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In the year 2018 in ”The Loud House” dimension 63, it was a year since Ronaldo Santiago and his mother moved back to Royal Woods, Michigan. He and Linka Loud have decided to become more than friends, but what will happen when their life-changing mistake leads to a series of events that make their world unbearable? Guess it’s time for a fresh start in a world that they could never imagine.

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Mathias Frost.

He was just enjoying himself during a weekend event with his Roman reenactment club. Everything was as it should be, but during a mock battle he found himself alone in the woods, and before he knew it, he was in Equestria.

It took a few weeks, but after they were sure they had no easy way of sending him home, Celestia decided to grant him citizenship! He could have stayed at the palace, but not wanting to do nothing he decided to work. Luckily, there is a job available for someone like him!

Ponyville needs a new guard, and being the only one, he will also be the highest ranking one, effectively making him guard captain of Ponyville.

Working for Mayor Mare, he is the law, and is required to keep the peace in Ponyville. Easier said than done...

How will the ponies take to him? Can he make friends? And can he avoid getting fired?

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This story is a sequel to Rainbow Dash Hacks the Internet


Rainbow Dash tries a new prank: hack the Internet to make hyuu-mans look at pictures of her butt. It turns out a lot better and more G-rated than expected.

(Art credits: see the Author's Note.)

Thanks to SquidgeKitten for prereading.

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The ponies of Equestria speak an interesting language, it’s a shame that Anon; an extraterrestrial alien from a universe far away, can’t speak it or understand it.

That won’t stop him from being a massive chuckle-fuck, though.


Sex tag is only there because Anon just oozes that energy and you can’t stop him. No seriously, just try it.

Profanity tag is also there because Anon.

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Who is Dinky Doo's real father? In an unexpected crisis, Derpy Doo reveals the secret truth...more than once. But which story is the REAL truth?

Can a clever little filly figure it out?

Thanks to SquidgeKitten for a helpful preread.

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No sex actually happens in the story. Just missed past opportunities, and a non-canonical saucy joke at the end, which I think is the definition of Teen rating + Sex warning. Yes, that's right, "joke"...


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Ellie makes an innocent remark. Maud and Trixie confess some things to Starlight. Starlight does not take it well.


Author's Note

There are about 15kish words that are supposed to be between this and Scenes From A Life In Equestria, establishing the start of Ellie's relationship with Rarity, up to her leaving on a business trip for a couple of weeks. But then I re-watched The Road To Friendship and A Rock Solid Friendship and got re-obsessed with Startrix and Starmaud and Startrixmaud all over again, and could not wait. Will connect it to the rest of the series once that catches up.

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Throughout his time in Equestria, Anon has seen a great many things - that being said, he's in for a first. The strange behemoth is as beautiful as she is baffling, leaving the man in a bit of a pickle. What does one do when faced with a literal giant of a pony?

Artwork by AnonTheAnon (Twitter @RealAnonTheAnon)
Big shout-out to MiddyNight (Twitter @Middynight_) for help with the Scottish accent for her!

If you want to help support me, I have a Tip-Jar/Patreon HERE

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Anon decides it's time to test out a theory of his. If the ponies can go around naked all day, then why can't he?

I mean, what's the worst that could happen, right?

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Kissing is irrational. Take it from a pony who's never done it.

Speedwrite because I miss horsewords, mostly unedited.

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Fluttershy said softly, "You know how your arms are symmetrical? Your left is like your right? I'm not really into that. I think it's gross."

Then it got worse.

In January, my friend Fluttershy accidentally photobombed my video chat with my girlfriend. Now it's just a question of who dumps who first. And who'll be there to pick up the pieces?


Thanks to SquidgeKitten for a helpful preread.

This is an entry for Angel Midnight's "2020 Is So Weird" short story contest, which runs until the end of November.

(The story image is a frame I edited, from an EG music video.)

(Alternate story title: "That Thing on My Girlfriend's Desk")

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