Rainbow Dash isn't sure what's going on, why it's happening, or even what species she's supposed to be. All she knows is that it's Nightmare Night and Ponyville has gone crazy.

Crazier than usual.

In a bad way.

Point is, it's a problem, and she's going to fix it... somehow.

Honorable Mention in the Transformation group's Autumn Pony-to-Human TF Contest.

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Rainbow Dash never got over her fear of flying in airplanes, but when its the only option for her to get back to Ponyville, she'll just have to face her fears. But things quickly go sideways when she suddenly has to find a way to land the plane safely. To make matters worse, her co-pilot is none other than an old rival, the mare talking her through landing is her old commanding officer, and the plane itself isn't in great condition. Can Rainbow find a way to land the plane without killing everypony on board? What exactly is the statue of Nameless the Unnameable, who used to be a king? Is Dr. Hooves really a doctor? (Don't worry, he is a doctor). Find out now in Mareplane!, TheRedFox's first and only attempt at writing something remotely amusing.

The following story is a parody of the movie Airplane!, which is a parody of the movie Zero Hour!.

The following story also contains puns, bad jokes, poorly worded statements, non sequiturs, contradictions, running gags, brief moments of physical violence, swearing, profanity, swearing and profanity, beets of silence, plays on words, rhetorical questions, and a deep moral message. Maybe. May also contain nuts. Mareplane! has every single joke broken down here.

The Cast:

Main Characters:
Rainbow Dash
Lightning Dust

Side Characters:
Big Macintosh
Nurse Redheart
Vinyl Scratch
Daring Do

Background Characters:
Twilight Sparkle
Fluttershy (mentioned)
Unnamed 'beets of silence' salespony
Cloud Kicker
Berry Punch
Unnamed Canterlot flight dispatcher
Nameless the Unnameable (mentioned)
Dinky Doo
Ditzy Doo
Dr. Hooves
Fleetfoot (mentioned)
Surprise (mentioned)
Apple Strudel (mentioend)
Flitter and Cloudchaser (mentioned)
Thunderlane (mentioned)
Clear Skies
Shining Armor
Princess Celestia
Maud Pie
Engine #2
Willy Not that Upset About it
Collin the Police
Unnamed Reporters
Discord (mentioned)
Moon Dancer
Bon Bon
Prince Blueblood

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What is the meaning of friendship?

To hold each other up from the unknown, to never let the other falter.

One drink shared with someone special, can make all your problems fade away.

Gift To My Friend Misty Rose

Because Why Not!?

She's Just Awesome!

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A famous musician was killed by a stalker that decided if she couldn't have him, no one would. He wakes up to find himself in a void with a strange man who gives him an offer. Play a game with the man and the musician can come back to life. Win the game and the musician can return to his universe and get his memories back. Let's hope the musician is good at hide and seek.

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It's not a date, because then they would be dating. But they're not.

Trixie doesn't know if she's even into mares.

Lyra just wants to find somepony to love.

Bonding over zombie-killing and nachos is as good a bet as any.

Entry into the nineteenth Quills and Sofas Speedwriting Competition. Conceived and written in one hour; completely unedited. The prompt was "just this once everybody lives".

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Just a little side story base off The Buck It Bros, According to plan story chp.10 come and get your love. (Spoilers ahead go check out there story if you want to understand things properly).

At the end of According to plan chp.10 come and get your love. We learned that both lyra and Bon bon had a roll in the hay, with a yellow pegasus mare named Sunflower Shine A.K.A. S. After everything S put the mares through especially to Lyra, how did they go from wanting to kill her to sleeping with her???? Well this is my idea on what happened.

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(Humanized) Violet "Vinyl" Scratch is a talented DJ with growing fame. Octavia Melody is a famous cellist with a great future in music. After a Vinyl show, they became friends, but, do they really want to be just friends?

After some funny and sad moments, and thanks to some friends, they discover their true feelings, and that music is not everything that bonds them, in a story full of friendship, love and of course, music.

This is my first story ever written. Inspired in songs of my cellphone and others fimfictions. Hope you guys enjoy it. (^-^)/

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So I bought a new house, it was cheap and a good find with a lot of bedrooms. The only problem is that it is similar to Howl's moving Castle. The front door has a color selector and leads to a lot of different dimensions. The doors in my home lead to different worlds, all of this is because of some jerk named STB. So this is my life after I find out when I open my door to Equestria.

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Everyone thought that all of the Witchblade were only a myth and never existed. Yet almost no one ever realize that, during a bloodshed conflict in Tokyo 100 years ago between the Witchblades and X-cons, one Witchblade artifact survive from the massacre. Now things take a drastic turn when the artifact found a chosen host of a boy as they battle with a group of remaining humans against both the X-con units and the Utopian Harmony Empire.

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This story is a sequel to Let Me Tell You About My Character

After years of nerdy fun, Twilight Sparkle's favorite Role Playing Game comes to an unexpected and inglorious end, leaving her with a particularly nerdy kind of melancholy. But it's stupid to get so sad over a game, right?

Sunset and Company take it upon themselves to cheer her up anyway.

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