaporized, AND it never says who was on the Enterprise with Spock! Therefore, any of the other Trek characters (along with Wars) could appear at any time! But it's not just random for the sake of being random..... mostly. There are important plot points!!!! (Translation: nobody cares, since this is a mostly non-serious fic)

Why long responses???!!! BECAUSE I CAN!:twilightblush:

I saw this in my notifications, and couldn't stop smiling and laughing!
Me when I saw this was posted: :rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::pinkiesmile::rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::pinkiesmile::rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::pinkiesmile:
This reaction and story is brought to you by the creative insanity of Take these story ideas!!!

2497948You have created the greatest masterpiece of mindfuckery that the world has ever seen, and it is glorious.

2500636YESH!! My life is officially 56.674% complete!! I'm having such a great time doing this! It's actually helped my writer's block!! THANKS SO MUCH!:pinkiehappy:

I faved this story before I read it, and I'm not dissapointed yet. :pinkiehappy:

2619216 Thanks muchly!!! As with all parody, this story will have its random moments of hilarity, but will also have more serious situations, as in Chapter 2. Thanks again for liking it, and I hope it brings you much pleasure!:twilightsmile:

Love always and forever,

Can I just.....

C-Can I just...ask something here?

You seem like the person that knows how to tie shoes, what magic are you using? Because whoever makes this story with magic like this should know how to complete the task of tying his shoe...

Please just give me an answer because I've been trying for three years but I can't do it. My mother thought I could do it, but I can't do it...

2753585 Elementary, my Dear Sniper!

Simply put, I use teh majikz of... Uhm... my ideas? Wait, so if my story is akin to tying shoes, then I HAVE COMPLETED MY OBJECTIVE AT "POOR" CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!
Or not.... Eh, I kid.

To tie one's shoes... Just get velcro straps!:eeyup:

Also, splain "magic" Lucy?

Love always and forever,


Wait, you're a ghost, you don't wear shoes, why would I even ask you in the first place?


~Gentlemannly Sniopah

2798137 I fucking love you. :ajsmug:

Love always and forever,
-Gene Wilder


Everypony loves me.

Except Umachan

3121591 OOOOoooooh many thanks, friend! I have no idea why I never replied to your comment, but nevertheless I give my thanks to you! LET THE NEXT CHAPTER BEGIN SOON!!!

Love always and forever,

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